Heading to the UK. 
What's up Crazyshitters? Well, I'm off to the UK next month for some training. I'll be landing in Manchester and traveling by train from there. I'll be doing 6 days of training in a Maritime Security Operator's course. I'm really looking forward to that shit! Hopefully this'll be as fruitful as I hope. If not, it's still going to be an adventure. Any of y'all around the Hereford area? Maybe we could meet up and have a pint? Holla atcha boy! Hatefully yours, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Fruits and Veggies 
I've cleaned up my diet a bunch and been eating a shitload of fruits and veggies all week, and you better believe I'm feeling it. Every morning I let out about 5 loud ass farts before I get out of bed. I haven't had a turd bigger than my finger come out of my ass since the weekend. It's always just a few worm looking shits. Sometimes I think I'm going to shit, but it's just a big ol' fart. They don't really stink either, so that's a little disappointing. But I'm feeling great and lost 4 pounds this week. A couple more and I'll be back at my competition weight. Awww yeah. --Adam Leave A Comment
He Should Have Stayed Black 
I was listening to some Michael Jackson earlier today, and hot damn, he made some great fucking music back when he was still black. The whiter he got, the shittier his music got, and the creepier he got. But before he started visiting his plastic surgeon weekly, and having special playtime sessions with kids, he was the shit. Every once in a while I have to have a little jam session to the Thriller album. I'm thinking about getting a pet tiger too. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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