Chef Jorge 
The great thing about Mexicans is they are not only good at cooking food in Mexican restaurants. In fact, you can find Mexicans in the kitchen of any restaurant. Last night I enjoyed some delicious sushi prepared by a crew of on them. Of course it was served by an Asian chick though. They have to keep up the appearance of being a Japanese restaurant. I'm having a little trouble deciding what I want for lunch today. I'm thinking either Mexican made pizza or Mexican made gyros. --Adam Leave A Comment
Looney Tunes 
Whatever happened to Looney Tunes? Do kids still watch that anymore? Or is too offensive for the little pussies these tight ass parents are raising these days? I've caught a couple glimpses of some of the shit kids today watch, and holy fuck that is some gay ass entertainment. No wonder kids today are such soft little bitches. It's Saturday morning, and all I really feel like doing is sitting down with a box of Capn' Crunch and watching Wile E. Coyote, Yosemite Sam, Speedy Gonzalez and even that rapist skunk. --Adam Leave A Comment
What Makes Them Convert?  
I was thinking about this, what does it take to make a normal person that lives in the US convert to Islam to join the Islamic extremists? My thought is this. They have grown up in US, and they are used to a certain life, but they want to get out and do more. They see the news almost glorify the fight of ISIS against governments, and it actually makes sense to them. They do a little research and they are sold. All they have to do now is get on a plane and fly to the Middle East, tie a bomb on their waist and go boom. Id like to hear your thoughts on this. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
The Ultimate Chair 
A friend of mine has one of those kick ass massage chairs, and I've been using it a few times a week. That thing is fucking awesome. It's not some Chinese made piece of shit that will give you cancer. It's made in Japan, so you know if anything went wrong with it, the engineer would feel dishonored and jump off a building. Anyway, when the massage is over, I just sit there all relaxed for a couple minutes, and I was thinking that they should have some sort of extension to the chair that will massage your dick or vagina or whatever you got down there. I know they have the technology, and I can't think of a better way to relax than shooting a load right after a nice massage. Figure it out, Japan. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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