Coffee Break 
Yesterday and today I skipped having some coffee, and my ass is a dragging. My usual 3-4 cups followed by a espresso or two was cut down like a Islamic Extremist standing against a wall. Then last night, I fucking slept for about 10 hours. Now it's noon and I need a nap. What the fuck, fuck this shit. It's time to get my chemical dependency back in line. I'm getting some coffee. --Jay Leave A Comment
Back It Up 
Can you parallel park? If you have a vagina, I already know the answer. When I was in school, I must have parallel parked thousands of times. I mastered that shit. I could squeeze into a spot with just a couple inches on either end of my car. It's such a good skill to have. Most people suck donkey balls at it, so tons of awesome parking spots always get passed on because people don't know how to fucking park in them. --Adam Leave A Comment
Call The Hotline 
888-868-4690. Call that mother fucker. Leave a message. Tell us a joke. Then be included in the Week in Crazyshit! It's that simple, we want to hear from you! I'm being honest here, we really do want to hear from you! 888-868-4690 Call! --Jay Leave A Comment
Can You Imagine? 
Can you imagine if they had the internet back when you first started jerking off? I guess they did for you young bucks, but I'm talking to the older crowd here. Back in the day, I was stoked just to have a Penthouse mag and a dubbed VHS Tori Wells flick. I beat it to the same scenes over and over, and I was happy to do it. I'm not so sure that having all the access to whores at my fingertips that I have today would have been such a good thing for me during those younger years. I don't think I would have ever left the house. I'd probably have carpal tunnel now too. Well that's enough typing for now. It's time to beat it to some internet porn. --Adam Leave A Comment
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