Early 
It's one of those early days for me. I passed out early last night and I woke up early this morning. It was about 4 AM when I got up for my morning piss, and I realized I wouldn't be falling back asleep anytime soon, so I got right to work. And now I'm at a crossroads. I can take advantage of being up early and continue with my day, or I can go back to sleep til noon. Decisions, decisions. --Adam Leave A Comment
Hurt On The Job 
We've been getting a lot of Crazyshit users sending in pictures of their work injuries, and we're happy to see that we have members who have jobs. We're also happy to post your smashed fingers and burnt arms and whatever else you fucked up at work, so go ahead and share your pain with the rest of us. Send us some pictures from that time you drove the forklift over your buddy's foot or spilled hot grease from the fryer all over yourself. We want to turn your lemons in to lemon AIDS for everyone to enjoy. --Adam Leave A Comment
Funny Fucking Show 
Since 99% of the shows on TV are absolute fucking piles of shit with no entertainment value whatsoever, it makes me happy when I find one I like. My brother put me on to Modern Family, so I just started watching it and that show is fucking hilarious. And on top of that, I want to bone every chick on there. Well, except for the youngest daughter, but I expect that to change sometime around season 4 or 5. The only downside to watching that show is that I have to listen to that annoying ass Colombian whore's voice. Boy, I'd sure love to shove my dick down her throat to shut her the fuck up. But so far her big juicy tits are doing a pretty good job of cancelling out her shit voice for me. --Adam Leave A Comment
Do they all deserve to die? 
For the past 14 or so years all I've heard out of peoples mouths is how Muslims are pieces of shit. They have been to blame for almost all major attacks the world has seen in the same time span, and the shit talking has not slowed either. I know a few people who are Muslim and they are totally chill people. I mean they are still very religious and kinda awkward but it's just like hanging with a catholic jew. I know you guys love watching akbar videos and talk shit about them, but what are your real thoughts of them? Are they a war hungry religion that is a plague of the planet, or misunderstood masses taking the heat from a group of assholes? -Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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