Abort It Up 
I guess it's not a bad idea to discuss early on in a relationship whether you and yours are anti-abortion or pro-abortion. It's nice to have that safety net and know that you're on the same page if punching her in the ovaries and tossing her down the stairs doesn't work. I think way more people should be having abortions and I think late term abortions should be all good too. Like if a chick has a 10 year old fetus and decides she doesn't want it, BAM! Abort that sucker. --Adam Leave A Comment
First, Second, Third! 
So first off, reposts happen. Sorry about that. Secondly, some of y'all cry like hoes. Thirdly, do y'all have any new material? Other than we all fuck each other here at Crazyshit? That shit was funny like, 10 years ago...maybe? I mean c'mon, there has to be a bit more creativity out there than that. Then again, the people that cry like lil hoes are generally the ones that have nothing clever to say anyways. Bring some witty remarks to the table. If they're funny, I'll give ya credit, even if it's about me. Fuck, I don't care, let's all have some good laughs! Vulture, I didn't even bring any shirts bro, if I would've, I'd've gotten one to ya bro. Real talk, SON! Haha! I hate mother-fuckers who say that shit! Anyways, hope all you degenerate cretins had a good weekend. Seriously! Well, some of y'all can go to hell! Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
I'm back! 
Hey hoes! I'm sure you fuckers missed me. Anyhow, I had a good time over in the UK. Nothing but good things to say about the former service-members I met. Apologies to our UK members that contacted me about possibly meeting up. I was busy the whole week with very little down-time. The course was pretty intense but well worth it. Next time I hit the UK I'm going to plan a lot more down-time. Tomorrow, I'll have something better to rant about....I'm sure of it! Till then, eat shit! Love always -- Henry M. Leave A Comment
Snot Ball 
A few days ago, I had blown my nose when this hard ball of what the fuck it was I have no idea, came out of my nose. I was actually amazed that it came out of my nose in the first place, and second why was it like a hard ball? I tried to show my girl but she just gagged and told me to get the fuck away from her. I should have taken a picture to show you all. It felt like a bolder was coming out of my nose, and then, bam, I could breath. I was eating wings the night before so maybe a bit of wing got lodged up there, I'm not sure, but I do know if did feel better. --Jay Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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