A Beautiful Day 
It's a beautiful fucking day so now that I'm done with updates, I'm going for a nice bike ride, bitches. I'm gonna cruise down to the beach, say what's up to my favorite barista, check out some little college girl asses in tiny bikinis and snack on some delicious fish tacos. Life is good. --Adam Leave A Comment
What Are The Rules? 
Is it wrong to want to fuck the living shit out of your friend's girlfriend? Of course actually fucking her would be wrong, but what about just taking mental snapshots of her and beating your dick up to them? Especially if you guys are all working out together and you get to watch her big tits bounce up and down while she's jumping rope, or you get to stare at her juicy ass in a tiny bikini at the beach. I don't see anything wrong with it. In fact, I think it's a compliment to your friend on his fine catch. But what about after they break up? Can you fuck her then? And how long do you have to wait? --Adam Leave A Comment
I Just Don't Understand 
Check out this news article about a Juggalos who cut off the arm of their roommate because they didn't feel he earned the right to have an Insane Clown Posse tattoo. First they tried to carve it off, then they tried to burn it off, and then they just took the fucking arm off. This whole Juggalo cult really blows my mind. How did two fat losers who dress up like clowns and make shitty music become role models for the scummiest pieces of white trash all over the country? That shit is bananas. --Adam Leave A Comment
Cactus Poops 
Yesterday I was dropping one of the worst douces ever. This fucking shit felt like I was crapping out a cactus. I mean ever bit of poop hurt like hell, it hurt like the prickly thorns on a cactus, that I imagined was coming out of my anus. Which has lead to this blog post, and my question to you. Has that ever happened to you? Have you pooped out cactus crap before? Little fun fact, I did eat Mexican 3 days in a row. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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GOTCHA BITCHES

08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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