Always Looking 
I can't help but notice how pretty much everyone I see crossing the street just takes for granted that cars are going to stop for them. I hardly ever see anyone actually looking both ways, or even one way, before stepping off the curb. The light is green and that's all they need, whereas I'm constantly moving my head in all directions, and subconsciously analyzing all the different possible accidents that could take place and send a vehicle hurling in my direction. I even position myself on corners so I won't get crushed into a wall or pinned against a light post. I imagine many of you are the same. I guess it's possible that just by awareness, crazyshit can save lives. --Adam Leave A Comment
Vacation Day 1 
So today starts my vacation from my main job, and I can't wait to just chill for a week and not have to stress. I mean sure there are stresses I'll have at some point, but at least it won't be by the hands of some customer in a bad situation that feels I'm the white devil that put them there. This is also the first time I've been able to do the updates and not have to instantly go back into the lions den. It's pretty relaxing...now I can try to find what to do with the rest of my day other than crank down to the mammary Monday lady with weird non pin filled nipples. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
What If It Was Gone? 
Everywhere I go, I see people completely ignoring life and 100% focused on their smart phone, which I find to be an ironic name since it mostly just seems to turn people into fucking retards. I'm happy to not be one of those people, and I sometimes imagine a world without those life-wasting devices. How would you fare in that world? I'm sure you did OK 20 years ago, but what if it was taken from you right now? Would you go into shock from not being able to let all your internet friends know exactly what you're doing every hour of the day? Would you constantly be lost without some annoying GPS voice telling you every turn to make? Or would you be able to live a normal life, and go back to just using the internet on your desktop at home when you need to jack off? --Adam Leave A Comment
Who Would It Be? 
If you could kick anyone in the balls as hard as you could, who would it be? That's a tough one to answer, so I'm not even going to try to narrow down the options, but maybe you already have someone in mind. I'll tell you what, you can even use an object to hit their balls with, so what would you choose? A bat, a spiked bat, a crowbar, sock with a can of soup in it? Any ideas? --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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