Snowed In 
Anybody out there jealous of Jay and all the other fuckers up in Boston getting pounded with snow? Me neither. Fuck all that. I spent about half of my winters in shitty weather like that, but then I smartened up and moved the fuck away from it. Sure, it looks nice that first day, but then the white snow turns to brown slush, and everything is wet and dirty as balls. No thanks. I'm quite content to go surfing rather than snowboarding. --Adam Leave A Comment
Blizzard Party Time 
After living through a few hurricanes in South Florida, I find the blizzard we are having here in New England really peaceful. It has some gusts of wind, but overall, not nearly as stressful as a hurricane. I did have to go outside a few times to shovel a path so the dog could shit and piss. The real problem is fighting off the desire to take 10 naps. Fuck does snow make me tired. I am willing to make it exciting though. If we can get 24 VIP memberships (new, renewal, or gift) by Wednesday at 2pm EST, I will run out there in my boxers, and dive into the snow for the Week in Crazyshit intro. Any takers? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
What are your house rules? 
So I threw a house party this weekend, and we played a few rounds of beer pong. Of which my team won all but one game, but as with any drinking game there was a dispute on the rules. We keep our rules pretty simple; 2 reracks, both balls in one cup is balls back, bouncing a ball in is 2 cups, if you get your ball back trick shot, if the other team makes winning shot you get redemption shots to cancel win. They seem pretty standard, but we've always had a house modified island rule(1 cup away from a group of 3 or more cups) because my table is a odd height and length making it harder to sink cups. If a person calls island it clears the game(getting you more drunk..win/win right?), and if you miss it nothing happens. Well this caused the confusion. We still ended up winning our games despite that ordeal, but I wonder what other game rules you guys have out there. Are we the odd ones out making modifications or do you have any special rules? If beer pong isn't your game whats your favorite drinking game you play or have played? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Drunk Rambling 
I wish there was a button you could push that would make drunk people shut the fuck up. Few things are more annoying than being sober and having some drunk fuck ramble on about the same shit over and over, and take 10 minutes to tell you something that could be simplified into three sentences. What is it about alcohol that makes drunks think anybody gives a shit about what they have to say? I guess if you're gonna get some pussy out of it, it's worth dealing with it, but when that's not the case, it sure is hard to not tell someone to fuck off. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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