Cleaning off gasoline 
Last night I was replacing a fuel pump on my 1969 Coupe Deville, and I got the idea to ask what you all use to clean off the gas smell off your hands? I didn't have lava, or any other mechanic soap at the house. I ended up using dishwashing soap, and skunk odor remover soap. It did ok, but a day later I can still smell a bit of fuel on my hands, but not that bad. What do you to clean up? --Jay Leave A Comment
Is That Really Necessary? 
What the fuck is up with razors these days? Is shaving really that complicated of a process that they need to keep refining the design, coming up with new technology and advertising the fuck out of it? Personally, I'm fine with an old school piece of shit plastic razor that I throw away after one or two uses. I don't need 12 action blades, a cooling gel strip and soft grip shaft contoured to fit my hand perfectly all for only $22.99 per razor. But I will step up a little bit when it comes to shaving my balls. I have my priorities. --Adam Leave A Comment
A Long Piss 
I wish I had timed it, but I just took what might be the longest piss of my life. It had to have been at least two minutes cause it felt like five. I didn't have to push or anything. Once I pulled my dick out it just started flowing, and damn, it felt amazing. And it kept going and going. Eventually, the hard, steady stream slowed until I got to the spurting stage, and finally the trickle. I feel like a new man now, ready to take on the world. --Adam Leave A Comment
Fuck POV 
Does anybody out there actually like POV porn? I can't stand the shit. It's never shot well, and it doesn't give you much to look at. It's either her face, her tits, or the dude's dick. Those are pretty much all the options right there. I need wides shots when I'm beating off. All POV is good for are blowjobs, but even then, I want to see some different angles. I'm also sick of them trying to fool me into believing that the two people fucking are actually boyfriend and girlfriend. You can skip the chat about dinner at Grandma's house, and save the bullshit, "Nobody better see this video", and get right to fucking. --Adam Leave A Comment
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