Popapalooza 2013 
Well, I'm back from Brazil and the main thing I've learned is that you should never go anywhere that the pope is going to be. I had my trip planned for a long ass time, then this cocksucker decides to come to Copacabana with over 3 million mindless Catholic sheep to ruin a perfectly good vacation. I've never seen such idolatry before. People worshiping some old pedophile and running after a shitty pickup truck to touch a homemade statue of the Virgin Mary as if it will give them some mystical powers. What a freak show it was. Millions of these zombies from all over the world slept on the sidewalk, street, and beach just to watch the pope talk on a big screen. And then after it was all over, they just picked up and left, leaving all their garbage covering the entire beach. I guess they thought God was going to pick it up. I always knew Catholicism was fucked, but now I've witnessed in mass proportions how much of a cult it really is. Wow!! --Adam Leave A Comment
Haunted? 
Do y'all believe in ghosts? I'm not sure if I do. I reckon I'm the same way with "God" I don't believe in his existence or nonexistence. With that said, where I work used to be a military hospital in the early 20th century. So one of my buddies is always talking shit about seeing stuff, hearing stuff, etc.... I don't know what the fuck he's talking about, I don't see or hear any of that shit. I wonder if believing in ghosts is like believing in hypnotism. If you're not a willing participant you can't be hypnotized. So what's your take on it? Real? Figment of the imagination? Cry for attention? Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
All Up In Boston 
First off, let me say thanks to Henry for holding the fort down while I am in Boston and Adam is in Brazil (touching tranny's butts). In all honesty, we aren't really in Boston, more or less in Cambridge, but you know what? They drink like mother fuckers around here. I decided to tear a chunk off on Monday night and I almost wish I wouldn't have. Wow was I fucked up yesterday. I must have shit 8 times, and still didn't feel right. Happy hour is only a few hours away, so I need my rest. --Jay Leave A Comment
Reposts!!! 
So, reposts...hmmm...what do y'all think about em? Other than the obvious ones who cry about them. Do y'all think reposts happen, here and there, because we don't pay attention? Or, do you think we do it to fuck with y'all? Or do you think we don't give a fuck? I'll tell the one it definitely isn't. The last one. We definitely give a fuck! We give so much of a fuck that...well...we care a lot! We really do. On to other things. Like.... --Henry M. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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