Midget Strippers 
Would you go out of your way to see midget strippers? Not just one, but let's say there was a clan of them, and they also did cool stuff like shoot chocolate covered strawberries out of their pussies into each others' mouths. That would be worth an hour or two drive, wouldn't it? What if it was right in your own hometown? Even better, right? I say we round up a posse and find us some little naked ladies to entertain us. Who's in? --Adam Leave A Comment
Happy Valentine's Day 
Happy Valentine's Day to all you lovers out there. Even if it is a bullshit commercial holiday, you should still get laid today. If you're single, it should be an easy night to swoop in on some sad and lonely ladies at the bar. Or perhaps you'd fare better with a jar of lube and some Hentai movies. Whatever works for you. I guess there's some comfort in knowing you can't get your Flesh Light pregnant. --Adam Leave A Comment
Ask For Forgiveness? 
I like to live my life by one motto really. It's easier to ask for forgiveness, than permission. While this might not be so great to other people it is pretty awesome for me. I have made one exception to the rule, I do clue in my significant other on my plans, since we share our lives together it makes things a bit easier. But everyone else gets regular treatment. This rule is also great for butt sex. When you are getting freaky with the local bar slut, just put it in her pooper and see what happens. I am sure she will not mind. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Did you know? 
Over the weekend, I made a change where you can use your left and right arrow keys while looking and pictures and videos to get to the next or previous page. It makes it super easy to type one handed, err. I mean check out shit one handed. Yeah, that's what I mean, seriously, I never surf crazyshit.com with my dick in my hand. Ever. The More You Know. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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