It's A Pussy 
I thought it great that so many of you fags imagined a pair of balls when looking at this awesome vagina I posted yesterday. Yep, it is indeed a vagina. Sure, you'll all blame it on me, even though I only post a tranny maybe once every few months, but really it's just your latent homosexual desires coming out. Time and time again, I show you beautiful tits, and you think of cocks. I show you beautiful pussy lips, and you think of cocks. You guys should stop thinking about cocks so much, or just accept that you might be more like Ouch than you imagined. --Adam Leave A Comment
Head Transplant 
Did you hear about the Russian guy who volunteered to have his head transplanted onto another body? I'm not bullshitting you. He's got some fucked up disease that cripples him, so he apparently said, "Fuck it", and is getting a new body. I'm curious to see how that goes. That is some real fucking crazy shit. --Adam Leave A Comment
Guilty 
All I have to say is, you know a cop is guilty when Immanuelkunt calls him a murderer. I was a little surprised that there weren't really any hateful racist comments on the video, but I was amazed that Immanuelkunt didn't side with the murdering cop. I thought he could watch one of his boys in blue put a bullet in a baby's face and say, "That little puke got just what he deserved, and you Dade County faggots are next." (Even though nobody at Crazyshit ever lived in Dade County.) But I guess I was wrong. Maybe he's a person with feelings and morals after all. Anyway, it will be nice to see that piece of shit get convicted. But if by some chance he doesn't, I think the whole fucking country might riot. Maybe that's just what 'Murica needs right about now. --Adam Leave A Comment
Early Bird 
It's one of those mornings where I woke up around 5:00, which is early as fuck for me, and knew I wasn't falling back asleep anytime soon. I had two choices at that point. Get to work, or jerk off and try to go back to sleep. I chose to work. I think it was the right choice. My dick might not agree, but he doesn't always know what's best. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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