The question is, who wants AIDS? In this day and age of Ebola in the US and other random viruses that cause paralysis and other weird shit, AIDS is looking like a pretty solid alternative. First off, if you have AIDS, then you can make lemonAIDS. Then at least you know you have AIDS, not no bird flu. You might be able to start dating someone else that has AIDS, and hell, they basically cured Magic Johnson. You should be good in a few weeks. Ya AIDS! --Jay D. Leave A Comment

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I've had all kinds of injuries in my lifetime and I've come to the conclusion that the most painful and debilitating injuries take place somewhere in the core. The worst I've had was a groin tear, and holy shit that was excruciatingly painful. It would take me at least 5 minutes just to get out of bed and another 5 to get back in. A piss jug would have been helpful. But right now it's my lower back, which is also pretty fucking painful and slowing my life down. I sneezed the other day and almost fell over from the pain. I want to be a bionic man. We have the technology, but they're wasting it on iPhones and other stupid shit that makes people dumber. --Adam Leave A Comment

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Well the vacation is over and here we are back to reality...while I was gone it seems we've started a war again in the Middle East. What do you guys feel about this? I know not everyone here is from America, but I know that you guys will still have an opinion. What actions should the world take on ISIS? Should they glass the entire Middle East or just stay out of it? -Big Jeff Leave A Comment

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Before anyone loses their fucking mind, let me assure you that the Week in Crazyshit is on its way. I would have done it yesterday but instead I drank beer, soaked in a hot tub and had lots of sex with a woman almost a decade younger than me. So sit tight and that shit will be up before you know it. Now where is my fucking beer? --Adam Leave A Comment

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