Hacking It Up 
There's some older Asian guy living in the house next door, and I swear he is the most hackingest motherfucker I've ever heard. Every morning I hear this dude hacking up a fucking lung and the shit sounds disgusting. He's doing it right now. I can even hear this motherfucker from the street sometimes. I don't know if it's from too many cigarettes, a coke habit, or his wife's hot steamers, but his shit ain't normal. --Adam Leave A Comment
Green Clean 
I've got this Mexican green cleaning spray that will clean the fuck out of anything. I'm sure they made it green to try pass it off as if it's environmentally friendly like Simple Green, but there ain't no fucking way. In fact, I'm pretty sure it gives you cancer by the third time you use it. Of course there are no active ingredients listed, but I think it might be toxic piss straight from The Hulk's massive green dong. Whatever it is, it has my kitchen sparkling like a motherfucker. --Adam Leave A Comment
Having a swell fucking day 
First off everyone I would like to say I'm sorry it took so long to post these updates. I've had a fucking awesome day so far. I'm being completely sarcastic. While doing the updates I got to have a addition to the house I rent in the form of a new lake in my kitchen. How does a roof leak start off and get that bad in one day?...so enjoy the updates I'm going to get back to cleaning this shit up. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
The Road To Recovery 
In case you guys are wondering, I talked to Jay this morning and he made it out of surgery alive. Apparently it was worse than the doc thought. He underestimated the intensity of Jay's masturbating. He really did a number on his shoulder. Anyway, he's all doped up on painkillers, and hopefully he's drinking some beers too. Let's just hope for his sake that his other arm is up to the task and he doesn't blow that one out too. Get well, buddy. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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