End of the World Pussy 
All these shows and movies about the apocalypse and end times has really got me wanting some end of the world pussy. That would be pretty awesome to be one of the few alpha males left, and have yourself a flock of bitches that are depending on your manly skills and strength to keep them alive. They'll definitely go out of their way to satisfy you if their survival depends on it. And since every fuck might be your last, that adds some extra excitement to it. It just gives me one more reason to be excited about the end of civilization, other than knowing that Mother Nature's failed experiment called humanity is finally over. --Adam Leave A Comment
Drug advice 
I am putting this out there, since we have such a huge fan base that someone might know. After we put the boy down to sleep around 8, I have about 3 hours that I could be getting some work done on crazyshit a few nights a week. Most nights I power through it, but sometimes I'm just beat and don't feel like doing shit but chilaxing or going to sleep. My question is, is there a prescription drug out there that could help me focus for those three hours and I can still go to sleep afterwards. I want to know what you amateur pharmacists think. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Student of the Year 
I have a new hero. It's this 16 year old kid that fucked two of his teachers at the same time. And they're pretty fucking hot. If they look good in their mugshots, imagine when they're all dressed up and wanting to impress a teenager. But you know what, I take it back about him being my hero, because he's a dumbass who bragged about it, which got them arrested. You keep your fucking mouth shut and you keep on fucking them. The fucking idiot and his big mouth had to ruin a great thing. --Adam Leave A Comment
Who Wants AIDS? 
The question is, who wants AIDS? In this day and age of Ebola in the US and other random viruses that cause paralysis and other weird shit, AIDS is looking like a pretty solid alternative. First off, if you have AIDS, then you can make lemonAIDS. Then at least you know you have AIDS, not no bird flu. You might be able to start dating someone else that has AIDS, and hell, they basically cured Magic Johnson. You should be good in a few weeks. Ya AIDS! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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