A Day On The Bay 
I was out paddle boarding on the bay yesterday, when I saw all this commotion going on a couple hundred yards from me. A few police boats and lifeguard boats came speeding by, blasting their sirens, and even a helicopter showed up. I was too far away to see what had happened, but obviously it wasn't anything good. I'm not the looky-loo type, so I just kept paddling to my destination, but later on when I was home I did a search to see what happened. Turns out some 17 year old capsized in a kayak he rented and drowned. He was last seen reaching for his life jacket, which he evidently wasn't wearing. I don't know how you can drown in still water like that if you know how to swim, and I don't know why you would be kayaking without a life jacket on if you don't know how to swim. Anyway they found his body this morning. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. I should have magically known it was going to happen and teleported myself to the scene so I could capture it with my video recording eyes to share with you. But I didn't. --Adam Leave A Comment
Super Powers 
If you could have super power, what would it be? Would you want super strength so you could crush all your enemies? Would you want to be invisible so you could hangout in the ladies locker room and find fun ways to get off? I think a pretty kick ass super power would be the ability to make any driver crash his car at will. If someone cuts you off and is total asshole, BAM! You send that fucker right into a tree. Shit, we could even get a ton of good crazyshit videos from that. --Adam Leave A Comment
Going to Saratoga 
What up crazyshitters. It's Friday! Tomorrow, we are going to Saratoga Springs NY to watch the races. I'm going to get me a lawn chair and a cooler of beer. Maybe read up on some races, and see if I can win some money. Anyone making it out that way? I hear its a pretty good time. Better than the Kentucky Derby in fact. Wish me luck! -Jay D. Leave A Comment
Big Brother 
I don't know why, but the first thought that flashed in my mind when I woke up this morning was the memory of the first time I won a fight against my brother. He's 4 years older than me, so as you might imagine, I took many beatings in my childhood. Sometimes for no reason other than he was bored. But at least he considered me to be his own private punching bag. If any of the other bigger kids in the neighborhood wanted to fuck with me, it had to be with his consent, which he rarely gave. But since beating me up wasn't a challenge for him, what he really enjoyed was finding fun ways to torture me. His favorite was to sit on my face and fart, and then stay sitting on me so I had to smell it. He also really enjoyed pinning me down, hacking up big loogis to dangle above my face and then suck them back up. Sometimes he wasn't able to suck them back up. But then one day when I was about 14, I finally got my wish. It was the wrong day for him to fuck with me. I charged him into the stairs and threw a flurry of punches until he verbally submitted. His bloody nose and black eye were such a beautiful sight for me. Ahhhh, sweet memories. --Adam Leave A Comment
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