Staying Away 
I've lived in a few very different parts of the country, and have at least briefly visited most of the states, and without a doubt, the west coast is my favorite. Colorado is pretty kick ass too, but in the long run, I need to be by the ocean. One region I have no desire to spend any time in is the south. States like Arkansas, Mississippi and Alabama just creep me out. Even driving through gives me a weird vibe. It seems like a real good place to get tied up in a cabin and raped by an entire family. I guess it could happen anywhere, but I'm guessing it's 10 times more likely to happen there. --Adam Leave A Comment
I'm On A Mission 
I'm on a mission, and I'm taking it very fucking seriously. It's a mission to find the best burrito in San Diego. I've already been to a bunch of places and found a couple go to spots I've been frequenting, but now it's time to spread out a bit more and keep on searching. I've been using different lists I find online, yelp, suggestions from friends and also just trying out places I happen to come across. Considering there are more taco shops here than there are jack off massage parlors in South Florida, my search may never end. But it's really more about the journey than the conclusion. --Adam Leave A Comment
Internet soapbox hero's 
With the technology of today everyone is on some form of social media. A surprising number of those people like to make themselves known by complaining about all the wrongs in the world. Which is all good, go freedom of speech! But the most annoying thing is when the ones that are being wronged aren't who is being effected by said problem. Most relevant example is the Kony 2012 shit a few years ago. Why do these people feel the need to fight others battles? Why must my social media feed and conversations with people be interfered by bullshit soapbox rants trying to either change my mind on something that doesn't affect me or to fight a cause that also doesn't affect me. What do you guys think about the rising amount of soap boxers out there? Are they making a difference or just taking up space on the net? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Slap 'Em Up 
I think there should be some kind of law that you get a certain amount of bitch slaps per year that you can use on whoever you want, whenever you want. Some people will deserve to use more slaps than others, and some none at all. I haven't put much thought into how to determine the amount each person should get yet. I just know that I would love to slap the fuck out of some people from time to time, and I'm sure you would too. It would probably help keep assholes in check too, if they thought they might get bitched slapped at any moment. What are your thoughts? --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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