I hate automated phone operators 
I know they are needed to help manage call times, but god damnit they are fucking annoying. I hate when they have a 4 minute long prompt and the only time you're allotted to hit the button is during the same prompt or god knows what fucked up area you'll end up. My internet provider is the fucking worst at that shit..but I have to go for now. I have to listen to Beethoven's 5th symphony as I wait for the next 15 minutes for a person. -Big Jeff Leave A Comment
The week is improving 
Man Monday to start my week off I had a tire go out on the way to work, and it seemed like it was time to call it done pretty much from there. After a few hundred dollars, and some days later the week is really starting to look up. I'm going to go and finish it out with some drinks, and hopefully some bomb food. How have you guys weeks been? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
April Fools Weekend 
April Fools day is finally here so I advise you party goers to be careful out there and not pick up any chicks from bars till tomorrow night. She just might have an April Fools joke for you between her legs once you take her home. Sound advice if you ask me --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Life & Immortality 
If you could live forever would you do it? I was wondering how long it would take for my brain to fill up with so much bullshit and memories before I forgot a whole life time. A thousand years maybe? Would you even be the same person after 5000 years or would you completely change. How long would it take till everything was just plain boring and you've seen it all. Would sex and porn ever get boring? Probably not. I'd want to live for ever if I could stay young and have sex with big tit babes --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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