Everglades Bitches 
I'm heading out to the everglades today to cruise around on an airboat and look and hopefully see lots of cool shit like gators, snakes and missing corpses. Last time I went for the trip, the airboat broke down about 5 minutes into the ride, but fortunately we had lots of beer and whiskey, so it wasn't all bad. I have higher hopes for today though. --Adam Leave A Comment
Mediocrity 
Sooooooo.........I'm waiting for something to come to me.........I've got nothing today. Seriously, I'm as happy as a pig in shit. There's nothing for me to bitch about, praise, etc.... So let's just enjoy this day of mediocrity. Hell, let's celebrate mediocrity! Actually, I think we have been for quite some time now. The whole, "everyone gets a trophy shit." I love that! I really do. I love that the school-system teaches my kids that losing is okay and deserves a trophy. Fuck that! You get a trophy if you win and only if you win. Losing is motivation to win. Competition breeds winners and the winning mentality. When everyone gets trophies you breed losers that think that their best is good enough. WRONG! Fuck! I hate that shit! Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Saturday! Yeaheeeyeah! 
I've got three days off....man I'm fuckin happy about that. I can just sit around and watch my cock get smaller. Nah, fuck that. I've got shit to do....if I feel like it. Anything going on for you wild-fuckers, this weekend? Any Crazyshit going on? Or is it just the same old bullshit? I've got a question for you guys, a buddy of mine who has a 92 Jeep Wrangler is having issues with it running right. Nearly every component has been changed under the hood. After sitting a while it'll start and run for a minute then sputter out and die like it ran out of fuel. After which it won't start up again for a while. It's getting fuel to the manifold and, obviously, spark but we are having a hard time nailing down the culprit. Could it be the fuel-pump check vavle? The ECM? Ballast resistor? Misaligned Rotor? Etc.... What do you car buffs out there think? Holla! Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Going To Miami 
I had to drive down to Miami today to renew my visa for Brazil. Have you ever been to Miami? If not, let me tell you all about it. It fucking sucks. Don't go there. It's dirty, and it's full of dirty people and tons of shitty drivers congesting up the shitty roads. But if you like to party, you could go hit the clubs to pay $30 for a drink and hangout with douche bags in Ed Hardy clothes. How fucking great does that sound? --Adam Leave A Comment
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