I feel something in my balls 
Today I felt something in my balls, that I haven't felt in a long time. Sweat. My balls are sweating today. And I love it. After a long winter of freezing my balls off, they have now descended from my taint area, and are chilling like a villain where one would normally find one's balls. It's a great feeling I tell you. I'm so excited, I'm going to go put my mother fucking ball shorts on. --Jay Leave A Comment
A Damn Fine Burrito 
When I don't have anything on my mind to blog about, I go back to the basics. Eating, shitting and jerking off. So today I'd like to take a minute to give thanks for California burritos. I've been enjoying carne asada burritos for as long as I can remember, but somebody had the simple idea of putting french fries inside a carne asada burrito, and calling it a California burrito. I recently started eating them, and they are fucking delicious. And I'm not really that big of a french fry fan. You definitely want to be stocked up on toilet paper when you eat them. Guess what I'm having for lunch, bitches. --Adam Leave A Comment
Feeling a little cripple 
What up people. As of Friday my company started a move to a bigger building and they decided to use us as cheap labor. This wouldn't be a issue if half of us didnít have a assortment of back issues. I have two subluxations in my lower back, probably from power lifting and football. Needless to say today I still kinda feel like Rodney King on March 4,1991. On a better note Iíll never have to do this again(hopefully), and Iíll actually be off this weekend. -- Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Coffee Break 
Yesterday and today I skipped having some coffee, and my ass is a dragging. My usual 3-4 cups followed by a espresso or two was cut down like a Islamic Extremist standing against a wall. Then last night, I fucking slept for about 10 hours. Now it's noon and I need a nap. What the fuck, fuck this shit. It's time to get my chemical dependency back in line. I'm getting some coffee. --Jay Leave A Comment
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