White Guilt 
What the hell is wrong with people? Lately there have been people having a fit about a dating site where white people meet and it's non other than white college kids complaining. There have been similar sites for black people for a while now and nobody complains about anything. Since I'm not white I don't give a shit, but this self white guilt from today's generation is getting out of hand. Something needs to be done about the shit fuck university professors feeding these kids this crap. Regressive America 2016. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Trouble Sleeping 
I've been having trouble sleeping for a few days. I think I'll continue having trouble all week. I have a simple solution for insomnia. It's an ancient recipe my late grandfather told me about. You drink two glasses of wine and rub one out to a magazine. I guess today we would substitute a porn site for a magazine though. Trouble is that home remedy isn't going to work for me. I'm taking care of a family member with schizophrenia who keeps mumbling about killing me in my sleep since she's having delusions about me murdering her sister. Hopefully all goes well and I'll still be here to provide you fuckers with some morbid content till it's somebody elses turn to watch her. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
The holiday dilemma 
Over the holidays it's normal to have a ridiculous amount of left overs. Well I think I'm good on ham for a few fucking weeks. There's no way I can eat all of this shit before it goes bad so I have to get rid of it. Luckily for me I have a few heavy hitters that come over time to time maybe I can pawn off a few pounds off too. Any of you have that issue? I know I can't be the only one with a Grandma that forces you to walk out with left overs. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Day 2 of the new year 
How's it going everyone I hope you guys had a kick ass new year. I was busy with a stomach bug producing some good Japanese cuisine, but I'm good now. What did you guys do? Anyone on the site get arrested, or have any equally interesting stories to tell? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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