It's Not A Lie 
Dude, when a woman is being deceptive it is a lie. She asked you for permission to go out with a friend but she failed to say her friend was a dude. She could have said I'm going out with a homeboy. Now she's telling you nothing happened. I didn't lie I'm sorry you misunderstood me she's full of shit. If she lied about that how can you believe the rest of it? If she had to be deceptive of course she had a handful of fun that night and by fun I mean balls in her hand. Somebody give my buddy some advice and tell him that innocent little princess has no respect for him. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Chinese Roadkill Buffet 
It was a nice weekend fuckers and I mostly ate microwave food. I'm glad because I usually go to a local Chinese buffet place on the weekends. When I saw on the news that some Asian restaurants maybe serving roadkill I almost lost my lunch. What are your serious thoughts on the issue? Also I'm suffering from insomnia and can only stay asleep for 2 hours at a time. It starts off with wet dreams about me having a threesome with two hotties then I'm traded in for a hipster douchebag, hence the early posts. Anyone know a number for a decent psychiatrist or at least a cheap escort? --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Long ass weekend 
This weekend has been a fucking long one, I'm in much need of some sleep. I say that but the Pats game is on, and I know how you guys love hearing about sports teams I like...So I'm out guys, have a good week --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
A quick story from a prison guard 
I was having a conversation with a prison guard last night, and I asked him whats the most fucked thing he's ever seen. He definitely fucking delivered. He said that when he was looking over some of the lifers there was a guy that would pimp out his colostomy bag hole for cigarettes. He said it was covered in herpes too. I don't care how hard up I am for pussy, or cigarettes I can do without if that's my only outlet --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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