Can I Get a Break 
As the old saying goes, "when it rains, it pours." That's what I feel like today. Over the weekend, the fridge starts saying it can't defrost. I had to then unload the entire fridge into my beer fridge outside. Which meant my beers had to sit out with no ice. I then took apart the freezer and thawed it out, put it back together and hoped for the best. Well last night, the AC condenser fan starts to act up. Great, looks like I am going to be replacing that motor next. Then this morning the fridge is not defrosting again. Fuck me. That means I have to replace either the heater timer, heater coil, or some other thing. Basically, I'm going to buy a new fridge. It's 13 years old and I'm not fucking with it anymore. Then as I am walking out the door, the sprinkler pump isn't working. Fuck that, I'm going to drink beer until something fixes itself. --Jay Leave A Comment
I Want To Be A Cowboy 
I had the opportunity to attend a pretty kick ass 'Florida Cracker' themed fundraiser this weekend at some millionaire's ginormous ranch out by the everglades. There were lots of people dressed up in their finest cowboy and cowgirl attire, and the Gator Boys were there wrastling some gators to entertain the folks. There was lots of chilli, steak, and beer, and I made sure to get my fill. I also got a good tarot card reading, milked a fake cow, and took the mechanical bull for a ride or two. Kapooya! --Adam Leave A Comment
Slaughter? 
So, I have to say. Slaughter is a pretty interesting word. Cause you can't have it without laughter. That's some interesting shit right there. Speaking of slaughter, s-laughter. Remember the band Slaughter? Terrible! Anyhow, what do y'all think about eating horse-meat? I'm not opposed to it. Hell, I'll eat anything! Well almost anything. I don't do liver of chitterlings. There's nothing quite like eating a filter or a shit-factory. But, y'all can have at it. I'm good. Really. So back to horse. Any of y'all had it? Liked it? Let us know bitches! Till next time, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Googled? 
"Rat-shit, bat-shit, dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot. Hooray! Lizard-shit! FUCK!" Can anyone here tell me who said that shit? Without googling it! I can't believe that "googling it" is a legitimate expression. That's fuckin sad. "I googled the directions." "I googled goatse." "Do you want me to google 'two girls one cup?'" I remember back in the day when we used the word search. Now that makes sense. Since a googol, where I'm assuming they got name from, is a one followed by one-hundred zeros. "I just big-numbered some shit!" FUCK OFF! Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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