Coffee Shits 
Sometimes it amazes me at how quick coffee makes me have to shit. Whether I've been up for 5 minutes or 2 hours, after about 3 sips of my java, I feel my bowels rumbling and have to hurry to the porcelain receptacle. That is some fast acting shit. I'm sure eating a pint of ice cream before bed helps move things along too, but that little brown bean sure does make the ass explode. --Adam Leave A Comment
Streaming Videos Coming! 
We are going to be testing out some streaming videos with in the next day or so. Keep an eye out for much improved video videoing. (Yup, I made a word) If this works as expected we should have videos being served up faster than ISIS lopping off journalist's heads. Once we get it going, I will update the blog to let everyone to get it a test run, and give us some feed back. UPDATE: I have the videos pulling from the Content Delivery Network. If you can, check some videos out and see if they are working correctly. Next we have to get the videos actually streaming. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
How Much Longer? 
So how long do you think it will be before we have a 2nd revolutionary war here in America? Clearly the police have already declared war on the people, but so far it seems to be a pretty one-sided battle. When do you think the shit will really hit the fan? A few months? A few years? I'm sure it's going down sooner than later. The New World Order just keeps rearing its ugly head more and more each day. Between the Illuminati and the rapid destruction of all the earth's resources by the human race, we're all fucked. I just wonder how much time we have left to enjoy. --Adam Leave A Comment
Infectious Waters 
It stormed here yesterday, which was rare and nice, but I'm a little pissed about it today because I want to go surfing, but now the ocean is all polluted for the next couple days with runoff and all kinds of bullshit. I don't feel like getting all that bacteria and shit in my sinuses. A friend of mine fingered a chick in the ocean after a storm a few months ago and her pussy got infected. Keep that shit in mind next time you want to fuck in the ocean. --Adam Leave A Comment
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