My Reply 
I really have nothing to blog about, so I'll just respond to Jay's last couple blogs. I don't know why he's slandering my good name, but I have a strict policy of saying no to fat chicks, and 3 Jack and cokes ain't changing that. However, 5 or 6 Jack and cokes might give a chubby girl a chance. And as far as finding some gluten free beer, maybe you should just get the gluten out of your vagina and drink real beer like a fucking man. --Adam Leave A Comment
Gluten Free Beer? 
I hate to get all faggy (sorry gay guys, there is really no other word to describe this) in the blog post, but I think I am going to try some gluten free beer. I am not allergic to gluten, but I was able to cut out gluten from my diet for a week and noticed a crazy difference in my mental state. Then we went out for pizza, and the next day, I was just about useless. Couldn't concentrate, kind of zoned out, etc. Went another 5 days no gluten, and back to kicking ass. The diet part is pretty easy actually. The only thing left is beer. I love to have 2-3 (or 10) beers on a weekend night. Anyone suggest a decent gluten free beer to try? -Jay D. Leave A Comment
No To Fat Girls 
Adam and I were talking the other day about fat girls. His stance on fat girls is to say no, right up until he has his third Jack and Coke. Then it's on. But after, he will deny deny deny that has happened. My stance was when I was single I really didn't care. They all needed loving. I will say I had a rule though, if I could hug a fat girl, and my fingers didn't touch, that was BJ only. No getting naked and fucking. No Ma'am. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Snoozing 
I'm a big fan of the snooze button. Always have been, but I don't use it as much as I used to. Years ago I would have to set my alarm way early, anticipating all the times I would hit snooze, but that isn't a very effective way to get the most out of your sleeping hours. Nowadays, my snooze button is only good for 4 or 5 times, and then it basically says to me, fuck you cause you haven't gotten up yet, you ain't getting up, and shuts off. Oh well, I like sleeping. --Adam Leave A Comment
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GOTCHA BITCHES

08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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