Thun, thun, thun? 
What the fuck? Have you guys heard that absolute piece-of-shit of a song called "Don't drop that thun, thun, thun." Worst fucking thing since Lil Wayne. Absolute fucking garbage! Some California hip-hop bullshit done by some fucking Somali and a fat tub-of-shit rapping about giving girls pills and shit. Oh yeah, they can spell too, well at least the word "freak." Music has gone to absolute shit. Metal has become all gay with these hipster looking fags, hip-hop is just fucking retarded and country has sold out. What's your take on this musical menagerie? Music is shit these days! Every little worthless fuck with a computer thinks they're a musician. A musician plays an instrument not a computer. Hatefully yours, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Cunt Struck 
What's up with guys meeting some chick and then all of the sudden becoming totally pussified? Cunt struck is what my friend's dad calls it. I understand wanting to spend time with your lady and shit, but when you blow off all your friends just cause you're getting some regular pussy for the time being, well, that shit just ain't right. And you know the chick is going to get sick of his ass real soon too. Then he'll come moping to all his friends he hasn't given a shit about since he started getting some trim, whining like a little bitch. He better be buying all the beers when that shit goes down. --Adam Leave A Comment
Stinking It Up 
After a nice coffee and a big ass breakfast on the beach, I ripped a fart that I'm pretty sure stunk up the whole block. My friends that were walking a few feet in front of me smelled it, and I don't even know how that's possible. Then I blew up the toilet with a double flusher and killed the whole apartment. It's all them fruits and veggies getting pushed out and I have to say I feel much better now. --Adam Leave A Comment
Chilling In San Diego 
Something I already knew but needed a refresher on is this: San Diego is fucking awesome! I still have plenty to do to get all situated here, but pretty much my days consist of cruising up and down the beach on a bike, training, hanging out and shooting the shit with people I just met, training some more, chilling, eating, and filling in the gaps with work. I even get to wear sweatshirts here, which is something I've done just a few times in nine years in Florida. I still can't figure out why the fuck I stayed there so long. Florida sucks donkey balls. Just like your mom. --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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