Funny Wet Dream 
Yesterday after doing the updates I took a nap and had a funny wet dream that I was at some kind of Donald Trump festival where 1 million dollars where going to be raffled. and I ended up finding a roll of tickets for the raffle so I was sure I'd win since I had so many tickets. Then suddenly a blonde (odd I prefer brunettes or redheads) cute girl with big tits pulled me between two buildings and told me I'm going to build a wall around you, you rapist wetback now fuck me like you mean it and talk nasty to me you dirty Mexican. For once in a wet dream it happened but I couldn't feel a damned think realized I was asleep and woke up --Dave G. Leave A Comment
I fucking knew it! 
That fucking cock sucker douche bag that killed the people in Orlando was gay. No way you go into a gay club and kill all those people just because you seen two dudes kissing. You do what the rest of us do, throw-up in your mouth, and try to use mental bleach to make it go away. That mother fucker was as queer as a three dollar bill. He was on gay dating sites, and Grinder (gay Tinder). He probably had a boyfriend and that dude left his sorry smelly ass for someone else. He got pissed and decided to take revenge. Now I hope he is taking it up the ass by whatever god he believes in. —Jay D. Leave A Comment
Comcast Are Crooks 
Had a fucked up day on Saturday. First I was trying to withdraw some money from Paypal and Paypal decided they waned so much verification from me. I spent hours with them on the phone. Of course they asked for a bill so I grabbed my Comcast bill only to realize they added $20 to my monthly bill. When I first got the package it was supposed to be $39.99. When I got them on the phone, they fed me some bullshit that "The agent who sold me the package made a mistake and the promotion doesn't exist," so I ended up paying more. They tried to talk me into a contract but, no. I'll be looking for a new provider but I'm guessing there are no good options around. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Akbars in Florida 
The dumb shit these guys do never seize to amaze me. They do this because of a twisted fairy tale told 2000 years ago and will kill someone over something there is no proof is even real. I will tell you what is real. We were given a piece of info from a former CS admin..err I mean local patron at the gay bar there...Omar Mateen was in fact a closet homo. He tried to kill the gay away but now he just sucks cocks in hell --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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