Houston we have a problem 
So Tuesday I upgraded my computer to Windows10 because it was free. It's sleek and I haven't had any issues with it. That previous statement is something I would have said before yesterday. Today all I can say is Windows10 what the fuck. I have found out I can't download shit because it says I'm not the administrator, but I'm the only account on the computer. Currently I'm on hold waiting for some Indian mother fucker to tell me how to fix this. Sadly until then I don't have the updates for you...keep checking in for updates on the issue. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Reruns Today 
Howdy all! I am having some internet issues that most likely will not be fixed for the rest of the day. The internet actually works, but I cannot upload fucking videos or pictures. Instead of giving you nothing, how about 50 randomly selected reposts for you to revisit. Swell idea right? Thanks for understanding! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Disney Observation 
While at Disney World for a few days one of the things that struck me the most was the fact that so many younger kids and foreigners were fat. I know, I know, I'm overweight. But these people were different. They were fucking fat. Like asses as wide as two axe handles fat. Kids too. I don't have any solutions, just an observation that the fat is spreading world wide. I'm just waiting until the Chinese get fat and the world might tip on it's side. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Happiest Place on Earth 
Our son turned 5 over the weekend, and we thought the best birthday party would be to go to Disney World. I have to say that in fact, that is probably the best party ever for a 5 year old. He’s a funny little guy though, we were having breakfast and Mini Mouse snuck up on him and gave him a hug. From then on, he wanted nothing to do with the characters. Anytime we ate, he had to have his back to the wall. Yet, he rode all the “big” rides, like Splash Mountain like a champ. All in all, it was a pretty amazing time with our little family. And now I know what my Dad meant when he said, just wait until you have a kid. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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