Thank god it warmed up 
While driving the other day I decided to get a drink before I went home. While leaving I decided to roll up my window only to hear a disturbing *snap*. So now I have a permanent down window until the part comes in and it needs to hurry the fuck up because I don't think this warm weather is going to be here for much longer. The part is supposedly going to be here tomorrow. Do you think I'll have time? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
No Compromise 
If you've tried watching porn here at Crazyshit last night or today, then you might have clicked only to see the porn page show up as a threat to your computer's safety. Jay was on top of that shit right away and this is what he told me happened. "Yesterday our advertising vendor was attacked and compromised. That meant that porn.cs was marked as having malware. We completely removed all ads on CS for the time being. In no way has CS been compromised." I'm sure Jay will straighten this shit out and have you jacking off to our porn again in no time. Meanwhile, you can always use your imagination and bring out a good memory from the spank bank. Maybe some of you can share one or two for all those old timers who can't remember anything but their nagging ass wife who hasn't blown them in 25 years. --Adam Leave A Comment
Embrace The Gray 
What's with these middle-aged guys who go gray and then dye their hair jet black as if we can't tell? Every time I see one of these guys, I just shake my head. That shit looks ridiculous. I don't understand what's wrong with aging. At least for men. Women is a whole different story, but the way I see it, the only reason for guys to try to stay looking young is to get young pussy. But really, if you're an old man and want young pussy, all you need is money. Not fake hair. --Adam Leave A Comment
Worst Would You Hit It Yet 
I think we found the bottom of the barrel for Would You Hit It. That's right, this may possibly be the very worst woman yet, to be a Would You Hit It Model. She's got ugly and hideous in all the right places to make her the worst. I can only imagine she smells like old workout shorts and rotting meat. Sure, she might be a nice person, but I don't want to find out. Drop your links here of what you think the worst Would You Hit It Is. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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