Today's lesson for everyone is this. Never trust a fart! That's right, those sneaky devils will get you. You think you have to fart, and you start to give a little extra help to get that sucker out, then bam! You just sharted. Yup, you shit your pants. Today, I was having lunch with Jesse (former CS Alumni) at a Thai place, when the urge to fart came upon me. Since I know my sharting history and Thai restaurants go hand in hand, I didn't push to hard. When I got back I took a dump that was like ass explosion. I honestly feel lucky I made it into the door! --Jay Leave A Comment

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Howdy, crazyshitters. I just got back from my first trip to Texas, and it was better than I expected. I was real excited to enjoy some Mexican food and some Texas BBQ, which I most certainly did, and I even had a chance to mix the two and devour a BBQ brisket quesadilla, which was fucking delicious. I also saddled up with a special country girl and was reminded by comparison how fucking shitty typical girls in South Florida are. All in all, it was a good trip and I do believe I'll be going back for some more adventures. But for now, I'm back here with you fuckers, and I'll try not to repost anything from the last few days I've missed. --Adam Leave A Comment

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How many of y'all have seen that news story about the kids making a twerk video at school? I just saw that shit and was wondering what y'all thought about it. Look here for twerkalator. I'd be pretty fucking angry if my daughter was doing that shit. That's why I shot to the right when I was baby-making to ensure I got boys. With two sons, I have two swinging-dicks to worry about. With one girl, you have every swinging-dick to worry about. So what do y'all think about the punishments handed out in this case? I think they're just. If you want to act like a hoe, take your punishment. Maybe it'll help you out in life by promoting hoe-free living. Who knows. Bless us with your insight! Your's hatefully, --Henry M. Leave A Comment

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I'm back from KY, and I don't mean the jelly. What a great place Louisville is, I mean we fucked loved it there. People were nice, beer was great and well, it was just a great place. Hell the even had a few murders while we were there, to make us feel right at home. Thanks Louisville, we really had a good time! Now back to shitty South Florida. --Jay Leave A Comment

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