Mother's Day 
Hey all you crazy fucks, don't forget it's Mother's Day on Sunday. That means all those bitches with kids you all are fucking would like to be appreciated. If they aren't your kids, then all you have to do is send a text message, saying "Happy Mother's Day, you wanna blow me?" But if they are your kids, then you have to go all out. Get shit for the kids to give her, and take everyone out to bunch, and then take the kids somewhere while you let her have some peace and quiet. Ironically for Father's day, we just want a blow job and get drunk. --Jay Leave A Comment
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Fuckin' Costco 
I'd just like to take a second to praise Costco and all its greatness, as I take a bite of my delicious rotisserie chicken that cost only $4.99. I'm also a big fan of their pizza, which comes in giant slices for a measly $1.99. I know Jay is all about their Polish sausage, which I'm sure are pretty tasty too, but processed phallic meats aren't at the top of my list. It's pretty awesome too when they have all their samples out, but you have to avoid the vultures, which are typically the elderly and obese. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Christian Science 
I was driving home last night and passed a Christian Science Reading Room. That's something I don't get. Christianity and science have nothing in common. One is based on an old ass book and the lies of preachers, and the other is based on observations, data and facts. But I really like how Christian Scientist don't take medicine and just pray to be healed. How's that working out? --Adam Leave A Comment
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No More Cottage Cheese 
I was listening to Louis CK while doing updates today, and he told a story about having his dog lick cottage cheese off his dick when he was a kid, and fucking melons and shit like that. Did you ever fuck inanimate objects or have animals lick your dick or vagina? Or has fucking your hand always been good enough for you? It's time to spill the beans, fuckers. --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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