Fuck Crossfit 
Fuck Crossfit. More specifically, fuck the people that do Crossfit. Don't get me wrong, the workouts are good, but for some reason the people that do them just never shut the fuck about it. It's not new and it's not innovative. It's just the latest fitness fad. All that happened was some guy took something that's been around for decades, called strength and conditioning, changed the name and found a bunch of annoying motherfuckers to make a cult of it. Most of these assholes are so concerned about seeing their best time on the board that they do the whole workout half ass anyway. But thanks to them and their trendy diet they constantly preach about, I now know that my toothpaste is gluten free. Wow, I'm real fucking grateful for that. Yeah, sit there and tell me how terrible the bread on my sandwich is while you chug your beers. Why can't these fuckers just do their workout, feel good, and shut the fuck up? --Adam Leave A Comment
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Happy fucking friday! 
Friday, my favorite and most hated day of the week. It's the end of construction and the beginning of security. Security is so fucking boring. I'd rather beat-off with a cheese-grater, sometimes. Actually, most times. Fuck! Anyhow, how's the world treating y'all? I'm starting to think that living in the woods wouldn't be such a bad idea. I'm constantly surrounded by herds of idiots. How is it where y'all live? Better, worse? I know here in Florida it's like 90% idiots! Mainly due to the fact that half of fucking New Jersey and New York live down here. Fucking clogging everything up with their shit! If you love NY/NJ/Northeast take 95 North! Fuck you all! Love --Henry M. Leave A Comment
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Calling All Freaks 
What's up, freaks! How the fuck are you? You guys haven't been filling my inbox with weird, disgusting, freaky shit too much lately. I miss you freaks. You weird me out with your pictures of yourselves wrapped up in latex, shoving things in your ass, or just standing with pride while showing off your miniscule dick, but it always provides some form of entertainment. So come on freaks from all over the world, drop me an email to show me just what kind of a freak you are. Thanks. --Adam Leave A Comment
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They All Look Alike 
My gym is located in a highly Asian part of town and it's right between a Korean restaurant and a Korean tailor. I took my gi in to the tailor to get some patches sewn on, and when I went to pick it up, there's a note on the counter to come find the guy in the Korean restaurant. So I go over there, open the door, and look inside to see a few different guys that it might be. I couldn't remember which one he was because, well, they all look alike. After standing there for about 10 seconds, I just said fuck it and walked out. Fortunately he was in his shop after training. I think I could pick him out of a lineup now, but probably not. --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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