The Right Angle 
One of the great things about asses is even an ass that isn't good at all can look good at the right angle. Just by bending over and arching her back, a chick can instantly make her ass look more desirable. And if that still ain't doing the trick, you can change your perspective and get a better view. I'm not a fan of this kind of trickery, but it comes in handy if you've got to handle business and don't have the option of being too picky. Just something to think about. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Life Ain't Bad 
Do you fuckers like your jobs? Or do you just show up, hate your life, and collect a check? Personally, I can't complain. I have tons of freedom and no boss telling me what to do. I mean, there's Jay, but it's hard to think of him as a boss since we've gotten drunk and belligerent together on many occasions. I mean what's the worst that can happen for me in a day at work? I have to look at some disgusting shit and somebody calls me a fag? Whoopity-doo! I may not be swimming in cash, but as long as I can train, go to the beach, and get in some vagina, I'm a happy man. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Fuck Taxes! 
Fuck taxes! Do I really need to say anything more than that? How bad did you get fucked this year? Isn't it great how this country was founded because the people were sick of paying bullshit taxes and revolted, but now we all just bend over and take it right up the fucking asshole with no lube. I'm real glad my money can go be used to bomb some people so the oil companies can make more money, pay for some lazy jobless degenerate to go on a Wal-Mart shopping spree, or for the cocksuckers in DC to enjoy a million dollar lunch buffet. Fuck you, Uncle Sam, you dirty shitbag. You ain't my fucking uncle. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Spring, I thought it was here 
Mother nature being the second most bipolar bitch I know decided to hit us with a curveball again. For me though I would prefer this temperature. Iím only pissed because its not cold the slightest, and the chicks in the front office are going to be screaming about how cold it is and make the building a sauna. Nothing like listening to customers freak out when you feel like you should be surrounded by mostly naked Russians, and getting beat with leaves and branches. --Big Jeff
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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