Time to put up the lights 
As I'm trying to get the updates done while my kid is reminding me every 2.5 minutes that it's time to put up the Christmas stuff. It's time to go into the basement and dig up the 6 boxes of Christmas stuff and make this place a fucking magical wonderland. Ha, a few beers and everyone will be having a great time! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Happy Thanksgiving 
Happy Thanksgiving, Crazyshitters. I thought it might be good for us to talk about what we're thankful for on this fine holiday of ours. I'm thankful that I have a job where chicks send me naked pictures of themselves and offer me virtual sex. I'm also pretty thankful that I can tell people to go fuck themselves, and the guy who signs my check will laugh about it. What about you? What are you thankful for? --Adam Leave A Comment
Countdown to the Feast 
I don't really get excited about holidays, but I do get excited about eating, and tomorrow I am going to eat until I can't move, take a nap and then eat a lot more. I plan to eat enough food to feed a small Somalian village. I imagine I'll be taking a ginormous dump as well. Probably not quite as large as the dump I took the year my buddy deep fried a turkey though. That was one for the record books. --Adam Leave A Comment
I Couldn't Decide 
I am torn today. Torn between two blog topics. One was going to be a joke about how there is no Black Friday sales in St. Louis, because all the stuff is already gone. The other was what the preferred method of cooking a turkey is. Maybe I can combine the two, and give you this blog. If you were to steal some turkey's while rioting, how would you cook them? Maybe roast them over a burning car? Or have your bitch ass wife over cook the bird for 10 hours while you drink beer and get shot by the cops? Let a brotha know. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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