Eating While Crazyshitting 
I didn't eat last night. I was just to lazy to go shopping for groceries. So I'm having hot dogs while I do today's updates. I don't think that was a great idea with the content I'm posting today. Especially with the topless behemoth, and that Alabama Slammer post. I think I have no need to mention that big gay gaping asshole either by which I mean Allcaps! --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Happy Valentines Day shitters 
I hope you guys all have someone to snuggle up to, and have a good day. How about all you fuckers get us some CS cladded titties and asses submitted while she's in that loving spirit. So get her hopped up on love juices(hopefully not of the Bill Cosby type) and send us them pictures. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Off to get rid of this migraine 
Fuck me I've had a migraine since I woke up I've fell like my head was split like one of these fucks on here. Luckily though I have the cure. So I'm going to go nurse myself back to health, and enjoy the rest of the day. You sour bitches should do the same. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Weekend Plans 
Weekend is finally here and the weather is pretty nice here for a change at least. Valentines is on Sunday so I'm planning a big date with my left hand and some nice porno movie. I haven't decided on Asian or midget themed yet but I hope it turns out to be a good date. Wish me luck --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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