Dying Woman On A Plane 
This stewardess on a plane had just started her career as a stewardess and was on her first flight. The pilot announced that their engines had gone out and that they would be making a crash landing so she panics and screams out for a man who can make her feel like a woman since she had never been with one. A tough tall looking guy gets up, rips off his shirt, looks her straight in the eyes and says... Iron this for me woman! --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Spring Break Laughs 
This week our son has Spring Break and to keep him busy, my girl got him into a day camp at a farm for the next two days. We were talking about it with him yesterday when he informed us that he would be slapping all the animals across the face when he gets to the farm. I am very guilty of laughing at some of the crazy shit my kid says at inappropriate times, but never my girl. She's rock solid. Not this time, she was freaking dying laughing and I was too. Just the thought of a 5 year old slapping a cow really is fucking funny. Of course he really wasn't going to slap any animals, he was just being silly, but that shit was funny. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Fuck all of this pollen 
I'm ready for this shit to move the fuck on, and I'm sure you all are too. Today I'm just going to chill and catch up on my stack of movies I haven't watched yet. Watched Hateful 8 earlier and that was a good damn movie. Had a couple of good twist and a crazyshit worthy amount of gore. I would suggest all check it out if you have the chance. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
New net finally 
So last week I was out of commission because my dsl took a shit and the company decided to dick with me for a week, but now we're all good. I was using a pathetic 10mb down/.75mb up connection but now I'm sailing with 100mb down/10mb up....and I'm paying less. I feel like I traded in a Pinto and got a Ferrari. Have a good day guys my family is in town I'm going to go visit and relax some --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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