3 Days off...... 
Finally I've got myself 3 days off. I'm going to do so much nothing it's gonna blow your fuckin mind. Ahhhh, fuck that, I ain't lazy. I sure do appreciate some time off though. So, about Jay's migraine yesterday, I'm going to quote the great wisconsinjed, "My eyes were watering profusely, snot was coming out of my nose, and I was drooling from the mouth." I'm pretty certain that can be taken as the symptoms of a few others things..."those are also the symptoms of retardness..." was stated by the great doctor cornholio, well played by the way. Although, I would've used the term retardation vs. retardness so as to not sound like a retard myself. However, I have seen a great increase in AOR in recent days. AOR, or Adult Onset Retardation is the, well...it really explains itself. Please don't take this as an attack on the O.G. retards. I love them, and god knows they're strong. Love always --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Problem Solved 
The other night after moving a bunch of shit into my new place, I sat down and decided to open a bottle of wine that was gifted to me for the holidays. After popping the cork, I realized that all my glasses were still at the old place. Fuck me, I thought. It was a 1.5 L bottle, so I didn't feel like drinking straight from it, but I came up with a solution. I went to the cupboard and poured myself a fine bowl of wine. --Adam Leave A Comment
How Was New Year's? 
Did you assholes have a good New Year's celebration? Did you get hammered fucking drunk and piss yourself? I had a few beers at a house party, but nothing crazy. In my old age, I've realized I'd rather not drink til I start breaking shit and can no longer form coherent sentences. Also, I don't like to be too drunk to fuck. Especially on my birthday. Thanks for all the birthday wishes, fuckers. You make me feel so damn special, I want to fucking cry. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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