Happy Monday Fuckers! 
So, as it's plain to see, you fuckers got me again! I might be here a few more times this week, as well, since Adam's out of town choking, arm-barring and causing general-discomfort to people. Which is a great past-time of ours here at Crazyshit. We're all into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Muay Thai, Krav Maga, etc... pretty much anything that involves, fighting. It's a great way to get the blood flowing, out of other people. Nothing says I love you like a punch in the face or a Thai round-kick to ribs. My personal favorite activity is delivering knees in the clinch. There's something really personal about that. It's like comparing shooting someone or stabbing them. Stabbing them is so much more personal...like knees in the clinch. Happy fucking Monday! Love always! --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Good fuckin day! 
Morning mother-fuckers! It's a damn fine start to a damn fine 3 days off! Fuck it feels good to know that I ain't got shit to do until Wednesday night! I got all this shit prepped for you sick fucks last night so I could get it up and out to y'all first thing after I got out of work. So, who called the winning horse and the dead-last horse of the Kentucky Derby? Any of y'all try? I know you turds want some free shit! I reckon we'll have a few more contests/give-aways in the near future. Any suggestions as to what kind of competition/contest to have? Let us know, BITCHES! Love always --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Good afternoon! 
What's up fuckers? Did you bitches miss me? I know you did...that was a rhetorical question. Anyhow, I slept in a lil bit and updates are a wee bit late. But, I know I'm forgiven. So, anything new in the world of Crazyshit members? I'm just getting all my shit ready for this trip to the UK. I'm really looking forward to that shit. For y'all that emailed me, do it again, I may have accidentally deleted your emails. On an other note, I reckon I'll be doing some other bad-ass courses this year involving Executive Protection and Precision Rifle. Any of y'all got experience in any of the shit I'm getting into? Let us know. I'd love to hear about it. Also, while I'm in the UK, I'll have limited down-time so if any of y'all want to meet up in the Hereford area let me know. Maybe we'll shoot a WICS intro? We'll definitely do that. Anyhow, fuck you till tomorrow! --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Derby Time 
This weekend we are in Louisville, Kentucky for the Kentucky Derby. My girl loves the Derby, and we decided what the hell, let's go check it out. I just hope my liver can live up to the damage that is about to happen. I have to admit that I do like this city. The people are so much nicer than South Florida. Everyone seems to drink, and well, it's not Africa hot. I'm not sure if they would want crazyshit.com to move to Louisville but we can always visit. Well, time to get all dressed up. Make sure you check out the Week in Crazyshit when it is up, cause we are going to give a way a t-shirt for your guess on who is going to win the Kentucky Derby. --Jay Leave A Comment
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