The most random emails 
We really get the most random emails. Yesterday, Scott H, sent in this gem. Titled, "Regardless of whether itís real or phony, Wilson has become since 2012 the guy who can do no wrong. In" with the body, "THAT is why not one ladder was stolen in TX. Plus, we don hid it behind a scooter. Coo coo. Stupid gooks." Thanks Scott, now I feel a bunch better now that you have made that clear. If you too would like to send us some random shit, do it here. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Where is time going today? 
So last night I wasn't able to sleep. Now even though I'm tired as hell it seems like time is going double speed all morning. I don't know how this shit works, but I guess I can't complain too much because it feels like I've only been working for 2 hours. Knowing my luck though this last half is probably going to drag on for days. To counteract the tiredness I've tried to safely fill my body with as much caffeine and other energy sources so when I finally do come down ill be here by my bed. What gets you guys going/keeps you guys going when you're dragging ass? I turn to Rojo tea monsters, those things are the truth. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Just another short blog 
After the late night of getting fucked up like a fat chicks flip flop my brain is burnt, and I don't have any good ideas for a blog. I've been rewatching the Breaking Bad series and Walt pretty much gambled his family for 3 million dollars. What would money make you do? Would you hit your best friend with a car for a million dollars? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
My dog is an asshole 
So last night I order a large buffalo wing pizza with alfredo sauce instead of marinara. It gets here and it smelt glorious...tasted even better. Little did I know that would be my only slice. I go into the other side of the house to make a mixed drink, and was there for a minute or two. On my way back I noticed the smell of garlic got super intense and began to worry. I enter my room to my dog scarfing down the last slice of my pizza. What stories do you guys have of your pets being total assholes? Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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