Fucking Dieting 
I think I'm going through withdrawals. A little over a week ago I gave up pizza, ice cream and burritos for the next month until after a big tournament. I've been good so far, but I'm getting a little tired of eggs, salads and wraps. I think I might need to make an exception for one burrito a week. Hopefully that's enough to keep me from curling up in the corner and shaking with cold sweats. Definitely no ice cream though, because I'll fucking demolish a quart in about 5 minutes. Nothing good ever comes after that. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Valentine's day. 
"Saint Valentine (in Latin, Valentinus) is a widely recognized third-century Roman saint commemorated on February 14 and associated since the High Middle Ages with a tradition of courtly love. Nothing is reliably known of St. Valentine except his name and the fact that he died on February 14 on Via Flaminia in the north of Rome." Fuck Saint Valentine! That Valentine's bullshit should have died with him! Today should be all about Saint Nick! "Saint Nicholas, commonly associated with Santa Claus, is said to have aided the poor father of three marriageable girls who could not afford their dowries. To save them from a life of prostitution, he dropped three sacks of gold down their father's chimney late one night. Thus, he is known as the patron saint of prostitutes." More of a fitting guy for the day, wouldn't you say? I mean today is all about buying shit for women, right? Or letting them have their way, or what-the-fuck-ever. I'm not a woman-hater in any way, shape or form, I just hate that the meaning of every holiday, here in The States, has been sucked out by commercialization. That's why I be like "FUCK HOLIDAYS!" and other notable days such as this one. Love always and eat a fat dick! --Henry M. Leave A Comment
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Been a Long Time 
I took a look today to figure out how long I've been working with Jay, and it's been about 4 years. That's a long time considering I was only doing it to have a little cash until I found another job where I could actually put my degree to use. I guess it was pretty easy to get comfortable in a position where watching porn is one of the requirements. It's also nice that I only work just enough to live fairly comfortable, and I do it on my own schedule. At this point I can't even imagine having a real job again. I spent a few years in a corporate cubicle, and regardless of the nice fat paycheck they gave me, I was fucking miserable. Plus, random girls didn't send me pictures of their tits and ass at that job. What a jip. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Love Me Some Olives 
I fucking love olives. I never really ate them until a few years ago when a friend made some Greek style pizza with kalamata olives and I was fucking hooked. Shortly after that, I started dating this half Cuban, half Puerto Rican chick who would cook for me and use Spanish olives. That shit was delicious too. But not as delicious as her big, round, firm and supple all-natural 19 year-old double D titties. My God, her boobs were fucking amazing! The chick couldn't suck a dick to save her life, but with tits like hers I was willing to look past that for a few months. She had the tightest little pussy I've ever encountered too. It took some work just to get a finger in that thing, but I digress. Yesterday at Costco I picked up a 2 pound jar of kalamatas. I'm gonna cut up some mozzarella and tomatoes and get fucking nuts. --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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