What would you do in the zombie apocalyspe 
Last night during The Walking Dead me, and a friend discussed a few things on what if. What would you shitters do? I hear people flapping their gums talking about being zombie killing badasses, but every time I hear that I question what about after that moment in time. When people mentally put themselves in that situation they only think of the fight, but never the other issues. What would you do with your sewage? What would you do for water/food? Would you be a lone wolf or run with a group? Also would you still be as racist during all this --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Call The Hotline 
Yo motherfuckers, pick up your phones and dial 888-868-4690 to call the Crazyshit Hotline. But don't just hang up like an asshole. Leave a message. It's not just for Ron to call up to give his news report or to tell me to get my lazy ass in gear and do the Week in Crazyshit. It's also for you to call and tell us how much you love Crazyshit or how much you hate it. Say anything. We don't care. As long as you call and make us feel special. --Adam Leave A Comment
Just Can't Act 
I've always been a fan of Quentin Tarantino's movies, and Pulp Fiction is one of my all time favorites, but I really don't understand why he always goes and ruins them by trying to act. He has to realize he's a complete piece of shit actor. Probably the worst I've ever seen on the big screen. How could he not know that? Why can't he just stick to writing, directing and whatever else he does off camera? Eh, whatever. I'm going to look at this perfect ass and tits some more. --Adam Leave A Comment
I need a new barber 
It's time to move on from the barber I have. I tell him to take a little off the top, and he makes me look like Kim Jong Un every time. I have my eye on a few barbershops, but one of them got me to thinking. You see the posters on the window are all of black dudes with afros. Do you think they put those posters up to keep the white dudes out? Kinda like a subliminal "Stay Out Honky!" And what if I went in there anyways, would they even know how to cut straight hair? Only one way to find out. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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