Free Shit 
A good friend of mine, who just happens to be a Jew, is a master of getting free shit. I don't know if his parents taught him or if it's just in his blood, but he has some kind of scam for everything. Free meals, free drinks, free all kinds of shit. It's actually pretty impressive to see his Hebrew ways in action. --Adam Leave A Comment
Great Career Choice 
I just watched a documentary about chicks that get into porn, thinking they'll make some lovely career out of it, and it was fairly interesting. I just like to jack off to the sluts, and never really considered them as actual people with families and stuff. Pretty much what happens is they respond to a craigslist ad, go sell their pussy for about $800, and then after getting passed around a few times between the major sites, nobody gives a shit about them anymore and they can't get hired. Then they have to face reality and the fact that they are just another pussy that got used, abused and forgotten. I might almost feel bad for them if they weren't just lazy ass chicks that want money without doing any real work. I think I'll spend a few minutes to watch one of them right now. --Adam Leave A Comment
Who Jerked It? 
Come out with it. At least one of you crazyshitters jerked off the the Bruce Jenner Vanity Fair cover. One out of 70 thousand people that come here on a daily basis had to look at that picture and think, “ehh, not bad…lube time.” Seriously though, he is a beast of a man, and well, an even uglier woman. Who ever photochopped that photo should win an award for taking what could have been the ugliest man alive and making him into a passable woman. That is a miracle worker in Photoshop right there. Hey, that artist might even make Kim look skinny, just leave that big ass. I do like big asses. —Jay D. Leave A Comment
Death to the Patriot Act 
So for the last 14 years the patriot act has pretty much voided our 4th amendment and somewhat affects our 1st. They've watched over us like we're criminals/terrorist like hawks, and until now have still not caught any bad guys(or so we know of). Congress is saying they are going to let the act expire meaning it should end. Now even though it's going to lapse it's said they're just going to slap it back onto us. What are you guys thoughts on the patriot act, and are you for them reinstating it? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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