Up Early 
I woke up early this morning and figured I might as well get updates done, so now I'm done working and the sun isn't even up. That means I'm going back to bed. And if I can't fall asleep in the next 15 minutes or so, I'll probably try the best sleeping aid I know of, and rub one out. But I really don't feel like having to clean up a mess right now. Too bad your mom isn't here to clean up after me. --Adam Leave A Comment
Cold Outside 
I never thought I'd be cold in Southern California, but I was out on New Year's Eve and it was in the fucking 30's. Yeah, yeah, I know that ain't shit to a lot of you. I spent half my life in a harsh winter climate, so I know what freezing my balls off really feels like. But it's not supposed to get that fucking cold here. What's up with that shit, Mother Nature? I guess I'll just have to look at the bright side of it. Hard nips poking through chicks' tops. --Adam Leave A Comment
Merry New Year 
Merry New Year to all the fans of crazyshit! We made it to 2015. I hope no one got arrested last night, or fucked one of these. If you did either, then we will see you in a few days. Me personally, got to go see a Burlesque Show. It wasn't the greatest, but I have to say, it wasn't the worst. We snuck in a bottle of Champaign, and I opened that bitch like a pro during the show. Now it's time for back-eyed peas, cabbage and some pork, a new years tradition for us. Later. --Jay D. Leave A Comment

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New Year Plans 
You fuckers got big plans to celebrate the new year tonight? Or do you just not give a fuck? I might throw back a few whiskey drinks and get a little rowdy, but some nachos and passing out before midnight sounds pretty good too. I guess I'm getting old. Or else I've had one too many hangovers and would rather not feel like a broken down, dehydrated pile of shit tomorrow. But if that means having a kick ass time tonight, I guess it's worth considering. --Adam Leave A Comment
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