Turd Burglar 
Have you ever been fingering a butthole and felt a turd up in there? It's a bit off putting, but you have to know the risks involved when venturing in the brown zone. The common instinct is probably to retreat and focus attention elsewhere, but I imagine a few of you would rather keep on charging. --Adam Leave A Comment
Late updates. 
Sorry about the late updates guys. I've been working a lot lately on very little sleep and needed to catch up after work this morning. But, and I do mean butt, that is one hell of an ass I put up for y'all today. Looks like she's got some great tits too! That reminds me...send more tits! Especially you, you big breasted repeat offender! We loves us some titties and we love to share our love or titties with the world! Show your support and show us your tits! Love always, --Henry M. the 8th. Leave A Comment
Some more stank! 
So to continue with Adam's fine blog yesterday about the stinky lil tonsil stones... What the fuck is up with people that talk all in your face knowing good and well their breath reeks of shit? I don't get it. I can tell if my breath ain't the most fragrant by the taste of it. And with that, I don't spew shit breath in peoples faces. However, these lowly cretins don't recognize what they're doing and must be told to turn their heads when they talk to me. I love the faces I get when I tell people their breath is fucking disgusting. Love always --Henry M. Leave A Comment
That Fucking Stinks 
Since I was a kid I've had these holes in my tonsils that will fill up with food over time and make a little white stone thing, and every now and then I spit them out. So I was poking around with my finger yesterday and scooping some of that shit out, and I caught a whiff of my finger after and couldn't believe how fucking atrocious it smelled. It was like a corpse covered in pig shit, rotting in the sun for a week. I had no idea my body could produce such a foul odor. But I couldn't stop smelling my finger either. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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