Ask For Forgiveness? 
I like to live my life by one motto really. It's easier to ask for forgiveness, than permission. While this might not be so great to other people it is pretty awesome for me. I have made one exception to the rule, I do clue in my significant other on my plans, since we share our lives together it makes things a bit easier. But everyone else gets regular treatment. This rule is also great for butt sex. When you are getting freaky with the local bar slut, just put it in her pooper and see what happens. I am sure she will not mind. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Did you know? 
Over the weekend, I made a change where you can use your left and right arrow keys while looking and pictures and videos to get to the next or previous page. It makes it super easy to type one handed, err. I mean check out shit one handed. Yeah, that's what I mean, seriously, I never surf crazyshit.com with my dick in my hand. Ever. The More You Know. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Juicin' 
I got some cold trying to take over my body, so I broke out the juicer and made myself some cold ass kicking juice. First I throw a few carrot and celery sticks and some greens in there to get the base, and then I go to the good stuff. A few cloves of garlic, a couple chunks of ginger root and a couple jalapenos. It is some potent shit that burns a little going down, but gets the job done. --Adam Leave A Comment
Farewell Rockinron 
In case you guys haven't heard, Rockinron has found God and is walking away from Crazyshit. Yep, you read that right. Not too long after faking his death, he had an actual near death experience and decided that he shouldn't piss the rest of his life away on the computer all day, every day. Now he's walking in the light, and when there is only one set of footprints in the sand, that's cause JC is carrying his fat ass. Well, good for him I guess, but don't you fuckers go getting any ideas and start thinking it's time for you to walk the righteous path too. Not when there's all this porn to jack off to. --Adam Leave A Comment
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GOTCHA BITCHES

08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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