Fuckin' Flu 
It's been years since the last time I was sick, aside from a hangover or food poisoning, but a flu bug got hold of my ass this weekend. That shit sucks. All I've been doing is sleeping and sleeping some more. In fact, I'm about to go lay down and sleep right now. Then I suppose I'll get up for an hour or two and then go back to sleep. I'm even too tired to rub one out. --Adam Leave A Comment
Four! 
Four days off! Fuck yeah! I'm going to sit around and watch my cock grow for a solid four days....pun intended. You turds got anything special going on? I've got my sister and niece in town for a few, I've got my shit-machines her for the summer...I reckon it's water-park time and maybe some paint-balling. Yeah, that sounds about right. Anything special on your list of shit to do during the summer? Besides burning the wife's feet and punching her in the top of the head? Let a mother-fucker know! Hoes! Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Sorry y'all! 
What's up bitches? Well, first off, let me get this out of the way. Sorry for the late updates today. I fucked up and totally forgot it was Saturday until I got to the gym at like 1430. So, it's all my fault, nothing else to say about. Sorry y'all. Anyhow, what the fuck is new? Down here in good ole Florida....it's the same old shit. Droves of worthless ghetto mother-fuckers and people that don't speak a lick of English. Lovely! Are there any countries left that don't cater to the minorities? Is there any place on Earth where the hard-workers flourish? And by minorities, I don't mean people that aren't white...I mean people that make up a minor portion of the population. Before some shit-bag starts accusing me of being a racist. ...I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers...you are all equally worthless! I'm sure someone can tell me where that quote came from. Hatefully yours, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Where in the US To Live 
We have been kicking around the places we want to move to, and here are our final three places. Austin, Boston and Northern Idaho. For starters, we donít know anyone in Austin and Idaho. Idaho is about as far away as we can get from our families, which is not the reason we are moving. Both places have a lake to fuck around on. Idaho has a couple ski mountains for the winter though. Boston is a whole different ballgame. I have some associates that want me to go up there, as well as we have some friends and family. All the places are conducive to raising a family, which is the most important part. Second, Austin and Boston would be great for a social life. Northern Idaho, not so much. Where to go??? Where to go? --Jay Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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