How Long Before 
I was watching some random tv the other day, when some quack said to never stick anything in your ear, and that the reason your fingers where the size they are, is so you can't do any damage. That got me thinking. How long was it that our original ancestors, aka Adam and Eve, stuck something in their ear. I would say probably about 15 minutes it took for one of those cave men to put a stick in their ear holes. It's not like they had a set of keys to use, which is one of my preferred methods of scratching my ear hole. Your thoughts? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
So Many Butts 
The thing that bothers me most about smokers, besides the disgusting odors they produce, is that for some reason they think it's perfectly acceptable to throw their cigarette butts anywhere they want. I bet that this shit accounts for more than half of the litter on the sidewalks. Next time you're walking down the street or sitting at a stop light, take a look and see how many butts you can spot. Too fucking many, that's how many. I'm not all hippie and shit, but it would be nice if people gave a fuck about keeping a clean living area. --Adam Leave A Comment
Dumb Enough? 
Here's my question for you. Is America stupid enough to vote another Bush into the Whitehouse? I think America is most definitely stupid enough. But I also think that it doesn't matter who America votes for, because the puppet masters are just going to put whoever they want in there regardless. And it's not like it matters if it's this puppet or that puppet. With the same hand up its ass, they do the same fucking thing. And that right there is probably the only conversation I'll have about the 2015 election. I'd rather spend my time thinking about things that matter. --Adam Leave A Comment
Fuck fleas and the cats they came on 
So first I'm not the biggest fan of cats. Some are cool, but most are cunts. I have noticed some stray cats and the old woman next door lets her cats go everywhere like she owns the block. Well shortly after seeing these cats my dog has gotten covered in fleas and nothing is touching them. Shampoo, poisons, and all that aren't helping. I've been trying to avoid the medicine that you have to give them because it gave one of my dogs back home epilepsy. So that's what I'm doing...what do you guys do in this situation? Let me know --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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