Fuck Fucking Fuck 
I really had a hum-dingah of a blog today, and I broke my cardinal rule. I didn't write the idea down. Now, it's fucking lost forevah. Dammit. Dammit. Well I guess I can talk about pooping? Maybe farts? What about drinking? Sex with prostitutes? Ohh do you hate the people you work with? I do. (Not here.) Ahh, I guess that's about it. Have a good weekend. -Jay D. Leave A Comment
A Special Fart 
I had a most awesome fart that I wish I had recorded because I'm not sure I'll ever fart like that again. It had been brewing up after some all you can eat sushi, and I was holding it in because I'm a fucking gentleman like that. So when I sat down on the toilet to take a nice shit, the fart came out and it just didn't stop. My guess is it was 12 seconds straight. It went through many tones and pitches in that 12 seconds, and it may have even covered the entire spectrum. It was marvelous. It didn't even stink, and I didn't have to shit after setting it free. --Adam Leave A Comment
Eat His Penis and Testicles 
We get lots of freaks emailing us, and I recently got this email I thought I'd share with you guys. It goes like this, "I'am seriusly offer my penis and testicle for cooking my body please , I'am 29 years old please offer my body for Eat me." As you know, we're in the business of making dreams come true, so if any of you sick fucks out there want to eat a penis and testicles, maybe we can link you up with this freak, and you degenerates can make a Crazyshit video. Any takers? --Adam Leave A Comment
Back to Reality 
Back to the grind. Last week I finally got to take a vacation down in Austin, Tx. It's been a couple years since I did just a drinking vacation, and jesus did I need it. But at 37, I can't party like I used to. Starting drinking at noon means a early night for me now. First night we blew it out, and after some talking, we figured we went through 20 beers from about 7pm-2am. The next day there was hell to pay. Someone shit all over the bathroom, and someone else pissed allover that shit (not me this time). The next few days were a little more laid back. We tried to go hard the last night, but after starting at 5, we were beat my midnight. We did have fun. -Jay D. Leave A Comment
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So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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