Indiana Gays Place On Earth? 
Screw San Francisco, Key West or Provincetown, Indiana is the gayest place on Earth. How do I know that? It's easy really, even elementary if you will... When you were in elementary school, you said you didn't like a girl so your friends wouldn't make fun of you. You might even hit her, and make fun of her. But secretly you loved her. You were just too immature to know it. Straight white God fearing politicians and their wives are the same way. They say, yuck, get those gays out of here. Behind closed doors though, he's getting a 18 inch black cock jammed in his ass by his wife dressed up as a football player. They go on vacations so he can suck some dicks through a glory hole, etc. Meanwhile the brainwashed constituents believe every world the politician says. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Let's play a game 
I'm running low on time while on lunch so I gotta make this one kinda short. I won't leave you guys without something though...As you all know I love asking people the tough would you rathers. Mostly to out you ultra weirdos. So here it is, you have to kill one, fuck one, marry one. Hilary Clinton, Nancy Grace, and Michelle Obama...Go! -Big Jeff Leave A Comment
That Would Be Nice 
You know what sounds good right about now? An ice cold beer. Maybe 6 or 7 ice cold beers. And some nachos. Nachos with lots of cheese, greasy meat and guacamole. And a few hot chicks in thongs serving ice cold beers and nachos. But I don't want them eating my nachos. They might start farting then, and that's not cool. Unless they sniff each others' farts and I record it so I can post it on Tuesday. But I'd still rather not have them farting. --Adam Leave A Comment
Vertical Dumbasses 
We got a lovely email today from schduhlfresser. It reads, "STOP VERTICAL VIDEOS! do your part to stop this pest and decapitate those who make them!" I admire his hatred for vertical videos, because I share it with him, even though 80% of the videos I posted today are in fact vertical. Although, in the case of the chick falling to her death, I'm OK with it. That's the one exception I make. Otherwise, I'm completely baffled at how people don't realize how fucking retarded they're acting when they hold a video recording device vertically. Movie screens are horizontal, televisions are horizontal, computer monitors are horizontal, your eyes are next to each other causing your field of vision to be horizontal, so why in the fucking fuck would you turn your phone vertically to shoot video? I cannot fucking understand it for the life of me. --Adam Leave A Comment
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