Can You Imagine? 
Can you imagine if they had the internet back when you first started jerking off? I guess they did for you young bucks, but I'm talking to the older crowd here. Back in the day, I was stoked just to have a Penthouse mag and a dubbed VHS Tori Wells flick. I beat it to the same scenes over and over, and I was happy to do it. I'm not so sure that having all the access to whores at my fingertips that I have today would have been such a good thing for me during those younger years. I don't think I would have ever left the house. I'd probably have carpal tunnel now too. Well that's enough typing for now. It's time to beat it to some internet porn. --Adam Leave A Comment
Going Back To Iraq 
No, the title of this blog is not another lame attempt at hitting the charts by LL Cool J, but a question, are we going back to Iraq to show our military strength? Should we be in there to show those militants who's boss? Actually, should we say, those rag heads will just kill our troops like cowards using IED's and suicide bombers. Sometimes the idea of nuking that whole part of the world is really not that bad of an idea. --Jay Leave A Comment
So Fucking Colorful 
I don't know if you've been in the market for a good pair of running shoes lately, but apparently they don't make them in just plain black or grey anymore. I guess if you want some active footwear nowadays, you have to sport bright ass yellow, orange or whatever other neon colors they have. I actually really like those colors, but when they are on a girl's underwear. I don't want them on my feet. They are just giving me one more reason to hate running. --Adam Leave A Comment
Are zoo's truly evil? 
Quick Note: Sorry for the late update. Jeff didn't let me know that he couldn't do the updates, so I had to leave the lake on my BIRTHDAY to come in and get them going. --Jay...Take it away Jeff: When finding the video of the walrus servicing himself I noticed all the shit talking about how zoos are terrible and need to be closed etc. Why do people say this about all zoos? Yes there are some zoos that are very cramped and don’t provide large spans of area for the animals that need it and some are abused, but I feel they are safer on the whole. For instance they’re pretty sure the black rhino is gone from this world outside of captivity due to poaching. Are they all that safe outside with our terrible asses fucking up their habitats? Also some might say they are bored and just lay around. In the case of this walrus it looks like he’s doing more than most walrus’s do. Almost every video you see of them they are either laid out on some shore or fighting. What are you guy’s thoughts? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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