Sleeping Problems 
Been having sleeping problems lately and been sleeping about 4 hours a day. Last night I even tried to drink some whisky not the point of even getting buzzed but no luck. I was up at 6 am but still wanted to sleep. before doing updates. Fapped one out and went to bed had strange dream about cops being after me over a dead hooker but it wasn't me. Woke up and fapped another one out trying to fall asleep again but no luck at all so here I am doing the updates and it isn't even 10 am yet. Anyone know any home remedies for insomnia? --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Smal Dick Pictures 
We get a pretty wide variety of crap emailed to us, but the one I hate the most is the tiny dick dudes looking to have their mini-wangs put up on the site. Not only do I hate looking at dicks, I really hate mini-dicks. And why do you feel the need to email us 10 to 20 times about your little dick? We got the first one, it's cool. No need to resend it over and over and over again. Why can't chicks be like that? Send in your huge titties 10 to 20 times. You know why? Because we would love that. And another thing, once you post up a small dick on here, it's like a beacon has gone off in tiny-dick land, and all the dudes have to email in their numbs. No more dick pictures. Only titties. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Special Treat 
I was outside a few minutes ago before it started to rain. Backdoor neighbor was carrying her baby and decided to tell me I need to trim my tree because its making a mess in her yard. I wanted to ask her if she trims her bush but I didn't since I'm a gentle man. Well little man decides to pull her tit out i guess he was hungry and she almost dropped him out of excitement and I catch the little guy on the way down. Was a hard choice between playing hero or copping a feel --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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