Drunk Rambling 
I wish there was a button you could push that would make drunk people shut the fuck up. Few things are more annoying than being sober and having some drunk fuck ramble on about the same shit over and over, and take 10 minutes to tell you something that could be simplified into three sentences. What is it about alcohol that makes drunks think anybody gives a shit about what they have to say? I guess if you're gonna get some pussy out of it, it's worth dealing with it, but when that's not the case, it sure is hard to not tell someone to fuck off. --Adam Leave A Comment
Shoveling the Shit 
Hi all! Hope all is well, here in New England we spent the morning playing the snow. Playing and actually shoveling, so far, I have shoveled twice and might have a third time in my future. The only thing that sucks now, is it's wet heavy shit. That's going to take some beers to get me through. Off topic, if there are any HVAC guys or girls out there, I have a question for you. I have a intake that is on the floor going to the basement, and the fucking thing is loud as hell when the heater is on. Any tips to make it quieter? Miller time! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
I'm Here For You 
I wasn't planning on waking up early and working today, or even working at all, but the big guy needed me to come through for him, so here I am. It's all because I care about you fuckers with all my heart. If you guys didn't get to see people getting hit by cars, Asians doing bizarre shit, hot young sluts, and Muslims being fucking retarded pieces of shit, I would just feel awful. So enjoy your crazyshit, you twisted bastards, and send us God damn user tits. --Adam Leave A Comment
My Picture Story 
A few weeks ago I finally got to go on vacation. I was so tired at the airport, that I fell asleep before boarding the plane. No worries though, I woke up because I had to take a piss. Good timing to, because the plane was boarding. Once I got to my tropical destination, some dude tried to sell me a very suspicious belt. He said with this belt, I could get all the ladies I want. So I bought it, what the hell. Later that night, I was drinking at the bar with my new belt on, when I took a hottie home. Everything went as planned. Next morning though, I woke up with a hangover and not what I went to bed with. Yikes. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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