Job Hunting 
I was in line at CVS last night and in front of me was a fine specimen of trailer trash, inquiring about any job opportunities. Apparently there were none. Or at least that's what they told her, possibly because she looked like a dirty meth head, and was purchasing nothing more than a case of Keystone Light. But no worries, I'm sure she has plenty of other career choices. Well, at least one. --Adam Leave A Comment
Why was it such a big deal? 
So I watched The Interview, and enjoyed the fuck out of it. I don't see what the big deal was about releasing this movie. I mean I understand it's probably not a smart idea for a movie to be made in a country about said country killing a real world leader with past issues of aggression from same country, but honestly the movie wasn't even that offensive in that sense. It made Kim Jong Un look like a cool ass dude, shit I wouldn't mind drinking margaritas, listening to ODB, and blowing shit up with a tank. Did any of you watch it? Does anyone else see what the big deal was, or are you like me and think it was a brilliant marketing scheme? -Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Bidet Awesomeness 
Good bye toilet paper, itís been swell, but my butt has found a new way to get clean. Itís called a bidet. It was a gag gift this Christmas, that really has turned my life around. No more monkey butt, not for me at least. After a night of drinking beers and shitting 3-5 times in one day, my ass used to be raw. Now with this great invention, a quick shot of water, and Iím sparkling fresh in my brown eye. Word of caution if you are going to get one, do not turn the water pressure all the way up when using it. You will lose your ass virginity. The highest pressure will peel the paint off the walls. óJay D. Leave A Comment
Up Early 
I woke up early this morning and figured I might as well get updates done, so now I'm done working and the sun isn't even up. That means I'm going back to bed. And if I can't fall asleep in the next 15 minutes or so, I'll probably try the best sleeping aid I know of, and rub one out. But I really don't feel like having to clean up a mess right now. Too bad your mom isn't here to clean up after me. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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