Blink Of An Eye 
Weekend went by too damn quick for me, like a blink of an eye, speaking of which after seeing that white girl with that big ass booty I'd like to see her flirt with me and wink an eye at me. Possibly her brown eye, spread those big as cheeks and and wink that o-ring for me. I have spanking I have to go do --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Captain Ouch Sparrow 
Arrr me maties. Todays posts come from captain ouch Sparrow. I noticed todays updates were Asail, adrift at see in the breeze with no captain at the helm. So I hoisted the colors and HACKED the site to take the bounty to post for you land lovers. I also made Jeff walk ye plank and not even the sharks would eat him..I know it's late but it's better late than never Arrrrrrrrrrrrr X marks the spot lads. Captain Ouch Sparrow --Ouch Leave A Comment
It's been a hot fucker out 
Today luckily it's not so bad, but earlier in the we it was like a fucking oven out. I can't imagine places like India were it was hitting 120 degrees and shit. I would just call it quits and jump off the tallest structure and hope the fall did me off. How hot is it for you all out there? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Friday Bitches! 
Friday is finally here, it was a rough week but I can be one lazy sumbish now that Friday is here, time to break out the liqour, the bud and I'm thinking about masturbating to videos of twerking black chicks with fat asses instead of midget porn this time. He'll maybe I'll use Vaticanvomits latest pic for inspiration. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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