Florida Cold 
I've lived in Florida for almost nine years now, and I still get a kick out of how big of pussies people are when it comes to cold weather. If it drops down in the sixties, people are all bundled up and complaining about how cold it is. In the fifties, people run from their cars to the front door to get out of the freezing temperatures. In the forties, they just stay at home, wrapped up in their Sunggies and praying to the sun gods. --Adam Leave A Comment
Insanity!!! 
So, I've been doing the Insanity workout program for the last two weeks and I must admit...it's pretty insane! These fucking workouts just don't get any easier! Each workout you get strong so the workout you can go harder, it's fucking awesome! How many of y'all take your health a bit more seriously than the average person? Any of y'all done P90X, The Asylum, Rip-fit, etc...? One thing that I really like about this shit is that my appetite is through the roof! I love to fucking eat! ALOT! Now, the flip-side of the coin. How many of y'all are totally lazy slugs? How many of you spend the days you're not working in your boxers playing video games and watch Maury? Let a mother-fucker know! Till next weekend BITCHES! --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Yay! Saturday! 
So what's going on? What's the good happenings for the weekend? I ain't got shit but work, work and more work. Hell, someone's gotta pay for all these welfare recipients! I mean where would America be if it weren't for lifetime welfare recipients we have here? I shudder to even think of what a great country we'd have it we let them fend for themselves. If you're a leech, get your shit together! Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Kale the Magical Fruit  
Kale is the magical fruit...actually I don't think it's a fruit, but it rhymes with toot. I usually have a kale shake every morning to get my day started off right. But it's what kale does to me later in the day that is amazing. Like clockwork, I have to shit at 6:30 pm. This is no regular shit either. This is one of those, hang on to the side of the toilet for dear life while you give birth to one of the Cosby's. You know the type. If feels like you are giving birth to a brown semi-truck. Then after all that, you feel like a million bucks. I actually feel like I just ran a track meet (or what I imagine running a track meet would feel like). Kale doo doos are different from regular doo doos in the way that it's kinda green and really well formed. Basically like kale marched down your stomach kicking ass all the way and taking names. Enough talk, I have to poop. --Jay Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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