The shitty thing about being physically active all the time is fucking injuries. Sometimes I hurt and I don't even know why. Like right now my shin is all fucking swollen and hurts like a bitch. It's gotta be from training, but I can't remember anything happening to it. Unless some little asshole spider bit me or some shit. Either way, I'm limping around like an old man today. Oh well, it's better than being a fat ass. --Adam Leave A Comment

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Have you ever just rubbed one out at work? The mood strikes, and you have some hand lotion. It's time to rough up the suspect. But where to do it? Do you do it in the bathroom? Is there more than one stall in the bathroom, and you still go to town? Do you go down to your car? We are interested in finding creative ways to wack it. Share below. --Jay D. Leave A Comment

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What kind of pussy hair do you guys like? Maybe a nice little landing strip? Perhaps none at all? How about a few day old stubble to rough up your face a bit? Or do you like a big thick bush? I don't mind a little hair if it's nice and groomed, but I've encountered a couple vaginas that I had to comb through just to find the hole. That shit was not appealing. But you can't let your perfectly good boner go to waste, so fuck it. --Adam Leave A Comment

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Last night as I was getting updates together I came across what I thought was a internet death hoax, of which I normally do not give a shit about. This time though it was of one of my favorite bands, GWAR, singer Dave Brockie. I shrugged it off as the same old bullshit, but as I got into the office I’ve found out it was all true. Rest in peace Dave. You’ve brought me and countless others hours of musical entertainment, and for the ones who’ve made it to a show you’ve shown us how crazy it can get. So whether you’ve returned to the planet of Scumdogia, or went back to rule hell I hope you still kick ass while doing it. - Big Jeff Leave A Comment

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