Trash and Treasure 
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure, and I witnessed that truth in action yesterday when a bum found a pair of shoes in the garbage can outside of the gas station. That fucker sure was excited, and was raving about how they were worth hundreds of dollars. I can't say I believe that, but I let him have his moment. I was happy for the guy. Until he started pressing me for change. He more or less told me that I was lying about not having any, which kind of made me want to bitch slap him because I was actually being truthful and didn't appreciate being scrutinized by some dirty, alcoholic piece of shit digging through the trash. Then I put things into perspective and happily went about my business because I don't have to dig through garbage or beg others for the money they earned doing a job. Life is good. Probably not so much for him, but at least he has a new pair of shoes. --Adam Leave A Comment
Dr. Fucking Bronner 
Do you know what the best soap ever is? Well I'll tell you. Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap, bitches. Peppermint specifically. Lather up with that shit and let it sit on your body for a couple minutes and you'll be tingling like a motherfucker. Damn, that shit feels good. And it smells good too. Also, if you're bored in the shower, you can read the mumbo jumbo that schizophrenic wrote all over the bottle. Pick some up today. You're welcome. --Adam Leave A Comment
Dog Meets Skunk 
This is no love story. This is a story of pain and sadness. Let me add in anger as well. Being from South Florida, my dog, and myself have never had a skunk encounter. That all changed on Monday night here in Boston. As usual my dog, Pete, likes to go out to drop the evening deuce. As he is out there, about to drop the brown boys off, he see's some white thing and bolts for it. He quickly comes back and starts rubbing his face in the grass. Then the smell hits me. This asshole just tried to fuck up a skunk. But the skunk got the last laugh. Holy shit did that stink! I mean for real that gave me an instant headache, and made me super angry. Of course the dog isn't that happy either. The only thing we could find online to do was rinse him off with Listerine. Then wash him a few times. Well that didn't work for shit, and he stunk all night. Next morning, I had to go to the pet store to get skunk soap that actually did work. But now, there is the essence of skunk in the bathtub where I tried to wash him down. Lord have mercy does that shit smell. --Jay Leave A Comment
Slap Em' Up 
If there was some way that I could reach through the TV and slap people, then I would be a TV watching motherfucker. My hand would be sore as fuck from smacking the shit out of assholes and bitches all day long. But since that technology doesn't exist, I really have no desire to sit in front of that shit, endlessly changing channels or listening to the retarded shit people have to say. Maybe one day. Just maybe. --Adam Leave A Comment
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