It's Fuckin' Friday 
Fridays are usually my day of rest, well just from Crazyshit, but I'm here for you fuckers today so I can be away from you fuckers this weekend. Jay will be handling business tomorrow, and I know you all love his honky ass. So enjoy your the next few days and if anyone has any naked pictures of Alison Brie from the fappening, send me that shit. I don't care about any of the other Hollywood whores, but I really want to see Ms. Brie's big, beautiful titties. Peace out, bitches. --Adam Leave A Comment
Kick Off Time Bitches 
Aww shit, I just realized that the NFL season starts today, and my Packers are facing the defending champs. I'm a bit stoked to watch Green Bay play every week, but other than that, I really don't give a shit about football. If they figured out a way to make it so the hour long game has more than 3 minutes of action, and the defense was allowed to make good hits, then I might be a little more interested. But football season isn't really about watching football, is it? I thought it was about drinking beer, eating nachos, and fucking drunk bar sluts to either celebrate a win or grieve a loss. --Adam Leave A Comment
Crusades 2014? 
Is it a little too harsh to say we should bring back the Crusades? Maybe not for control of the Middle East. But to try and eliminate the Extremists there? Is it wrong to fight one Extremist group with another? What would happen if a Christian Extremist group stared beheading ISIS members left and right? Wait, I got it. If there was a group of Satanic Worshippers, this would be the fight of the century right here. The problem is, there isn't enough of them, but I like the idea. Call up 'bama and get a division of devil worshippers armed and ready. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Who The Fuck Are They? 
After hearing about the big celebrity nude photo leak, I got a little excited and took a look to see who got leaked. Then I got less excited when I realized I had no idea who the fuck any of these sluts are. I knew a few but that's it, so it wasn't all that special of an event for me. Just some more naked sluts on the internet to add to the other millions. But I do love sluts and all the work they do, so keep slutting up you Hollywood whores. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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