Infectious Waters 
It stormed here yesterday, which was rare and nice, but I'm a little pissed about it today because I want to go surfing, but now the ocean is all polluted for the next couple days with runoff and all kinds of bullshit. I don't feel like getting all that bacteria and shit in my sinuses. A friend of mine fingered a chick in the ocean after a storm a few months ago and her pussy got infected. Keep that shit in mind next time you want to fuck in the ocean. --Adam Leave A Comment
Summer's Almost Gone 
There are only a few more days of summer left, and I'm ready for shit to cool down. I find it much more comfortable to sleep when my balls aren't dripping sweat. Granted, this has been the most enjoyable summer I've had in 10 years, but I look forward to some hot tub action on a cool autumn night. And for the waves to start picking up too. Speaking of which, it's time for me to hit the beach. --Adam Leave A Comment
Enjoying my vacation 
Today starts the begining of my 2 week vacation from my main job, and that shit is glorious. I can't wait to enjoy a half a month of no work, and getting paid for the shit. So I'm going to keep this short and sweet. I've thrown out ideas of what we think are good ideas for CS, but do you have any other ideas/wants for the site? let me know in the comments. -Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Fuck You eBay 
Fuck you, eBay. Fuck you and your deceptive prices. It's cool that I can find a wheel for my bike for only $25 but pretty fucking lame that the shipping of that 4 lb box cost $40. I refuse to buy from some deceiving fuckhole who thinks that's a clever way to get people to look at his shit. Fuck you and fuck your mother. --Adam Leave A Comment
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