Eat the Meat 
I'll tell you one thing I'm sick of right now. Preachy ass vegetarians/vegans who can't shut the fuck up about how horrible and immoral eating meat is. If you want to be a pasty, skinny, whiny little bitch, then great for you, but leave me the fuck alone while I enjoy my delicious, juicy steak burrito. The only thing your crying about animal cruelty makes me want to do is eat a bacon cheeseburger and describe to you in detail how amazing it tastes. And guess what, plants are living things too, so get off your fucking high horse, you evil plant murderer. I actually do disagree with most farming and slaughterhouse practices, and I try to eat as much cage-free, organic, humanely farmed and all that kind of shit as possible. But I love eating animals. Those fuckers are delicious. --Adam Leave A Comment
A Nice Combo 
I was at the grocery store and saw something that got me pretty excited. Butterfinger Peanut Butter Cups. Two of my favorite candies are Butterfinger and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, so I figured this has to be fucking great. Well, it was good, but not as good as a Butterfinger and some Reese's. But it was a good thought and I appreciate their effort. --Adam Leave A Comment
Always Looking 
I can't help but notice how pretty much everyone I see crossing the street just takes for granted that cars are going to stop for them. I hardly ever see anyone actually looking both ways, or even one way, before stepping off the curb. The light is green and that's all they need, whereas I'm constantly moving my head in all directions, and subconsciously analyzing all the different possible accidents that could take place and send a vehicle hurling in my direction. I even position myself on corners so I won't get crushed into a wall or pinned against a light post. I imagine many of you are the same. I guess it's possible that just by awareness, crazyshit can save lives. --Adam Leave A Comment
Vacation Day 1 
So today starts my vacation from my main job, and I can't wait to just chill for a week and not have to stress. I mean sure there are stresses I'll have at some point, but at least it won't be by the hands of some customer in a bad situation that feels I'm the white devil that put them there. This is also the first time I've been able to do the updates and not have to instantly go back into the lions den. It's pretty relaxing...now I can try to find what to do with the rest of my day other than crank down to the mammary Monday lady with weird non pin filled nipples. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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