Where The Fuck Is Drebin? 
I'm putting out an APB on Frank Drebin. Where is that motherfucker? I can't even remember the last time I read a comment of his. I'm guessing he just got bored at being the funniest member day after day for so long, with no one to challenge him. His crazyshit hotline calls were the best too. Where the fuck are you, Drebin? Come back and bless us with your presence. -- Adam Leave A Comment
A Filthy But Tasty Animal 
Muslims, Jews and whatever other religious freaks that don't eat pigs because their god told someone to tell them not to, sure are missing out. I know how fucking filthy and disgusting of an animal pigs are, but holy fuck, they are tasty. A big old glazed ham or some crispy bacon gets me happy just thinking about it. And some slow cooked BBQ baby back ribs make my mouth water. Hell, even some processed lips and assholes can be quite tasty after a good night of drinking. And now it's time to enjoy my delicious pig-filled breakfast burrito. --Adam Leave A Comment
Remembering the forums 
Me and a shitter were talking last night of the old days in the forum. It was almost like its own entity. There was a definite peanut gallery community and then there was the forums. Of the old members left what are your best memories, and who do you wish still came around? To the newer members that are VIP, go to the forums! Post some shit, and keep that community going too. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Fat or Ugly? 
So let's say you have to decide between fucking a fat chick or a really ugly chick. What's it going to be? And no, you can't just turn the ugly chick around or turn the lights off so you don't have to look at her. Whoever you choose, there has to be kissing and eye contact. Let's also say the ugly chick stinks pretty bad. Obviously the fat chick stinks too but let's say the ugly one stinks worse. And might be a little hairy. Made your decision yet? Fat or ugly? Oh yeah, and you have to be sober. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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