Fucking friday! 
It's that time of the week for, well, my week to begin. Fucking bullshit! I need to get a 9 to 5 during the week. Preferably in a brothel or other high-class establishment with lots of hoes around. I love watching people interact with hoes. Especially at the strip-clubs. I love watching the socially inept stumble through social interactions. Maybe a few less video-games while you were growing up might've helped? Whatever, shit humors me so don't stop doing what you're doing. Don't you dare try and better yourself! PS4 and Xbox One are coming out soon and the new Call of Duty and Battlefield are already out. So, stop whatever you're doing, that's worthwhile and productive, and go back to your dungeon and waste a few more precious years of your life, to provide me with socially awkward entertainment. Love always, --Henry M. P.S. What the fucks up with the titties? Write CS on em and send them here! BITCHES! Leave A Comment
Changing Weather 
My new house is really deceiving in terms of weather. I'm in a very hilly neighborhood and my place doesn't get much direct sunlight. The mornings are pretty chilli when I wake up, so I throw on some jeans and a sweatshirt to leave the house, and after a few steps outside I get hot. Then I come back in to ditch the sweatshirt and put on some shorts. But I keep the sweatshirt in my backpack cause it always cools off at night. It's such a nice change from shitty Florida where there are only two temperatures. Hot and hot as fuck. --Adam Leave A Comment
My Ear Is Leaking 
I got myself a little ear infection and the pressure in that fucker yesterday was pretty intense. Thankfully though, while I was lying in bed, I could feel and hear the pressure being released, and then I could feel fluid draining out of my ear. What a great feeling it was. I didn't even care if I was staining my pillow case with ear juice. It felt so good, I never wanted it to stop. Then it happened again a couple more times throughout the night. I think it should be all done by now, but if I get one more little drainage session, I won't complain. --Adam Leave A Comment
Riding Mountains 
I went for nice little 6 or 7 mile bike ride today, and it is a lot different than riding in South Florida. Mountains are are not present there. In fact there aren't even any fucking hills. Actually there are some hills, but they're made of garbage. But yeah, pedaling up a mountain is no fucking joke. That shit will burn your legs out in no time. But cruising down a mountain, now that is a good fucking time. And you know I keep my head on a swivel. I can't be ending up on a crazyshit video. --Adam Leave A Comment
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