Those 4 Special Words 
I'll tell you what the best four words a lady friend can say to you are. "I got my period." Especially after you've been waiting a few days to hear them. The new found sense of freedom they bring is almost worth all the stress and anxiety that come prior. Nothing will crush all your hopes and dreams in a heartbeat like a baby. So here's to one more month of not being a daddy! --Adam Leave A Comment
Where Did They Go? 
Whatever happened to hot flight attendants? And why am I calling them flight attendants instead of stewardesses? I feel like they used to exist in abundance, but maybe I'm just imagining that because of movies. I know when I've flown to Brazil I couldn't stop thinking about just sniffing any one of their pussies, but every other flight I've been on it's usually some old, haggard lady pushing a cart down the aisle, or some little fruitcake walking on his tippy toes. If they're going to fuck us with the TSA and all the other bullshit, at least give some fucking hot chicks to look at. It's the right thing to do. --Adam Leave A Comment
Life Is Good 
I love when I'm driving in the morning or evening, when everyone else is either rushing to work or from work, and I'm just taking my time because I don't have this kind of bullshit job to put such hassle in my life. I see the stress on their faces and it makes me even happier about my career choices thus far. I used to be one of those people. I was actually an engineer before I started working with Jay, and doing my own thing as well. I made some good fucking money too. Way more than I do now. But holy shit, I was fucking miserable. I hated my job and my worst fear was ending up like the people I worked with. But now I have so much freedom and happiness. If I want to go to the beach on a Tuesday afternoon, then I do it. No checking with the boss or telling the front desk lady to forward my calls. Life ain't meant to be worked away at some shit job just so you can pay off all the debt you've accumulated buying shit you don't need. Fuck all that noise! --Adam Leave A Comment
Waking up late 
Iím sure Iím not alone on this one. Have you guys ever had a morning schedule you thought was condensed to the quickest time you could possibly accomplish it, then you wake up 20 minutes late? Itís amazing how fucking fast you get that schedule done and then also have time to spare. This is what happened to me thus far today, and the phones are down as I type this one up at work so that was a relief to chill out before the storm of calls happens. I've typed too soonÖIt has begun --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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