Smart TV vs Hookers 
I was browsing through the ads and I could get me a 50 inch smart tv pretty damned cheap now that 4K TVs are out. Then I realized I don't even watch that much TV at all so its not worth it. Maybe I should just get me a couple of hookers and some cocaine for them to enjoy. Your thoughts? --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Never Too Old For Cartoons 
Woke up at 5am and was watching cartoons while I did updates. All the Warner Bros classics some Tom and Jerry and even Woody Wood Pecker. They don't make kid cartoons like they used to. These are great. I can't believe some people are trying to get these banned because they're supposedly racist. If you ask me Speedy Gonzales and Slowpoke Rodriguez is some funny shit --Dave G. Leave A Comment
High School Orgy 
I was reading about how 25 kids where having sex with a school girl in a high school bathroom. How does that even work. Would suck to wait in line around a bunch of horny assholes. I'd rather just sneak in gropes with the bustiest teacher in school. Which reminds me of my high school history teacher. Big tits loved to hug and would sit at on a stool on a open podium and forget to cross her legs. Needless to see the guys in Miss Goodwin's class would fight for the front middle desk. I was lucky to get that seat plenty of times --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Fat vs Ugly Girls 
If you had the chance to bang an ugly chick or a fat chick which one would you pick? Frankly I'd take an ugly fat chick at this point. I had sex with skinny ugly girl once and it wasn't bad at at all. Her hip bones hurt a little so a fat girl might be a better option. Keep in mind ugly girls are usually pretty tight and enthusiastic. I'd do it again if I could. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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