Belmont Stakes Tomorrow 
We are a little excited about the Belmont Stakes tomorrow. We actually got invited down to the races because my girl is into horse racing. Actually, shes basically a amateur handicapper that is having a good year. But it will be fun to check out the ponies, the booze and the betting. Im sold on Cali Chrome for winning. But what I want to get locked down is who will be second, third and fourth for the big money. What is your picks? --Jay Leave A Comment
The Perfect Amount 
I've put a lot of research in to this and I've concluded that at this point in my life, 3 beers is the perfect amount for me. It's just enough to give me a nice little buzz and lets me wake up feeling just fine. It's easy to say I'll just have 1 or 2, but that never actually happens. And 4 feels great, but I if I drink 4 then 5 and 6 are inevitable. The line between 6 and 7 is also the line between me not feeling good in the morning and me feeling like shit in the morning. But regardless of how many beers go down, a burrito should always follow. --Adam Leave A Comment
What Would You Do? 
How would you react if you hooked up with a lady, were getting ready to enter her, and then found a dong hanging between her legs? Would you get pissed and kick some ass? Would you get depressed and gracefully make your exit? Would you tell yourself it's not gay if she only blows you? I assume that most of us here are more likely than the average Joe to spot a tranny, but you never know. It could happen to you. How do you think you would handle it? --Adam Leave A Comment
Could You Esplain Dis 
Seeing the news about Justin Bieber and the video of him telling a joke about a nigger(s) got me to thinking, what would you do if somehow you became powerful, rich, and or famous. Then some asshole decides to show the world you were fucked up at a party, or even a post you made here at CS, where you made some offhand joke. Would you try to make an excuse? What or how do you think you would handle it? I would have to say, sorry folks. I can't apologize. Am I racist? Sexist? Bigot? Nope, none of those. But I do love a good joke, even if it's not politically acceptable. Actually, the worse the joke, the better the laugh you get from me. And if I were president, I would tell the people of the US that if you want to waste your time worrying about some jokes I thought were awesome, go for it. But you have me for four years, and I got some asses to kick and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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