Slow Update Today 
Hey all, just a heads up, we are having a bit of a slow update today. Henry was scheduled to do the updates but couldn't make it. I am the go to guy, and of course shit happens. Enjoy the updates we have up, next week will be a lot better bitches. --Jay Leave A Comment
Yay! 
Ain't life grand? I just love the fact that I'm surrounded by idiots that would camp out for a week to get a deal at some fucking store. Goes to show you how important material goods are to some people. Those are the people that are absolutely worthless fucks. I mean, is a weeks worth of time camping in a parking lot worth the effort to just learn to use a computer? All these Black Friday deals can be found on the internet every fucking day! Idiots! Leave A Comment
Black Friday 
So how many of you fuckers wait in lines and go shopping on Black Friday? I never have and never will. Fuck all that. I could think of a million things I'd rather do than deal with that bull shit. I think I'll just spend time in the bathroom, excreting some deep fried turkey. --Adam Leave A Comment
Merry Thanksgiving! 
Let's see here, coffee...check. Watched Macy's parade in pjs...check. Getting ready to head out to family's house to eat and drink large quantities...in progress. I have to say I am thankful for the outlet that we have here to express and show reality in a uncensored light. That's enough getting soft for me. I hope you fuckers stuff yourselves silly today and maybe pick a fight with that douche bag cousin of yours. Maybe we can even get a fan based Week in Crazyshit Intro. --Jay Leave A Comment
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