Star Wars 
The user boobs from today got me thinking about Star Wars for a few seconds. I haven't been paying any attention, but I guess a new movie is coming out this year. Personally, I have no desire to see it. I loved the original trilogy and watched them so many times growing up. I remember being all stoked to get Han Solo and Luke Skywalker action figures in my cereal box. I was even stoked when episode one came out. But then Jar Jar Binks showed up on the screen, and all I could think about was kicking George Lucas right in the hairy bean bag. I was pretty much done with Star Wars after that. And now that Disney is calling the shots, I really don't give a fuck about seeing it. But that doesn't mean I can't turn on Return of the Jedi, and rub one out to Princess Leia in her Jabba slave outfit. --Adam Leave A Comment
Fuck Fucking Fuck 
I really had a hum-dingah of a blog today, and I broke my cardinal rule. I didn't write the idea down. Now, it's fucking lost forevah. Dammit. Dammit. Well I guess I can talk about pooping? Maybe farts? What about drinking? Sex with prostitutes? Ohh do you hate the people you work with? I do. (Not here.) Ahh, I guess that's about it. Have a good weekend. -Jay D. Leave A Comment
A Special Fart 
I had a most awesome fart that I wish I had recorded because I'm not sure I'll ever fart like that again. It had been brewing up after some all you can eat sushi, and I was holding it in because I'm a fucking gentleman like that. So when I sat down on the toilet to take a nice shit, the fart came out and it just didn't stop. My guess is it was 12 seconds straight. It went through many tones and pitches in that 12 seconds, and it may have even covered the entire spectrum. It was marvelous. It didn't even stink, and I didn't have to shit after setting it free. --Adam Leave A Comment
Eat His Penis and Testicles 
We get lots of freaks emailing us, and I recently got this email I thought I'd share with you guys. It goes like this, "I'am seriusly offer my penis and testicle for cooking my body please , I'am 29 years old please offer my body for Eat me." As you know, we're in the business of making dreams come true, so if any of you sick fucks out there want to eat a penis and testicles, maybe we can link you up with this freak, and you degenerates can make a Crazyshit video. Any takers? --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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