Best Ass In The Biz 
Here's a very important question for you. Who do you think has the best ass in porn? A few years ago I would have said Naomi Russell without hesitation, but I think Mia Malkova has taken her place. Both are simply amazing in their own ways, but the fact that Mia is a yoga master gives her the edge in my book. I'd also like to give a few honorable mentions to Jessie Rogers, Jynx Maze and Jada Stevens. Who's at the top of your list? --Adam Leave A Comment
Death Traps 
I found out that an old acquaintance of mine in Florida died in a motorcycle crash this week. Being that I see motorcycle deaths everyday while working, I was not very surprised to hear that. It's been over 10 years since I've ridden a motorcycle, and I really can't say I have any desire to do it again. Out in the country on the open road would be cool, but I live in the city, and people are way too shitty at driving for me to put my life that much in their hands. --Adam Leave A Comment
Back In South Florida 
It's always nice to come home. I'm back in South Florida for a undetermined amount of time taking care of some family business. It's nice to see some friends, family, and Cuban food. Dam, I miss Cuban food. I don't miss some of the assholes that live here though. People are still douches here, today I think I'm going to take a break and hit the beach. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Drunks 
One thing I don't tolerate too well is drunk people trying to talk to me. They're usually just loud, nonsensical and repetitious. And really fucking annoying. If it's one of my friends though, then I can deal with it, cause I know they've had to deal with my loud drunk ass before. But if it's a stranger, then I want them to get the fuck away from me. However, I find it kind of entertaining to listen to two drunk people talk to each other. That way I don't have to be involved and I can still get a couple laughs. I kind of want a beer or six now. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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