Wasteful Wiping 
Why is it that chicks use so much fucking toilet paper? Even if I take a greasy cheeseburger shit or squeeze out the soft serve, and I only have 5 squares, I'll make it work. I wipe, fold, wipe, fold and wipe until I need to reload. But I swear every chick wraps half a god damn roll around her hand, and then dabs 3 drops of piss off her pussy lips. What the fuck is up with that, ladies? --Adam Leave A Comment
How Stupid Can They Be? 
I don't know why, but sometimes I'm still amazed at just how stupid people can be. Like this couple for example, who locked themselves inside their keyless car. They were trapped for 13 hours and tried almost everything to get out, including honking the horn to alert help and trying to break the window with the car jack. The one thing they didn't try, however, was unlocking the door and pulling the handle. Only a genius would think to do that. They were eventually let out by a neighbor, and would have suffocated in another half hour or so. People this dumb are wasting valuable resources and really don't deserve a 2nd chance. --Adam Leave A Comment
Back From Florida 
Me and the fam took a weekend trip back to South Florida. Compared to the North East right now, South Florida was fucking awesome. We did the beach everyday, and I have never wanted to smack more mother fuckers than this weekend. It all started checking into the hotel. Fucking fat security guard comes waddling in, and says to the clerk, "It's downright freezing out there." I just about succumbed to the urge of beating him with one of those fake 3 foot candy canes. Shut the fuck up fat ass, it's 20 degrees in New England! It went like this all weekend. Hell it was 70 degrees out, and one chick was were wearing gloves. Fucking cunt. 70 is perfect out, not wearing gloves weather. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Countdown to Christmas 
Because I stay so busy with two jobs and all the stress of my other job I lose track of some shit. Today I realized it's only 10 more days until Christmas, and I still haven't got all my gifts for everyone. It's looking like cash in cards it is for most of them so they'll just have to deal. What are you guys wanting from us for Christmas(not saying you'll get anything because some of you have been bad this year)? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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