It's been a hot fucker out 
Today luckily it's not so bad, but earlier in the we it was like a fucking oven out. I can't imagine places like India were it was hitting 120 degrees and shit. I would just call it quits and jump off the tallest structure and hope the fall did me off. How hot is it for you all out there? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Friday Bitches! 
Friday is finally here, it was a rough week but I can be one lazy sumbish now that Friday is here, time to break out the liqour, the bud and I'm thinking about masturbating to videos of twerking black chicks with fat asses instead of midget porn this time. He'll maybe I'll use Vaticanvomits latest pic for inspiration. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Fuck You Too 
I worked on a video for 2 hours. I was renaming the file I edited as I was reading some whiny cunt's complaint. He was complaining about a repost that wasn't even a repost and ended up deleting the final version of the video instead of a clip. I don't have most of the clips anymore since I'm low on hard drive space. I had some of them so the video now sucks and its much shorter. You can thank a whiny little pussy for that. So fuck you too @ fuku2. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Funny Wet Dream 
Yesterday after doing the updates I took a nap and had a funny wet dream that I was at some kind of Donald Trump festival where 1 million dollars where going to be raffled. and I ended up finding a roll of tickets for the raffle so I was sure I'd win since I had so many tickets. Then suddenly a blonde (odd I prefer brunettes or redheads) cute girl with big tits pulled me between two buildings and told me I'm going to build a wall around you, you rapist wetback now fuck me like you mean it and talk nasty to me you dirty Mexican. For once in a wet dream it happened but I couldn't feel a damned think realized I was asleep and woke up --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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