Happy Holidays Shitters 
We all know what day it is, and I hope you guys celebrate to the fullest extent. That being said I'm not saying we are condoning drug use...so don't use drugs. Now that doesn't mean if you have a prescription you should not take your medicine. Also I'm not saying don't breathe if you just so happen to be in the close proximity of certain plants as they burn. I need to find something to satisfy the means to munch so lets cut this off. Whats a funny idea you've had when influenced aka a High-dea. My most recent is, "If a ginger man and ginger chick have a baby, and turns out it's a boy. Does that make him a gingerbred man?" --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Celebrity Fight 
If you could fight any celebrity, who would it be? It could be hand to hand combat, or maybe using some medieval weapons in a pit fight. Whatever scenario you like is fine. I guess the main point here is, what celebrity would you most like to lay a severe beating on? I'm not sure if they would be my final answers, but off the top of my head, I would really enjoy stomping the fuck out of Kanye West and Sean Hannity. But I might rather see them in a fight to the death. I'd put my money on Hannity. --Adam Leave A Comment
Star Wars 
The user boobs from today got me thinking about Star Wars for a few seconds. I haven't been paying any attention, but I guess a new movie is coming out this year. Personally, I have no desire to see it. I loved the original trilogy and watched them so many times growing up. I remember being all stoked to get Han Solo and Luke Skywalker action figures in my cereal box. I was even stoked when episode one came out. But then Jar Jar Binks showed up on the screen, and all I could think about was kicking George Lucas right in the hairy bean bag. I was pretty much done with Star Wars after that. And now that Disney is calling the shots, I really don't give a fuck about seeing it. But that doesn't mean I can't turn on Return of the Jedi, and rub one out to Princess Leia in her Jabba slave outfit. --Adam Leave A Comment
Fuck Fucking Fuck 
I really had a hum-dingah of a blog today, and I broke my cardinal rule. I didn't write the idea down. Now, it's fucking lost forevah. Dammit. Dammit. Well I guess I can talk about pooping? Maybe farts? What about drinking? Sex with prostitutes? Ohh do you hate the people you work with? I do. (Not here.) Ahh, I guess that's about it. Have a good weekend. -Jay D. Leave A Comment
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