A Good Massage 
One of the best things I ever did for myself was learn how to give a good massage. It's the perfect transition from hanging out on the couch to slipping your penis inside her for the first time. It typically starts with her hand or her neck. Then of course to work her back you need more room than the couch offers. I guess she'll just have to lay down on the bed. Obviously you can't give a back massage with her shirt on, so off it goes. When working down to her legs, it only makes sense to stop and spend some time on her ass too. Next thing you know, her legs are wrapped around you and her eyes are in the back of her head. It's like Colt 45, it works every time. Or you could just drop your pants and say, "Time to fuck!" --Adam Leave A Comment
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Wake Up 
Have you ever farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up? Or maybe your girl or guy blasted one that snapped you out of a dead sleep. That's some serious fart power. It's never happened to me because I could sleep through a tornado tearing my roof off. I might just roll around and moan a bit while I pull up the covers to acclimate myself to the sudden weather change. But I know I could wake up a household with the fart that blew out my ass this morning. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Fuck Pollen 
Man I feel like shit today so this is probably going to be a short one. I guess not being from here or a oak majority area thats why my sinuses bitch out. So when these oak trees pollinate they K.O. me like Ali did Liston. So I say fuck pollen, but to get that off the subject summer is creeping up and the blockbusters are ready to drop. Which of the summer movies are you shitheads looking forward to? Personally Godzilla and TMNT have my vote, but I’m kinda worried about TMNT...Hopefully Bay doesn’t destroy another of my childhood favorites with shitty rewrites, and poor casting. -- Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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20 Years Ago 
I just read that yesterday was the 20th anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death. I'd say suicide, but I'm not entirely convinced that Courtney Love didn't fill him up with heroin and shoot his corpse to make it look like he did it himself. Anyway, I was a huge Nirvana fan back in the day, and every time I here Come As You Are, I'm reminded of fingering Aleah in her waterbed after detention. I still remember when I heard the breaking news straight from Kurt Loder's mouth. I wonder how many dumbass kids ate a bullet themselves in his honor. Probably not enough. --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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