Turn That Shit Down 
I don't own a TV, mainly because I fucking hate commercials, but when I am watching one at a friend's house, I've noticed a very annoying trend. I'll be watching a show and everything is fine and dandy, but then it cuts to commercial break and all of the sudden my ear drums are about to fucking blow out because the volume just increased tenfold. What the shit is that all about? That's a real dick move by those broadcasting cocksuckers. I wonder if it's intentional or if they just have some lazy ass Haitians working quality control. --Adam Leave A Comment
Does it make him gay? 
I was playing Xbox with a CS member that use to post in the forums and we were catching up on a few years of not talking. He's fucking off the wall sometimes, and it is quite humorous especially when in a party of people who couldn't even stomach this site. He went into scary detail of how he likes to plunge his balloon knot with a dildo he showed everyone that looks like a huge dick. Now its 2014, and I understand there are some dudes who are into butt play and are completely straight...The issue is that it's a super realistic dick shaped dildo of which is named Evan. Does it make him gay that it looks like a dick and obviously he imagines its a dick, or is it just harmless butt play. Also you have to answer this. If you have to do one or the other. For the rest of your life, would you rather shit every time you sit down or piss every time you stand up? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
RIP Upendejo 
Today we morn the loss of one of our favorite VIP members Upendejo. He had been battling cancer for over a year, and took a break from crazyshit about three months ago. It looks like he lost his battle this weekend, and we would like to take a moment today to give some thought to a fallen CS member. I for one am grateful to all the fat bitches that Upendejo posted. Not only did a few of them make it to the Would You Hit it archives, but I was amazed at how many fat bitches are even on the internet. He also holds the record for most posts in the Forums. Way to go brotha, you will be missed. --Jay. D. Leave A Comment
I Only Wish 
Did any of you crazy fuckers go shopping yesterday? Or even worse, Thursday night? I was fantasizing earlier about what would be the best Black Friday ever. Imagine all throughout the country, mobs of shoppers are fighting their way to the front of the crowd, waiting for the doors to open so they can waste all their money on shit they don't need. The clock is counting down, 3... 2... 1... and then BOOOOOOOM!! Every single store that's open for Black Friday blows up, killing all the shoppers. Instantly America just became a million times better of a place to live. How fucking awesome would that be? A man can dream, can't he? --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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