Back To Bed 
I laid down to rest my eyes for a few minutes last night when I got home from training, and five hours later I woke up all confused, thinking it was day time cause my light was still on. When I came to, I figured I might as well get updates done. And now I'm going back to sleep. Probably. Maybe I'll rub one out first. But I really don't feel like cleaning up a mess right now. Good night, fuckers. --Adam Leave A Comment
Eraser Nipples 
Ever encounter a chick with eraser nipples? You know, the really long kind. I've come across a couple in my days, one with really, really small tits and one with fairly big tits. I have to say, eraser nipples look much better on bigger tits. --Adam Leave A Comment
Delicious Memories 
I believe today is Jay's last day in Florida, and I'm just a tiny bit jealous of him. Not because I miss Florida, but I do miss the best Italian sub I've ever had in my life, and a pretty awesome chicken place too. He made sure to let me know when he ate there, and to remind me how delicious it is. But at least I have easy access to the best burritos in the world just 5 minutes away from home. --Adam Leave A Comment
Slowing Down For Blogs 
I have to admit that my writing is sub par. Hell, my spoken English isn't much better. Let me be the first to say that I do not receive Christmas cards from the grammar-nazis. The regular Nazi do send a birthday card, which is kinda weird. 9 times out of 10 I just start writing the first sentence and hope for the best. The spray and pray method if you will. Only to read back the blog a few hours later and think, wtf, was I drunk? Moving forward, I will give it a few re-reads before hitting post. Bitches. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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