Strumming Away 
Any guitar players out there? I'm sure we've got quite a few musicians that hang out at the site. I know chupamiverga can play the fuck out of a skin flute. Anyway, I got a guitar a while back and have been teaching myself to play. Unfortunately I'm not as consistent at practicing as I'd like to be, so I pretty much suck, but I still have fun when I do fuck around with it. Anybody got some good tips on how to learn this fucker with some kind of strategic method? I've just been watching youtube videos to learn shit. I've considered getting a few lessons, which would probably be worth it, but that's money I could also spend on beer and lube. I know the 8 basic open chords and some parts of a few different songs I like. Sometimes I strum pretty well, and sometimes I feel like I'm performing at a "special" talent show. Anybody got any tips? Besides practice more? I already know that one. While I'm on the topic, somebody should sing a quick little song about crazyshit and send us the video. That would be awesome. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Trying to Be Upbeat today 
Fucking hell, itís a bit hard to be upbeat today. The main things dragging me down is the news of the Malaysian Flight MH17. The news of the people on board, the terrible loss of life, etc. It kind of drags on me. I donít mind the day to day grind of the horrors of day to day life. But I hate flying in the first place, because you are helpless on a plane. Then you add in the fact that some asshole can shoot you out of the sky. Now I really hate flying. Besides every time Iím on a plane, I get blamed by my old lady for farting, which I actually am doing. But you donít need to blame me lady. Anyways, hereís a glimmer of hope today. Truckingman is back! --Jay Leave A Comment
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That's The Good Shit 
I fucking love cereal. I can eat it any time of the day. I actually don't buy it much any more because once I open a box, I pretty much have to finish it. Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch is probably my all time favorite. I also love Golden Grahams, but I have to them fast cause they get soggy so damn quick. Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Cinnamon Life are also at the top of my list. Fruit Loops and Frosted Flakes are pretty fucking good too. What about you assholes? What's your favorite bowl of sugar and milk to chow down? --Adam Leave A Comment
Staying Away 
I've lived in a few very different parts of the country, and have at least briefly visited most of the states, and without a doubt, the west coast is my favorite. Colorado is pretty kick ass too, but in the long run, I need to be by the ocean. One region I have no desire to spend any time in is the south. States like Arkansas, Mississippi and Alabama just creep me out. Even driving through gives me a weird vibe. It seems like a real good place to get tied up in a cabin and raped by an entire family. I guess it could happen anywhere, but I'm guessing it's 10 times more likely to happen there. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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