Fuck Taxes! 
Fuck taxes! Do I really need to say anything more than that? How bad did you get fucked this year? Isn't it great how this country was founded because the people were sick of paying bullshit taxes and revolted, but now we all just bend over and take it right up the fucking asshole with no lube. I'm real glad my money can go be used to bomb some people so the oil companies can make more money, pay for some lazy jobless degenerate to go on a Wal-Mart shopping spree, or for the cocksuckers in DC to enjoy a million dollar lunch buffet. Fuck you, Uncle Sam, you dirty shitbag. You ain't my fucking uncle. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Spring, I thought it was here 
Mother nature being the second most bipolar bitch I know decided to hit us with a curveball again. For me though I would prefer this temperature. Iím only pissed because its not cold the slightest, and the chicks in the front office are going to be screaming about how cold it is and make the building a sauna. Nothing like listening to customers freak out when you feel like you should be surrounded by mostly naked Russians, and getting beat with leaves and branches. --Big Jeff
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It Was A Good Day 
I was chilling at the park on the bay yesterday, when I saw something great happen. An Asian guy in his 40's was riding his bike on the path, and a little kid not paying any attention steered his bike right into the Asian guy's wheel. His bike toppled over and he got stuck in the frame. The kid just got up and rode off like nothing happened. Then another older guy came over to help get the Asian guy out and to bitch at the kid. It was pretty amusing. Then about 10 minutes later, two young ladies in little yoga shorts decided to come stretch out right in front of me. I especially enjoyed their downward dog pose. I gotta say it was a good day. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Checkpoint This, Bitches 
I was driving home last night, and unexpectedly had to go through a DUI checkpoint. I wasn't drinking, so I wasn't worried, but it still pisses me off. It's just a blatant police state move for them to let us know that we really have no rights. You sure as fuck aren't innocent until proven guilty in this country. It's the other way around. I guess it's a nice little preview for when Martial Law is declared and the storm troopers are on every street, keeping all us slaves in line. Have a wonderful weekend. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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