Religion Still Problem to Humanity 
Israel is still fucking up and they both don't understand what the fuck cease fire means. How many more years of war will it take for people to realize religion is the issue. They claim it's about love and bring people together. Obviously that hasn't dawned upon the middle east's Hatfield and McCoys with their 3000 year old war. Whoever the ancient asshole was that decided religion is what the people need to feel safe surely didn't have this in mind, but still he's an asshole for it coming to this. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Rainy Day 
I learned something from a friend this weekend. He says to avoid the ocean while it's raining because all the runoff that gets dumped in there can get you sick. He says this because he fingered a chick in the ocean one day and she got some pussy infection. That could be why. But it also could be because she's a filthy slut. Either way, maybe you shouldn't get fingered in the ocean on a rainy day. Just to be safe. --Adam Leave A Comment
Sushi Shits 
I went for an all you can sushi lunch the other day and fucking killed it. This place has some pretty gourmet shit too. After about 6 or 7 rolls plus a bunch of sides, I was pretty fucking full. It was all good except that I went straight to hang out with a chick before taking a good shit. I would have dumped at the restaurant, but some nasty motherfucker left shit stains on the seat. I didn't want to crap at her place cause it's pretty small and she for sure would have heard and smelled it. We haven't crossed that bridge yet. So I bottled it up for several hours and when I finally got home, that shit was mighty explosive. I bet I could have sprayed it a good 10 feet or so. --Adam Leave A Comment
Do You Have Ebola?  
Do you have ebola? How can you tell if you have ebola? I have no fucking clue, but I think these might be the warning signs. Have you visited Africa recently? If so, did you have sex with a hooker? If you visited Africa, and had sex with a hooker, give yourself high five because you have AIDS, the sworn enemy of ebola. If none of those happened, let's start again. Do you feel queasy when you see Mexican food? Have you turned down going drinking with your friends on several occasions? Congratulations, your balls turned into a vagina. You should head over to Forever 21 and get yourself a skirt. What's all this prove? Either you have AIDS or a vagina now, but you are ebola free. You should be able to sleep at night now. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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