Start of the 3 day weekend 
So it's day 1 of the three day weekend. I wake up this morning to expel the brown hate the tacos from last night gave me, and I surf my news feed. I found a trove of people trying to invoke shame on people for Labor Day with patriotism. The ole "For all you who thinks its just about a 3 day weekend" comment attached to stock photo of dead soldiers. If these dumb shits would just shut the fuck up and realize today is no more about dead soldiers than it is about mothers giving birth then I think my shit would have gone better. It didn't ruin my day just put a brown stain on my memories...But fuck those lames what are you guys doing with your 3 day weekends? That goes for those of you with jobs seeing as it is your holiday. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
We Had a Visitor Today 
We had a little visitor at the house today. He did not survive though. A little mouse had gotten into one of the lower kitchen cabinets. I noticed some poop a few weeks ago, so I set out some sticky traps. Low and behold guess who shows up? Mickey. Now he is dead, and visiting that great hunk of cheese in the sky. Question for you all, to seal up where pipes are coming in from the craw space, should I use steel wool? I want to keep these fuckers out. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Damn You Coffee! 
As I was getting ready to come into the office today, I made myself a very tasty and large cup of coffee. Iced with almond milk. Mmm. Mmm. Mother fucker. Well, the cup was too big for the cup holder in my truck. I turned for a second to put my bag in the back seat. Blamo. Iced coffee all up in the center console. Mother Fucker x 5! I was able to get some of the coffee up, but most of it went down into the cigarette lighter. Good news is, that lighter doesn't work anymore. Bad news is, I have no idea where the coffee went. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Finally Found the Bug 
After some searching and programming, I found the bug that caused some VIP members not to be able to log into the Forums. If you are VIP and can't get into the forums. Change your password, then log out, and back in again. You should be able to get the forums now. If not, email me. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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