Hairstyles 
What kind of pussy hair do you guys like? Maybe a nice little landing strip? Perhaps none at all? How about a few day old stubble to rough up your face a bit? Or do you like a big thick bush? I don't mind a little hair if it's nice and groomed, but I've encountered a couple vaginas that I had to comb through just to find the hole. That shit was not appealing. But you can't let your perfectly good boner go to waste, so fuck it. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Farewell Oderus 
Last night as I was getting updates together I came across what I thought was a internet death hoax, of which I normally do not give a shit about. This time though it was of one of my favorite bands, GWAR, singer Dave Brockie. I shrugged it off as the same old bullshit, but as I got into the office I’ve found out it was all true. Rest in peace Dave. You’ve brought me and countless others hours of musical entertainment, and for the ones who’ve made it to a show you’ve shown us how crazy it can get. So whether you’ve returned to the planet of Scumdogia, or went back to rule hell I hope you still kick ass while doing it. - Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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Enough Already 
I think people really need to stop reproducing. There are way too many on the planet already. And it's always the people that shouldn't be breeding that do it the most. The earth just can't sustain so many assholes fucking it up in every possible way. Eventually its just going to shake us off like the annoying little pests we are and move on. It's just what we deserve. Have a wonderful day. --Adam Leave A Comment
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White Boy Ballin' 
I just started playing basketball recently after not picking up a ball for a few years, and that shit is still plenty of fun. I used to love playing against a bunch of young thugs who could do all kinds of fancy dribbling, but had absolutely no other fundamentals. It's a good feeling to be the only white dude on the court, schooling motherfuckers with some good old fashioned hustle and work ethic. These kids never seem to figure out that playing as a team of five guys will always beat playing five separate games of one-on-one. And no, I can't jump. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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