Fuck Los Angeles 
I'll tell you what I don't feel like doing right now. Getting in my car and driving to LA. Not only is LA filled with shitty people, but it has the worst fucking traffic I've ever had to sit in. I'm hoping it won't be bad early morning after a night of drinking and whoring. But you never know with that piece of shit 405. --Adam Leave A Comment
Are You Ready?  
Are you ready for Halloween? I'm going to run down my list real fast to make sure. Candy? Check. Costumes for family members? Check. Beers? Check. Eggs to throw at punk ass kids. Check. Fireworks to shoot at punk ass kids? Check. Looks like we are good to go. I'm pretty excited about Halloween this year, my kid is 4, and he is pumped. It should be a good time, and there will be drinking as well. Besides our neighborhood gets packed with kids, so it's a good time. I only wish I had a paintball gun. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Two Different Halloweens 
Jay and I have very different ideas of what Halloween is about. For him it's all about having fun with his kid, eating candy and drinking beer. For me it's all about having fun with drunk chicks wearing really slutty costumes and drinking whiskey. As much as I like candy, I think mine sounds better. All you who agree, make sure to get some good pics to send us. --Adam Leave A Comment
Halloween Plans 
We are only days away from Halloween, and I wanted to check in to see what everyone's plans where. The initial plan is for me to take the little guy out around the neighborhood to get the candies. I envision the red wagon coming along with a little cooler and a red cup. This should work out well, and if he gets tired he can sit in the wagon while I walk around and drink. Then when we get back, let him eat as much candy as he can while we down some more beers. Finally, put him to bed and continue the drinking, and maybe throw some eggs at the punk ass kids walking by. You? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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