Black Friday Cometh 
Jesus, the corporate machine is rolling trying to get you to spend your hard earned money on loved ones for Christmas. Not only spend some money, but all your money, and use your credit cards for more presents. Over the years I have evolved as an independent thinker, and realized that we are all just tools in some big scheme for us to work as hard as we can, to spend money, and then suddenly just die. And moments before we kick the bucket we regret every bit of our life because you missed out on all the fun shit trying to work to buy shit. So what are we to do? For me, itís about maximizing the time spent enjoying life, while minimizing the shit I have. Itís not working that well right now, but I am in the constant search for the right thing. This is all just some food for thought. By the way, help me reach that life style by going VIP today. óJay D. Leave A Comment
Would You Fuck Her? 
If you had the chance, would you fuck Hillary Clinton? I heard she is going to run for president, so now is your chance. Would you hit it before the campaign trail? What if you could hit it, and video tape it. Right after she gets nominated to the Democratic party, you drop the video tape of her tossing your salad and you just raw dogging her old pussy out. That would be fucking awesome. Speaking of old pussy, check this shit out. --Jay Leave A Comment
Enough Of This Whore Already 
It would be pretty sweet if I could search for crazyshit content without having to see Kim Kardashian's bitch ass all over the fucking internet. I just can't fathom how anyone pays any attention at all to this dumb whore. What the fuck is she even famous for? Spreading her legs for any brother with a microphone? Who fucking cares? I'm ashamed of humanity for giving any fucks at all about this stupid slut. Her and her retarded ass implants aren't breaking the internet, so please fuck off. That is all. Thank you. --Adam Leave A Comment
Not A Good Look 
Here are some words that I'm pretty confident have never been spoken by a woman. "That guy's fedora is getting my pussy so wet." Or, "Put on your fedora and fuck me." Or really anything that has to do with wanting to be fucked by a guy in a fedora. However, I'm sure plenty of gay dudes would love to be fucked by a guy wearing a fedora. On second thought, probably not. So if you have one, you should probably throw that fucking thing right in the garbage. Just a thought. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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