Muck Fundays 
Whatís up fuckers itís Big Jeff and itís Monday, and as youíre probably reading this I am dealing with tons of whiny people on the phones at my other job. Thank god for all gun scares and the economy for making ammo either too expensive, or unavailable...Itís saving a few lives. All kidding aside what do all you guys do for a living? I serve you guys up a dose of CS as well as work at a Auto warranty company. Over the years Iíve got to learn about a few of you guys, but the majority are nothing but screen names to me. so let me know what you do, and Iíll pretend to give a shit -Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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Weird Popups? 
Morbuis669 wrote me yesterday that there was some weird popup ads showing on crazyshit. I wanted to let everyone know that the popunder ad we usually have is actually turned off. If you are getting any kind of popup ad on crazyshit, please take a screen shot and email me, jay@crazyshit.com. That should not be happening. Period. Another service announcement is if you have been banned recently, you are more than likely unbanned. Ta-dah! --Jay Leave A Comment
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Fucking Dieting 
I think I'm going through withdrawals. A little over a week ago I gave up pizza, ice cream and burritos for the next month until after a big tournament. I've been good so far, but I'm getting a little tired of eggs, salads and wraps. I think I might need to make an exception for one burrito a week. Hopefully that's enough to keep me from curling up in the corner and shaking with cold sweats. Definitely no ice cream though, because I'll fucking demolish a quart in about 5 minutes. Nothing good ever comes after that. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Valentine's day. 
"Saint Valentine (in Latin, Valentinus) is a widely recognized third-century Roman saint commemorated on February 14 and associated since the High Middle Ages with a tradition of courtly love. Nothing is reliably known of St. Valentine except his name and the fact that he died on February 14 on Via Flaminia in the north of Rome." Fuck Saint Valentine! That Valentine's bullshit should have died with him! Today should be all about Saint Nick! "Saint Nicholas, commonly associated with Santa Claus, is said to have aided the poor father of three marriageable girls who could not afford their dowries. To save them from a life of prostitution, he dropped three sacks of gold down their father's chimney late one night. Thus, he is known as the patron saint of prostitutes." More of a fitting guy for the day, wouldn't you say? I mean today is all about buying shit for women, right? Or letting them have their way, or what-the-fuck-ever. I'm not a woman-hater in any way, shape or form, I just hate that the meaning of every holiday, here in The States, has been sucked out by commercialization. That's why I be like "FUCK HOLIDAYS!" and other notable days such as this one. Love always and eat a fat dick! --Henry M. Leave A Comment
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