Life On The Phone 
I road the subway yesterday and 99% of the people were looking down at their phones. Once off the subway, almost everyone was walking around, heads down looking at their little screens. How the fuck did people survive before their smart phones? Am I the only one that watches people? I don't give a shit about texting so and so about some bullshit. Just what is so important on their phones anyways? I think this article about porn might actually solve some mysteries. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
New X-Files 
I've been waiting for the the new X-Files show to start again. I'm not even sure if it has since I've been a bit busy. Mostly because I used to fap to Scully when I was younger. She's not as hot as she used to be but I guess she's still doable. Anyone else going to be watching the show? --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Hard Being A Man 
It is hard being a man, hell it's hard being a woman, but being a man takes that extra will to go that further step. The world doesn't realize we never grow up. We are still kids who like to have fun. We love our toys but we trade action figures in for cars and big screen TVs, maybe a few power tools. When we aren't enjoying ourselves on the weekends we are working hard to take care of our own. Despite society demonizing masculinity all the time we look the other way and keep working like dogs and supporting families and being the pillars of society. So to my fellow alpha males who keep working their butts off while being labeled public enemy number one, I salute you. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
It's Not A Lie 
Dude, when a woman is being deceptive it is a lie. She asked you for permission to go out with a friend but she failed to say her friend was a dude. She could have said I'm going out with a homeboy. Now she's telling you nothing happened. I didn't lie I'm sorry you misunderstood me she's full of shit. If she lied about that how can you believe the rest of it? If she had to be deceptive of course she had a handful of fun that night and by fun I mean balls in her hand. Somebody give my buddy some advice and tell him that innocent little princess has no respect for him. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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GOTCHA BITCHES

08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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