AM Fire Drill 
Thereís nothing like a 2 am fire drill to really set the mood for your next day. Last night around 2, the dam things went off. As I run out of the room, I realize I need my glasses, so I have to run back and get them. Then itís down the stairs to see what is burning. Nothing. To the basement. Nothing. No carbon monoxide alerts either. After a couple minutes of the alarms going off, and scaring the shit out of the kid, and dog. I finally found one of the detectors to be faulting out. Doing the only rational thing, I unplugged it to turn the fucking alarms off. I did realize one thing, our dog will never make it out of a fire. He went upstairs and hid under our bed. We will miss him if there is a fire. --Jay Leave A Comment
Smack Em' Up 
I'll tell you what's bugging me right now. The fact that if a parent smacks their little asshole kid across the face, somebody is going to want to call the police and child protective services and blah, blah, blah. Fuck all that shit. If a kid came out of your balls or vagina, then you have every right hit that fucker when he needs to be put in check. The line between child abuse and discipline ain't that thin. There's a big difference between kicking your kid in the ribs after a night at the bar and slapping the fuck out of him for doing some stupid and disrespectful shit. I didn't receive too many parental beatings as a kid, but whenever I did, I learned my lesson and didn't do that shit again. If more kids got a hand across the face or a foot in the ass when they fucked up, then the world would be a better place. But I guess it's all just part of the generation of pussies they're breeding now. What a shame. --Adam Leave A Comment
Happy Memorial Day 
Whatís up shitters its Memorial Day today, and Iím sure youíre enjoying the day off. Probably with a nice barbequed piece of meat and a nice cold beverage, most likely alcoholic. While enjoying those you need to keep those who gave their lives for us to do such as freely as we do on your mind. While you might not agree with our current wars, and question the validity of the defending our freedoms part you still need to be thankful they were willing to do the job nobody wanted to do. Thank you to all the fallen soldiers throughout the years, youíre not forgotten. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Laws Won't Change A Thing 
Well, another pathetic and lonely loser has shot up a bunch of people and already everyone is preaching about how it wouldn't have happened if guns were illegal. What a pile of horse shit. He also stabbed some people and ran a couple over, so I guess knives and cars need to be outlawed now too. And his motive was because he never got any pussy, so why hasn't anyone brought up that prostitution needs to be legalized? By their logic, he obviously wouldn't have killed anyone if it was legal for him to fuck hookers. And I guarantee this freak was on antidepressants or some kind of psych meds, but I don't hear anyone talking about banning those. You can make all the laws you want, but if someone really wants to kill, he's going to fucking do it. I just think he's an asshole for not strapping a GoPro to his head and recording his killing spree for us to watch. Stupid virgin. --Adam Leave A Comment
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