Greens and Garlic 
I'm big on eating my greens, specifically broccoli and spinach, which I saute both with coconut oil. They taste good and they're healthy, but they have some other effects too. Broccoli makes me fart a lot and they smell pretty horrible. Bad enough to make me gag a little, and I usually love my own scent. Spinach doesn't smell too bad, but it does make my ass explode. Sometimes it's straight liquid, and sometimes it's like a bowl full of brown worms. I guess it depends on what else I ate. But, I also love to eat a lot of garlic, and surprisingly, my garlic farts smell terrific. In fact, they make me want to eat garlic bread. --Adam Leave A Comment
Betting Time 
I could really care less about who is playing in the Super Bowl, but I sure love to gamble. And a fun game we like to play at the house for our Super Bowl party is the football squares. I have never won a single time in the years we have played it, but it makes boring ass football game pretty exciting while drinking and eating my ass burning chili. My mom has actually walked away with $250 at one party, she needs to share some luck with me. Next week's WICS will have me making my famous chili. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
I Love That Place 
Costco is the shit. I went there yesterday to find something for lunch, and after walking around and eating all kinds of delicious samples, I'm not even hungry anymore. Plus, I picked up a week's worth of burritos and guacamole to enjoy at home. I even sat in some kick ass massage chair for 15 minutes before heading out. I hate shopping, but I fucking love you, Costco. --Adam Leave A Comment
Snowed In 
Anybody out there jealous of Jay and all the other fuckers up in Boston getting pounded with snow? Me neither. Fuck all that. I spent about half of my winters in shitty weather like that, but then I smartened up and moved the fuck away from it. Sure, it looks nice that first day, but then the white snow turns to brown slush, and everything is wet and dirty as balls. No thanks. I'm quite content to go surfing rather than snowboarding. --Adam Leave A Comment
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So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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