Smal Dick Pictures 
We get a pretty wide variety of crap emailed to us, but the one I hate the most is the tiny dick dudes looking to have their mini-wangs put up on the site. Not only do I hate looking at dicks, I really hate mini-dicks. And why do you feel the need to email us 10 to 20 times about your little dick? We got the first one, it's cool. No need to resend it over and over and over again. Why can't chicks be like that? Send in your huge titties 10 to 20 times. You know why? Because we would love that. And another thing, once you post up a small dick on here, it's like a beacon has gone off in tiny-dick land, and all the dudes have to email in their numbs. No more dick pictures. Only titties. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Special Treat 
I was outside a few minutes ago before it started to rain. Backdoor neighbor was carrying her baby and decided to tell me I need to trim my tree because its making a mess in her yard. I wanted to ask her if she trims her bush but I didn't since I'm a gentle man. Well little man decides to pull her tit out i guess he was hungry and she almost dropped him out of excitement and I catch the little guy on the way down. Was a hard choice between playing hero or copping a feel --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Postive Break 
I am going to write something that may have never been written in the history of crazyshit.com blogs: Let's take a time out of all our usual antics, and write a one liner about something positive in our day. I'll start out with a few examples. I took the biggest shit of the day, and it felt amazing. I had an amazing cup of coffee. I slept for over 9 hours for the first time in a month. Ok, your turn, give it a try! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Tale of a Taco 
If you know me, you know I love Mexican food. I have a serious problem with Mexican food, I could eat it everyday. I could. Up until actually eating it everyday. A few days ago, I said these words, "Do you think we can eat something other than Mexican food?" Of course my son wanted no part in that, and demanded tacos. Who am I to deny a little guy a taco. I'm pretty sure I have had tacos for about 20 days straight. I am ok with that...-Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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