Sushi Shits 
I went for an all you can sushi lunch the other day and fucking killed it. This place has some pretty gourmet shit too. After about 6 or 7 rolls plus a bunch of sides, I was pretty fucking full. It was all good except that I went straight to hang out with a chick before taking a good shit. I would have dumped at the restaurant, but some nasty motherfucker left shit stains on the seat. I didn't want to crap at her place cause it's pretty small and she for sure would have heard and smelled it. We haven't crossed that bridge yet. So I bottled it up for several hours and when I finally got home, that shit was mighty explosive. I bet I could have sprayed it a good 10 feet or so. --Adam Leave A Comment
Do You Have Ebola?  
Do you have ebola? How can you tell if you have ebola? I have no fucking clue, but I think these might be the warning signs. Have you visited Africa recently? If so, did you have sex with a hooker? If you visited Africa, and had sex with a hooker, give yourself high five because you have AIDS, the sworn enemy of ebola. If none of those happened, let's start again. Do you feel queasy when you see Mexican food? Have you turned down going drinking with your friends on several occasions? Congratulations, your balls turned into a vagina. You should head over to Forever 21 and get yourself a skirt. What's all this prove? Either you have AIDS or a vagina now, but you are ebola free. You should be able to sleep at night now. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Ninja Turtles 
Most of us here grew up on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and now a new movie is coming out this August. I was pretty excited to take my kid to go see it, until I realized it's PG-13. My guy is only 4 and I'm not sure what the PG-13 is all about from the TMNT, but I don't need my kid having anymore ideas about killing stuff, or kicking me in the balls as some sort of karate move. But are you going to go out and see it? Maybe wait until it is released from the theaters and download it? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
So Much Sugar 
I'm playing with the idea of going a week without consuming any foods that have sugar added to them. I'm curious to see how much different I would feel. But the problem is that practically every fucking thing has sugar added to it. I'm not even sure what I could eat besides fruits and vegetables. That shit will be tough, cause this honkie has a sweet tooth like a motherfucker. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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