He Only Lived Once 
I stumbled across this news story of an "aspiring rapper" who tweeted about driving drunk at 120 mph, and followed it up with "YOLO". Then minutes later he crashed and died in a fiery wreck, with 4 others in the vehicle. Good for him. In fact, I think anyone that uses "YOLO" deserves to die. Thankfully this dumbass only lived once. --Adam Leave A Comment
One Hot Asshole 
I have no idea why I do it, but I love me some spicy food. The hotter the better. I want to be sweating from pure heat while I eat. That being said, last night I got into some crazy good habanero like salsa. Shit was awesome, but today it's not so great. My first dookie was like a massive log being pushed through a garden hose. Then the second poop is where it got real. That was the hot poop. I had to hold on for dear life as I passed the fire crap out of my asshole. Now that I am on shit number 4, it's all just kinda foamy and less hot. I hope I learned a lesson today. Probably not though. --Jay Leave A Comment
No More Please 
I sure can't wait for election day to come and go. Not because I give a shit who wins, or even that I believe the American people actually get to decide who wins. That's just plain silly. No, I'm just incredibly sick of seeing the same shitty campaign commercials every fucking time I want to watch a youtube video. Can't they just skip all the bullshit and put whichever asshole they already decided was going to win in office, and let me get back to watching commercials for boner pills and McDonald's? I'm Adam H, and I approve this message. Leave A Comment
News and stroking it! 
So, how many of you guys keep up with the news? Have any of y'all seen the latest shit about the massive layoffs, supposedly, coming to government contract workers? If you haven't and it might affect you, check it out. Just figured I'd throw it out there for you. Cause it's pretty fuckin crazy that our elected government-officials can't get their shit together and come up with a deficit reduction plan and now government contract workers are, probably, going to get laid-off because they couldn't do their jobs. To top it all off they are urging employers not to tell the workers, saying that the government will cover legal fees in compensation challenges. What the fuck? That's some ole bullshit! Ahh, whatever, so.....anything good happen this weekend? You fucks! There were some good replies to yesterday's blog. From the people that have original things to say, I applaud you. To the unoriginal, "you're a fag," "you don't get any pussy," types, come up with something original. You can do it, maybe. What am I saying? I have a complete lack of faith in you turds. Moving forward.... I have to say, mrpoop's response was my favorite, "the refined man uses extra virgin olive oil." Well played kind sir! --Henry M. Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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