Renaissance Fart-stival! 
Well Crazyshitters, today I get to go experience the Renaissance Festival for the first time. I'm looking forward to it. It should prove to be quite interesting...to say the least. If anything, I'll at least get to walk around eating a giant turkey leg like the heathen that I am. I love me a nice juicy smoked turkey leg. Nothing spells nap-time quite like that. Talking about food....since I've been eating healthier, I've amassed a plethora of distinctly pungent odors, that I share with the world very frequently. I dropped a great one this morning. My girl just walked out the door to go get her hair done and I let a good one rip. Not five seconds after that she walked back in and directly into the brown cloud. The look on her face was priceless! I was fucking dieing on the couch. My sides actual hurt a bit from it. Farts will always be funny! As will dick and shit jokes! Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Everglades Here I Come 
Today should be pretty kick ass. In a few hours I'll be cruising on an airboat in the Everglades with a local swamp guy. There's a lot of cool shit out there to see, and he's even got some of his own homemade moonshine to help keep things lively. I just hope things don't get all Deliverance like. --Adam Leave A Comment
Hoes and Housewives 
Can you make a hoe housewife? Is it possible? Not according to the Dogg Pound Gangstas, but I assume it's happened before. She might not be the best housewife, but I'm willing to bet with the right strategy you could turn a whore into a good homemaker. But you never know when those hoe instincts might come back and ruin all that you've worked so hard for. Then you would have to go back to the drawing board, find another hoe and try again. --Adam Leave A Comment
Don't Miss Out On This One 
If you haven't already checked out the plugs (porn links) for today, you should definitely watch The Life of a Male Virgin Bukkake Star. See it there down below? Yep, the one with a picture of a fat naked guy pulling his pud. It's a real treat, and you're sure to enjoy it. This man truly has no shame, which you almost have to kind of respect. So scroll down and give it a click. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and in the end, you'll feel much better about yourself. --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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