The Best Block 
If you've never been to Pacific Beach, then let me tell what's there real quick. Tons of hot, young sluts. It's hard to even drive down the main streets without wanting to jack off. Anyway, there's one block that has two yoga studios right across the street from each other, and if it was legal, I'd probably hangout on the sidewalk there and beat it at least a couple times a week. Maybe one day... --Adam Leave A Comment
A Serious Matter 
So the other day I was chastised by our very own member, azzholee, for joking about death, which she says is very serious and should not be the source of a laugh. I had some time to think about it and she's right. I'm terribly sorry if I offended anyone here. We do our best to keep everything good, clean and wholesome here at Crazyshit and it was totally inappropriate for me to act so vulgar. Hey, azzholee, how about you do something useful for once and send us your tits so I can laugh when lightfighter tears them apart, you dumb cunt. Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm not actually sorry. But send us your tits cause I'm curious if you have any redeeming qualities. --Adam Leave A Comment
Links In Comment 
Howdy all! We got a micro update to drop for you all. Today registered members can now link crazyshit.com pages in their Peanut Gallery comments. It only works with crazyshit.com links, but hey, it's pretty cool to find other related shit, and share it. That or linking to reposts for Big Jeff, and myself. Enjoy! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Taking A Stance 
So I'm leaving the grocery store, and some chicks soliciting out in the parking lot want me to help them take a stance against bullying. What a fucking pointless stance that would be. Instead, I decided to take a stance against parents raising their kids to be little fucking whiny bitches who can't stand up for themselves. Guess what. Kids are assholes. Kids are going to pick on other kids. And a lot of these little shits deserve to be bullied. Toughen up. Deal with it and move the fuck on. That's how the world works. And me giving these dumb cunts in the parking lot my money isn't going to change that. Holy fuck, people are stupid. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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