What If It Was Gone? 
Everywhere I go, I see people completely ignoring life and 100% focused on their smart phone, which I find to be an ironic name since it mostly just seems to turn people into fucking retards. I'm happy to not be one of those people, and I sometimes imagine a world without those life-wasting devices. How would you fare in that world? I'm sure you did OK 20 years ago, but what if it was taken from you right now? Would you go into shock from not being able to let all your internet friends know exactly what you're doing every hour of the day? Would you constantly be lost without some annoying GPS voice telling you every turn to make? Or would you be able to live a normal life, and go back to just using the internet on your desktop at home when you need to jack off? --Adam Leave A Comment
Who Would It Be? 
If you could kick anyone in the balls as hard as you could, who would it be? That's a tough one to answer, so I'm not even going to try to narrow down the options, but maybe you already have someone in mind. I'll tell you what, you can even use an object to hit their balls with, so what would you choose? A bat, a spiked bat, a crowbar, sock with a can of soup in it? Any ideas? --Adam Leave A Comment
Never Come Back 
After hearing the news of the mother that was shot and killed by a guy she got into a argument with. If she would have just let it roll off her back, she would be alive today. But she went and got her son, and a gun. You are just asking for trouble then. Why put yourself in that situation? Have a beer and think about what's about to happen, and you would have not went to find that kid. Now don't get me wrong, if dude pulled a gun on me, while I was driving and I was alone, shit would have gotten real. But if I had my kid with me. My first instinct would be to get the fuck out of there and live another day. Sad thing though. -Jay D. Leave A Comment
Some Good Shit 
NyQuil is some good shit. Well I guess more specifically, dextromethorphan is some good shit. I don't think I'll be chugging any just for kicks, but a couple shots sure does help me pass the fuck out when I'm coughing up a damn lung. It also helps make dreams a bit more interesting than usual. Maybe one shot just to get the day started wouldn't be a terrible idea. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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