What I Fun Week I Had 
Last Friday I had rotator cuff surgery, and as you can clearly see I made it through. The surgery was scheduled for 2 hours, and ended up lasting 3 and a half. The doc said it looked like it was just injury upon injury that deteriorated the muscle. I guess my high level of pain tolerance is not such a great thing after all. I spent Friday to Monday morning out of my mind on pain killers. Then Monday morning, I said enough, Iím over them and went cold turkey. That led to a day of withdrawal, and not being a hard core drug user, that shit sucked. I feel bad for people hooked on drugs, because it wasnít fun. Now Iím on Advil and I have the laptop on the counter with a toy box under it to type from the sling. All and all, Iím glad I got it done. Now I have to beat it with my left hand for a few weeks. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Filth Lovers 
I got a phone call last night from an old friend telling me he was watching Tosh.0 and heard my voice on one of the clips. You see, many years ago when I was still just a young punk, one night between bong rips, myself, my brother and our best friend discovered our local public access channel. We found out that they had all kinds of live call-in shows so we made it our mission to systematically destroy each show while entertaining ourselves and all our friends. I have a box of about 50 VHS tapes of raw footage and hours of edited footage, but it wasn't until about a year ago, after years of harassment from my brother, that I actually started posting some online. Here's one compilation you can check out, and here's another. This is our youtube channel, which has some more fun-filled calls. It's been a couple months since I've uploaded anything, but I still have a shit ton to post. I usually do it when I'm drunk and my brother calls me to bitch at me for being lazy about uploading shit. Anyway, enjoy some filth. --Adam Leave A Comment
Hacking It Up 
There's some older Asian guy living in the house next door, and I swear he is the most hackingest motherfucker I've ever heard. Every morning I hear this dude hacking up a fucking lung and the shit sounds disgusting. He's doing it right now. I can even hear this motherfucker from the street sometimes. I don't know if it's from too many cigarettes, a coke habit, or his wife's hot steamers, but his shit ain't normal. --Adam Leave A Comment
Green Clean 
I've got this Mexican green cleaning spray that will clean the fuck out of anything. I'm sure they made it green to try pass it off as if it's environmentally friendly like Simple Green, but there ain't no fucking way. In fact, I'm pretty sure it gives you cancer by the third time you use it. Of course there are no active ingredients listed, but I think it might be toxic piss straight from The Hulk's massive green dong. Whatever it is, it has my kitchen sparkling like a motherfucker. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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