I'm off to BBQ 
Sorry for the later post, but being the holiday and all I'm just trying to knock out everything at once. So it's going to be a short blog because I'm about to grill these dogs and burgs. How are you guys celebrating? You foreign shitters should celebrate today too. Just blow shit up, drink, and grill bad ass foods. Have fun, and be safe --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Please Please Please 
If you and your buddies are out drinking, and shooting off fireworks, please record that shit. That way, when something goes wrong, and it will you can send it to us! One of the key ways to know when it's time to record is these words, "Hey ya'll watch this" or "Hold my beer, and watch this." That means you have to get your phone out, turn it sideways and start recording! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
How Long Before 
I was watching some random tv the other day, when some quack said to never stick anything in your ear, and that the reason your fingers where the size they are, is so you can't do any damage. That got me thinking. How long was it that our original ancestors, aka Adam and Eve, stuck something in their ear. I would say probably about 15 minutes it took for one of those cave men to put a stick in their ear holes. It's not like they had a set of keys to use, which is one of my preferred methods of scratching my ear hole. Your thoughts? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
So Many Butts 
The thing that bothers me most about smokers, besides the disgusting odors they produce, is that for some reason they think it's perfectly acceptable to throw their cigarette butts anywhere they want. I bet that this shit accounts for more than half of the litter on the sidewalks. Next time you're walking down the street or sitting at a stop light, take a look and see how many butts you can spot. Too fucking many, that's how many. I'm not all hippie and shit, but it would be nice if people gave a fuck about keeping a clean living area. --Adam Leave A Comment
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