American Beer 
Anheuser-Busch is supposed to change their Budweiser beer to America this summer. I think it's going to be a little confusing but who gives a fuck. It would taste the same if they called it anything else. I think they should should have named it American instead though. "I drink American" rolls off the tongue better than "I drink America". Personally, I would have named it hookers in the end though so I can just say lets go slam down some hookers man. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Bringing Back The Beasties 
Every few months I will put a Beastie Boys album in the rotation of shit I like to listen to. Lately it's been Ill Communication, that I have been re-enjoying. Even my kid is getting into it. At 5 he is a huge death metal fan, and Ill Communication has a nice mix of rock, rap and chill. Which pleases everyone in the house. Make sure you listen to your favorite Beastie Boy album today! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Happy Hangover Day 
Not much you can do about a hang over by nursing it. My hangover today is pretty bad but I have just the thing to nurse it with. Found an old porno movie involving snow white and 7 midgets. This should keep me going till my hangover dies down --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Jeff Is Having Fun 
Jeff Couldn't make it today, he had a family reunion he couldn't pass up. I mean who would pass up a chance to meet up with your cousin's for anal sex and booze. Especially when you already have a few dates set with your favorite cousin and a few more? --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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GOTCHA BITCHES

08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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