The Bitch Has Problems 
This weekend I had the displeasure of riding in a car for 20 plus hours with some crazy chick I just met. This bitch has problems, and she would not shut the fuck up about them at all. I couldn't understand her need to divulge all her issues to a couple people she barely knows. She even Skyped with her dog she hadn't seen in two days, if that gives you any insight to this nutjob's mind. The only time her trap was shut was the hour or two she was asleep, but then she was ripping some nasty ass farts. I definitely preferred smelling her ass over hearing her talk though. --Adam Leave A Comment
Strong Coffee Empty Stomach 
The updates were delayed a bit today as I decided to down a few cups of some strong coffee on a empty stomach. The following jolt of caffeine to my body made it extremely hard to concentrate and basically form sentences. Which is not really much different from my normal self. I did have to take a break and grab a bite to eat and chill for a bit. Good news is, my hangover is gone! --Jay Leave A Comment
Going To Kentucky Derby 
Next week we are off to go to the Kentucky Derby! This is our first time, so any advice if you have been would be awesome. Not sure if we will make it to the infield party. I'm hoping so, to at least see what the common folk are doing! My girl is all about horse racing. For me, I'm just there to look pretty and drink beer. Not necessarily in that order. I hope to bring back some solid pictures to share with everyone! --Jay Leave A Comment
Suicide PSA 
In the wake of some recent events that have resulted in people killing or injuring other people and then them themselves getting killed, I would like to say that suicide may be a great option for those people. Here's how you judge if you should commit suicide. 1) If you want to kill more than 1 person for any reason other than to make some money. 2) You feel the government is wrong, and the only way to prove it is to kill some innocent people. 3) You cannot distinguish between video games and real life. Those are just some broad examples of what we are working on to produce the Suicide Checklist. But really, it boils down to this. You are a nut, and killing innocent people is just a terrible idea, so just kill yourself. Leave a note if you want to get all political on people. --Jay Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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