One thing I never do is touch knobs or handles in public bathrooms with my bare hands. I always use a paper towel or elbow or foot or whatever works because of nasty motherfuckers like some of the people we get to see every day at this lovely place. You never know whose shit, piss or cum is on that handle. I see dudes all the time walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands and it grosses me the fuck out. And think about all the stuff they touch after that. Nasty motherfuckers. --Adam Leave A Comment

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So who out there has some good Christmas gift ideas for moms? I know what I'm getting your mom, but what are you getting her? What do moms even want besides your lazy ass to get a real job and move out of her basement? Maybe some fine coffee or chocolate? A gift basket of scented lotions and ointments? A day at the spa? A time machine so she can go back and make sure your dad pulls out? Do you fuckers have any ideas? --Adam Leave A Comment

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I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I've been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I've only got a handful of nominations, but I'm sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with... READ MORE Leave A Comment

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I have a idea I would like to share with you all. What if, we totally got rid of these shitty porn, dating and big dick ads, and just sold stuff here on crazyshit as a way to pay our bills? That would be pretty awesome I think. But what could we sell that you might buy? Fake poop, T-shirts, coffee mugs and beer coozies? How about a rubber fist. That sounds fucking awesome, you could be the life of the party. Well, while we kick this idea around, maybe you can chime in below and leave us some ideas, so we can get ride of these ads. --Jay Leave A Comment

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