GILFs 
The Grandmother Fuckers Club shirt got me thinking about the biggest age difference between myself and a girl I've boned. Fortunately, mine is the opposite direction, with a 12 year difference between us. Yes, she was legal. I even checked her ID. I've yet to join the Grandmother Fuckers Club, but maybe one day. What about you? Do you like screwing the elderly? Like my man Smokey says, the older the berry, the sweeter the juice. --Adam Leave A Comment
Losing a hour 
I don't know about you guys but I'm still not digging this losing a hour bullshit, it definitely has fucked my time clock up...but oh well it will just be shitty for a few more days. I don't have much time left so I'm cutting this off short, and will leave you with a good question. Would you hit your friend with a car full speed for a million dollars? Big Jeff-- Leave A Comment
Wrap It Up 
I wish I could go back in time and shake the Mexican's hand who came up with the idea of putting food inside a tortilla. That was fucking brilliant. I love burritos, but really I can put any of my favorite foods together in a tortilla, wrap them up and enjoy. And no utensils are needed, so it's even more awesome. One of these days I'm going to wrap up some burrito fillings with a whole pizza. What a great day that will be. --Adam Leave A Comment
You Like Scaties?  
Matt S. wrote in that he thinks we should start posting scaties. Let's let Matt explain: I came up with the perfect word for pictures people take of their own shit: "Scaties". If Selfies are photos taken of your face, then Scaties are those of your feces. Although it would be much more interesting having a long story behind thinking up the word, it really just came to my mind when commenting about one of my friends repeated texts of his shit. I truly think the word could become a viral hit (in which case I should at least get credit for creating it). So, from now on your site should have "Rate my Scatie", or "Scatie of the Day." That shit cracks me up....Pun intended. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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