Happy Birthday iluvkitty 
Shit I'm running behind already but I have everything uploaded except for one video. So updates coming right up. Its also iluvkitty's birthday so don't forget to congratulate that tequila drinking fucker. I'll see if I can come up with a good slut video for his birthday but I've been looking for 20 mins and nada so far. Leave A Comment
For a Million Dollars 
I was asked the million dollar question yesterday. Like Demi Moore in that indecent proposal movie. I was asked if I would make out with another dude if I was paid a cool one million dollars. I'm sorry to break your hearts for anyone who had their hopes up. He'll I'm not handsome or even much to look at so why even troll me with this stuff man? Anyway for a million dollars I would go down on Oprah Winfrey, hell I might even sleep with Whoopie Goldberg but no dude. I'm sorry I'm just not into that shit. So my question is to you crazy people in the peanut gallery. What is the worst you would do for a million bucks? --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Keep It To Yourself 
I get it. Its 2016 and you're proud as fuck but dude. I had a very long week and even longer weekend and didn't get a day off. I'm happy you found a hot tranny to watch and all but as much as you rainbow loving leprechauns preach about you wanting people to respect your sexual preferences you should do the same. Don't ask me to to help you convert a file format then blast me with some chick with a dick on a webcam. Whatever you do behind close doors is very much your business. You don't see me shoving my preferences down your throat. If I found a black midget with an amputated leg on a cam site I would just enjoy it not bombard you with it. Really man despite what the social justice people tell you not everyone is on a spectrum and not everyone enjoys chicks with dicks. Thank you, that is all --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Interesting Thought On Hangovers 
I heard this thought on hangovers on the radio this week and I thought I'd pass it along. Would you still get drunk if you had to have the hangover first? Say 10 hours of feeling like shit, then you can get wasted off your ass and wake up fine. I think I would actually decline to get waisted then. What about you? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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