Dead Fish 
Did you ever have sex with a dead fish? Not literally, you fucking sicko. I'm talking about a chick who just lays there, limp and lifeless, while you attempt to pleasure yourself with one of her holes. No, not because you roofied her. Just because she's lame as fuck at all things sexual. What a bummer that shit is. Especially when she has a big round ass that would be so much more fun to pound on if it had some recoil. It wouldn't be so bad if she just got up and left right after you dumped your load, but nope, she wants to stay the night and take up all the bed space. And then she wonders why you don't want to see her boring ass again. --Adam Leave A Comment
Cleaning off gasoline 
Last night I was replacing a fuel pump on my 1969 Coupe Deville, and I got the idea to ask what you all use to clean off the gas smell off your hands? I didn't have lava, or any other mechanic soap at the house. I ended up using dishwashing soap, and skunk odor remover soap. It did ok, but a day later I can still smell a bit of fuel on my hands, but not that bad. What do you to clean up? --Jay Leave A Comment
Is That Really Necessary? 
What the fuck is up with razors these days? Is shaving really that complicated of a process that they need to keep refining the design, coming up with new technology and advertising the fuck out of it? Personally, I'm fine with an old school piece of shit plastic razor that I throw away after one or two uses. I don't need 12 action blades, a cooling gel strip and soft grip shaft contoured to fit my hand perfectly all for only $22.99 per razor. But I will step up a little bit when it comes to shaving my balls. I have my priorities. --Adam Leave A Comment
A Long Piss 
I wish I had timed it, but I just took what might be the longest piss of my life. It had to have been at least two minutes cause it felt like five. I didn't have to push or anything. Once I pulled my dick out it just started flowing, and damn, it felt amazing. And it kept going and going. Eventually, the hard, steady stream slowed until I got to the spurting stage, and finally the trickle. I feel like a new man now, ready to take on the world. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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