Where The Fuck Are We? 
Remember when there were no cell phones or GPS, and people actually had to know where there were going before they got in a car and drove somewhere? I for one, still like to know how to get where I'm going before I leave. Few things are as annoying as sitting in a car with someone who is depending on some shitty electronic device to tell them where to go, and they still can't find the fucking place. And then the battery dies. Is there a map in the glove box? Of course not. Most people seem to think that technology has made our lives so much better, but I think it's just made people way more stupid and lazy than they were before. But it does make jacking off a lot better, so I guess it ain't all bad. --Adam Leave A Comment
The Pee-Pee Dance 
Have you ever done the pee-pee dance? Of course you have. But we all have different versions. Probably every version of the pee-pee dance includes pinching your legs together and hopping around a little bit. Now that I think about it, I bet some of you out there wear adult diapers so you never have to do the pee-pee dance again. --Adam Leave A Comment
Ebola Fever Caught You? 
Are you all worked up over Ebola in Texas? And its possible spread to Cleveland. I've been to Cleveland, and Ebola could do a lot to help out that city, let me tell you. My Mom told me she was going to get goggles and a mask for a upcoming flight because of Ebola. That's when I knew people have lost their fucking minds over this shit. I think the rule of thumb is, if you are on a plane, and someone is throwing up, and shitting all over the place. Don't touch that shit. Just stay away as far as possible. Problem solved. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
What I Fun Week I Had 
Last Friday I had rotator cuff surgery, and as you can clearly see I made it through. The surgery was scheduled for 2 hours, and ended up lasting 3 and a half. The doc said it looked like it was just injury upon injury that deteriorated the muscle. I guess my high level of pain tolerance is not such a great thing after all. I spent Friday to Monday morning out of my mind on pain killers. Then Monday morning, I said enough, Iím over them and went cold turkey. That led to a day of withdrawal, and not being a hard core drug user, that shit sucked. I feel bad for people hooked on drugs, because it wasnít fun. Now Iím on Advil and I have the laptop on the counter with a toy box under it to type from the sling. All and all, Iím glad I got it done. Now I have to beat it with my left hand for a few weeks. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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