Attention Bayrat 
I hate to use the homepage blog for this, but hey Bayrat, check your email. I have updated your account, and sent you all the info to reset your password. You are calling the hotline (888-868-4690) for help, but we don't answer that phone. You might have to check your spam folder as well. For everyone else, have a great fucking Labor Day weekend bitches! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Love Is In The Air 
I must say, I'm surprisingly touched by all the love shown for our boy Rockinron and his family. It's pretty crazy to me how all these people who never even met the guy can care so much. I guess that says there's something to our little community here that's more than just a bunch of perverts and freaks wasting time. Eh, maybe not. But anyway, cheer up fuckers. Don't get all depressed and shit. Celebrate the good times and make some fucking jokes about it. I'm sure he's looking up here down from hell and calling you guys a bunch of crybaby pussies. Have a beer in his honor and find us some user tits to send in. That's what he would want. --Adam Leave A Comment
RIP Rockinron 
It's a sad day in Crazyshit, and it pains me to tell you guys that our beloved Rockinron is no longer with us. He told me last week that he was going in for surgery for a perforated colon, and he'd be MIA a few days. I wasn't sure if he was just fucking with me or not, but I haven't heard from him since and he is not one to take a vacation from Crazyshit. This morning I got the message from his wife, who was very broken up about it. (Yes, she actually exists.) He got an infection after the surgery and sepsis took over. He already had a stack of medical problems, and his body just couldn't take it. He passed last night. But he didn't go without thinking of us. His wife told me how he wanted to let Jay, myself and even you fuckers know how much he loved this place. It was his little escape from reality and actually kept him sane. He's one of the few members that has been here since before I started and has remained active this whole time, aside from the couple times he was banned, but even that didn't deter him from loving this shithole. Love him or hate him, I think we'll all miss him for one reason or another. RIP Rockinron, you sick bastard. Instead of 72 virgins, I hope you get 72 filthy whores to satisfy all your afterlife needs. Thanks for the memories, motherfucker. --Adam Leave A Comment
Poop Bucket Challenge 
People, we need to make a change. Change the fucking Ice Bucket Challenge to the Poop Bucket Challenge. It will only take a few of you to do it, and send it in, and I think we will have a society changing viral video. Wadda say? We might need some farmers, or people from the midwest to do it first to really catch on. Then it's Poop Bucket Challenge in New York City and Los Angles. Imagine when Megan Fox takes a huge bucket of horse shit to face. That is worth it, don't you think? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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GOTCHA BITCHES

08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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