What A Rip Off 
I could go on and on listing reason after reason of why California is so much better than Florida, but right now I'll just focus on car insurance. I knew it was a fucking rip off in Florida, but I guess I had been there long enough to forget just how much of a rip off it is. I'm currently paying about one third of what I was paying in Florida. Maybe it's because of all the old people and the Haitians jacking up the rates with their shitty driving. But out here there are tons of Asians, which I'm not sure is any better. Whatever the case, that's more money for me to spend on crackwhores and burritos. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Busy Schedule 
My schedule's been a lil busy lately. I try to make sure I get on here as often as I'm supposed to, but, unfortunately on Monday it didn't work out so. A big shout-out to Adam for getting you guys your daily dose of shit! Anyhow, on to my rant of the day. Actually, two rants. So, if you're in the left lane and you're going exactly the speed-limit, you're an asshole. If you speed up when I get next to you, you're a bigger asshole! If you start honking your horn, yelling and throwing a fit when I cut your dumbass off. I win! Fucking tool! Second rant, if you don't use your blinkers FUCK YOU! I hope you die! Seriously FUCK YOU! Love always, --Henry Leave A Comment
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Winter Bike Ride 
Jay told me this morning that he went for a bike ride today in 32 degrees wearing shorts. He wants to work off some of that winter weight and I guess that's his way of doing it. I can see it now. Him breathing all heavy with vapors pouring out on every exhalation as his pale white legs struggle to pedal faster. Even at freezing temperatures I know he's sweating all over the place. He probably has frozen sweatsicles hanging from the fuzz on his chubby chin. Huffing and puffing while he curses himself for devouring that burrito and six pack before bed last night. What a sight to see. Take the GoPro with you next time, big guy. Sounds like a great Week in Crazyshit video to me. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Fuck This Dude 
Not sure you heard about the news of a retired cop that shot and killed a man in a Tampa Movie theater. I hope this asshole rots in jail, and dies painfully. Fuck you dude. You are a fucking pussy, and I'm sure your whole police career you were a pussy. Face it, if someone throws popcorn, yes popcorn in your face, and your response it to shoot them, you are a pussy. I bet this guy has been wanting to use the Stand Your Ground law in Florida since it was enacted as an excuse to murder someone. Instead of wiping some criminal off the street when protecting himself, he just murders a guy that was texting his daughter in a movie theater. Nice one, now you just wrecked a whole fucking family, because you are a pussy. I am actually glad I left the state of Florida, to get away from assholes like that guy. --Jay Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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