Running Out Of Dick Space 
When family runs into computer problems they usually text me. For some reason they think I'm a genious When I probably have less brains than a Trump supporter. I got a message on skype from a family member telling me she was running out of dick space. I told her well if it doesn't fit in your ass maybe you need you need a new asshole. She was like that is not what I meant so I told her to start dating Asian men instead of the black dudes she's always around. She said that isn't the problem you fucking bigot. I told her there was always vaseline if she couldn't afford proper lubricant but when she couldn't get her point across so she told me to fuck off so I said well I'm sure if anal doesn't work I'm sure oral isn't a problem or learn to take it in the ear so she told me that she would be calling my dad. Honestly I think I'm too old for a spanking unless its from a craigslist hooker. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Happy St. Patricks Day 
Hope you fuckers end up having fun and end up getting lucky with a cute Irish lady wearing green panties. I'm feeling lazy so I'm just going to avoid doing my house chores other than the dishes and try and find a good leprechaun porn movie. They're close enough to midgets so its right up my alley and hopefully not literally. I don't swing that way so no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow for you Ouch. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Israel vs Palestine 
I don't know why every time I hear somebody defending Islam and I laugh, I don't even say anything I just laugh, people assume I defend Israel and start giving me this long lecture on how Israel is evil. I also don't know why otherwise rational liberals defend Israel. Honestly I could give two fucks bout either one. I just know I don't want my tax dollars going to Israel, and I know a religion like Islam who treats their women like dirt is a very bad idea. People today assume you're either defending the Jews or the Muslims. I'm an equal opportunity racist. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
15 Year Olds Get Free Sex Changes In Oregon 
In Oregon the legal age of medical consent is 15 which means you don’t need your parents consent in order to give doctors permission to perform medical procedures on you. On top of that the Oregon Health Program will pay for a 15 year old teen to have a sex change done without the parents having to know about it. Which means more teen trannies paid for by you the tax payer, if you're in Oregon at least. I think the new social justice warrior culture that has been growing since 2014 has gone too far. They’ve pretty much become society’s nazis. What do you crazyshitters think? --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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GOTCHA BITCHES

08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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