Christmas Is Over 
Christmas is over, and it's time to get back to the normal day to day shit we do. We had just about every member of both our families at our house yesterday and I can say that while I do love them all, I am glad they are gone. While they are fun to be around, and they sure can drink a lot, it was a very long few hours. It was like everywhere you looked there was just a family member all up in our shit. Finally I herded them all outside, gave them some leftovers and sent them on their way. You have any nightmare Christmas stories to share? --Jay Leave A Comment
Merry Christmas, Bitches 
It's that special day of the year where everyone gets a bunch of stuff they don't need and people feel good about all the unnecessary spending they've done in the last month or two. Now it's time to put on your new slippers, kick back with a bottle of booze and a plate of food, and watch The Christmas Story four times in a row. Merry Christmas, bitches! --Adam Leave A Comment
Christmas Spirit 
Christmas was fucking awesome when I was a kid, but now it's pretty much just a pain in the ass. Shopping sucks, traffic sucks, and I don't get holidays off because you all need death, sluts, and dumbasses on Christmas too. I guess I've turned into a bit of a scrooge in my older age. Oh well, Merry Christmas Eve, bitches. --Adam Leave A Comment
The hoe-lidays are here. 
Happy Hoe-lidays BITCHES! The Hoe-lidays are a great time of year to appreciate your manly essence, if you possess that, and slay some pussy. However, if you're the type of dude that doesn't have any game, slay some hand! Either way slay something, preferable with a good lubricant. Don't want dick sores if you're a hand-slayer or with a post-menopausal woman, you old fucks. And hell, if you're Santa go ahead and slay something on your sleigh. What go you say? Like a hot lil elf bitch or dude if you're gay! A real four-and-a-half foot spinner, either way! Anyways, happy Christmas wishes to you and yours from your fellow Crazyshitter. --Henry M. Leave A Comment
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