Let's go Pats 
It's time to wrap the day up on here and the Pats game just started. It's been a decent week so far for me sports wise with Bama getting the NCAA champs on Monday. Hopefully the Pats take down the Chiefs and get another step closer to another Super Bowl. Are any of you shitters's teams making it to the play offs this year? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
I'm Out Of Booze 
I'm out of booze and its Friday. Back in December I bought a bottle of Seagrams 7 whiskey but I'm out. Not sure I want to buy the same thing again to change it up a little. Anyone have any recommendations on what to buy next? Of course I don't want to buy anything super expensive though. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Houston Mall Terrorist 
You can't feel safe in popular places anymore. A terrorist suspect named Omar Al Hardan, was arrested for allegedly discussing putting bombs in Houston's Galleria and Sharpstown malls. Thankfully nothing happened so I'm sure we don't have to worry about ilovekitty. Also it was nice hearing from truckingman again, welcome back dude! You're back just in time to enjoy a lovely set of user boobs from Caitlin. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Powerball Reaches 1.5 Billion 
I don't play the loterry much, but it's kind of tempting to buy a ticket or two. The jackpot is a hefty $1.5 billion dollars. You could get plenty of hookers and booze with that kind of money. Rumor has it our buddy from downunder has bought himself a few tickets. I hope that crazy kangaroo jockey named Ouch wins. I also expect him to treat me to a couple lap dances if he wins. I mean not from him though. Good luck you crazy bastard. In other news we have user boobs but I forgot to check my email. Stay tuned for them tomorrow! --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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