Shoot Em' Up 
Well look at that shit, we've got two videos today of people getting gunned down by the police. I don't think any of them were really great contributors to society or anything, so I'm sure there's no big loss from it. But this should serve as a good reminder to us all to not ever call the police. Either they show up too late after some shit already happened, or they show up and shoot or taze you or a family member. So if you don't want somebody getting shot, handle your own business. That's all. --Adam Leave A Comment
Fucking friday! 
It's that time of the week for, well, my week to begin. Fucking bullshit! I need to get a 9 to 5 during the week. Preferably in a brothel or other high-class establishment with lots of hoes around. I love watching people interact with hoes. Especially at the strip-clubs. I love watching the socially inept stumble through social interactions. Maybe a few less video-games while you were growing up might've helped? Whatever, shit humors me so don't stop doing what you're doing. Don't you dare try and better yourself! PS4 and Xbox One are coming out soon and the new Call of Duty and Battlefield are already out. So, stop whatever you're doing, that's worthwhile and productive, and go back to your dungeon and waste a few more precious years of your life, to provide me with socially awkward entertainment. Love always, --Henry M. P.S. What the fucks up with the titties? Write CS on em and send them here! BITCHES! Leave A Comment
Changing Weather 
My new house is really deceiving in terms of weather. I'm in a very hilly neighborhood and my place doesn't get much direct sunlight. The mornings are pretty chilli when I wake up, so I throw on some jeans and a sweatshirt to leave the house, and after a few steps outside I get hot. Then I come back in to ditch the sweatshirt and put on some shorts. But I keep the sweatshirt in my backpack cause it always cools off at night. It's such a nice change from shitty Florida where there are only two temperatures. Hot and hot as fuck. --Adam Leave A Comment
My Ear Is Leaking 
I got myself a little ear infection and the pressure in that fucker yesterday was pretty intense. Thankfully though, while I was lying in bed, I could feel and hear the pressure being released, and then I could feel fluid draining out of my ear. What a great feeling it was. I didn't even care if I was staining my pillow case with ear juice. It felt so good, I never wanted it to stop. Then it happened again a couple more times throughout the night. I think it should be all done by now, but if I get one more little drainage session, I won't complain. --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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