Yelp Retards 
Who are these fucking people writing 5,000 word reviews of restaurants on Yelp? I just want to know how the food is. I don't give a fuck if the table you sat at was wobbly or what kind of artwork is on the bathroom walls. A 13 paragraph play by play of your whole dining experience just might be a little more than necessary. Fucking shit. --Adam Leave A Comment
Crazyshit Job Application 
I saw an email from some chick that wants to start working for Crazyshit, and she seems quite confident that she's the woman for the job. Maybe Crazyshit could use a little estrogen. I decided to give her a shot, and anyone else out there that wants the job. If you're interested, then show us what you got. Find a Crazyshit worthy picture or video or both, right a few sentences about it and send it to adamh@crazyshit.com. And try to make sure it's something fairly recent that hasn't been posted. Think of it as a job interview, and I'll think of it as free labor. Hopefully enough of you send something that I don't have to do much work for tomorrow's updates. Let's see what you fuckers are made of. --Adam Leave A Comment
Fathers Day Mother Fuckers 
Did all your kids tell you happy Father's Day yesterday? Even the couple kids you kinda think aren't your's but you are still paying child support to. Sure they look like you, but you only banged that slut a few times and then never talked to her again. That is until the court papers showed up. Now you have some explaining to do to your old lady, and pay extra for not pulling out. Happy Father's Day! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
How do they do it? 
While doing the updates today Locked Up: Abroad was on. How do these people ever do this shit and think it's a good fucking idea. I couldn't be talked into this shit for any type of money. Especially these guys smuggling coke, because those jails in South America are no fucking joke. Our prisons here are basically gladiator camps compared to most in Europe, but compared to South America's ours are merely a fun house. How much would it take for you to smuggle drugs from/through a country with a terrible prison system, or is there an amount? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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