Fuck Fucking Disney 
I just want to give a big fucking fuck you to Disney. It's not like you don't get enough of my money, you always need more. My girl has been working with my son to get him up to speed on reading. We believe in bribing, I mean rewarding him when he does good. Well, she got him the Disney Infinity Hulkbuster thingy. He has been begging for it for months. I think it was only like 15 bucks. Well, we have the Disney Infinity 2.0. You need fucking 3.0 to make this Hulkbuster to work. Now we have to buy a whole new fucking set, just to make this shit work. Thanks alot Disney, I really hate you. -Jay D. Leave A Comment
LED Christmas Lights 
As you may or may not know, I'm a family man. That means I get to put up a fucking ton of Christmas lights for the enjoyment of my family. The same group of folks that sit inside where it is warm, while I put up said lights outside in the cold. This year, I said fuck it, I'm no longer fucking around with the old school big bulb lights, and bought LED C9 lights. They are a bit weird, but man, I am looking forward to 10 years of never having to fucking mess with them again. Anyone else go LED? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
So I spoke too soon 
Yesterday I said I didn't get cold, Well after sundown that shit changed a little. Had to turn on the heat because it got cold as fuck in the house. I guess being under the weather made me forgetful, because I didn't even realize this is Thanksgiving week. I guess I better start fasting to make that turkey extra bad ass on Thursday. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
The first "cold" day here 
Is winter finally fucking here? Today I wake up and its 38 degrees out, which isn't that cold to me, and everyone is bundled up and shit. I'll still be here in my shorts and t shirt until I see the snow...Then I might break out a hoodie. Is anyone else getting a taste of winter or is it still warm as fuck for you guys? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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