Could It Be Any Fucking Louder? 
Right about now, there's nothing I'd like more than to find the guys who invented the weed whacker and the leaf blower, and stomp their fucking nuts until they puke blood. Then I'd like to lock them in a small room, and have a couple Mexicans right outside the window putting their inventions to use, nonstop for a few days straight. And every once in a while, I want the Mexicans to shut them down for about 20 to 40 seconds, just enough so the assholes in the room think their nightmare might be over. But then Jorge and Carlos will fire those piece of shit machines back up and continue with the fucking noise. Is it really that fucking hard to come up with some kind of muffler for those God damn fucking contraptions? And is 8 AM on a Saturday really the best fucking time for lawn maintenance? Jesus Fucking Christ! --Adam Leave A Comment
Trying to Stay Positive 
In the wake of even more dead from these asshats in France, I have to feel a bit let down. Our idea of having whites, blacks and browns uniting for a common goal of eliminating all Muslim Extremists needs to be put in action. We need to round up the gang-bangers from Cali, the White Supremacists from the Idaho, and the blacks from Chicago. Give them a few weeks training, and some airplane tickets. They all get targets to execute on site, with ticker tape parades when they get back. Not only that, but they can keep all the bank accounts and funneled money when they kill their targets. Who can we talk to about getting this plan in action? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Juiced Up 
What are your thoughts on professional athletes using steroids? Oh, I'm sorry, I mean performance enhancing drugs. Personally, I'm sick of hearing all the bitching about it. Professional sports make billions of dollars, so give us the most bang for our buck, and let them juice their fucking brains out if they want. I don't care if they're plunging a needle or snorting a line on the bench during every timeout. I want to see some action. --Adam Leave A Comment
Fighting back? 
After the news of the 12 people murdered in France by Muslim Extremists all because they poked fun at some idol in a cartoon I thought to myself, why can't we fight back? When I say we, I mean, us non-extremist people of the world that are sick and tired of other groups pushing their agendas down our throats. What if we could get black gang-bangers and white supremacists to join forces to hunt down and kill all these Extremists? Maybe they could put their differences aside for a few years to make the world a better place? They could focus their hate, and then when it's all over, go back to hating one another again. It's a thought that might need some refinement. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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