Bad Case Of The Mondays 
Sorry for the later than usual posts but I'm having a bad case of the Mondays today. I ended up having trouble with the audio on the man killing his girlfriend video. Then on the Asian women on mopeds video I also had the same issue. Last but not least I couldn't get the audio to work on the fight leaves man in a coma video only to later realize the original video didn't even have sound in the first place --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Hello from '06 
Well I'm nearing my last few hours in the past then I get to jump back into the future. It's all good though it's been pretty cool to be out by the wilderness and being around the animals and shit. My grandpa has like 20 deer that feed in his back yard every day. One he personally bottle feeds the oldest buck. It's pretty fucking wild. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment

House sitting 
So I'm away from the homebase and boy do I miss my setup there. I feel like I took a step back to the early 2000's. The internet is 1.5megabit, not one TV with a HDMI, and there's still a landline phone here. Oh well though it's still nice to help my grandpa out.. I'll be rolling them out as fast as this molasses speed internet will let me churn it out, and if you live near me enjoy this nice day outside. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Running Out Of Dick Space 
When family runs into computer problems they usually text me. For some reason they think I'm a genious When I probably have less brains than a Trump supporter. I got a message on skype from a family member telling me she was running out of dick space. I told her well if it doesn't fit in your ass maybe you need you need a new asshole. She was like that is not what I meant so I told her to start dating Asian men instead of the black dudes she's always around. She said that isn't the problem you fucking bigot. I told her there was always vaseline if she couldn't afford proper lubricant but when she couldn't get her point across so she told me to fuck off so I said well I'm sure if anal doesn't work I'm sure oral isn't a problem or learn to take it in the ear so she told me that she would be calling my dad. Honestly I think I'm too old for a spanking unless its from a craigslist hooker. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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