Black Friday 
I never go Black Friday shopping. I’m just too Impatient. Not to mention some motherfuckers spend a few days waiting in line without showering. Buddy of mine texted me and told me he had deal with some funky smelling mofos while waiting in line. Any of you fuckers catch any good black friday deals? - Dave G. Leave A Comment
Happy Thanksgiving 
Happy Thanksgiving you mother fuckers! May your turkey's be juicy, your booze flowing, and your asshole in-laws stuck in traffic for the whole day! It's time to over eat like a mother fucker! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
We Got Tits! 
Jeeesus it's been a long time since we got some CS titties. Finally today we not a massive fucking set of tits. Ladies, come on, and write CS on your boobs and send them in. We will love you long time, trust me, we will love your titties. No matter what. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Fuck Fucking Disney 
I just want to give a big fucking fuck you to Disney. It's not like you don't get enough of my money, you always need more. My girl has been working with my son to get him up to speed on reading. We believe in bribing, I mean rewarding him when he does good. Well, she got him the Disney Infinity Hulkbuster thingy. He has been begging for it for months. I think it was only like 15 bucks. Well, we have the Disney Infinity 2.0. You need fucking 3.0 to make this Hulkbuster to work. Now we have to buy a whole new fucking set, just to make this shit work. Thanks alot Disney, I really hate you. -Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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