Fucking Texting 
Texting is nice because you don't have to talk to people, but other than that, everything about it annoys the shit out of me. Especially when somebody texts me, "hey". Hey what? Either you have something to say or you don't. Don't waste my fucking time and expect me to respond so you can start a conversation. It's only chicks that do this shit, so I just operate under the assumption that "hey" really means, "I want your penis in my mouth." --Adam Leave A Comment
Dollar Burgers 
I was walking downtown with a friend and we passed a bar that was offering dollar burgers that night. I don't think it would have been possible to walk past that. They weren't little sliders or anything. They were real burgers, and they were real good. And real fucking cheap. But the beers add up pretty quick. --Adam Leave A Comment
Happy Halloween 
It's Halloween, a time for costumes, candy, and drunk chicks using this fine day as an excuse to show off their tits and ass. What a great day. The big celebration around here was Saturday, but there might be a few people out tonight. I kind of doubt it though, because the temperature might be in the 50's and to the pussies down here, that's cold enough to keep them inside the house. But if you're a chick with a slutty costume, send us some pictures. --Adam Leave A Comment

Sandy Don't Play 
Sandy passed us by and left us with some waves. I went out today to catch a few, and those bitches were pumping. They don't get much bigger down here, but it would sure be nice if they got cleaner. Anyway, I'm glad the hurricane skipped us and fucked somebody else up instead. That part of the country was about due for a catastrophic natural disaster. I think it's God's way of punishing them for putting Jersey Shore on the air. God bless! --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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