Checkpoint This, Bitches 
I was driving home last night, and unexpectedly had to go through a DUI checkpoint. I wasn't drinking, so I wasn't worried, but it still pisses me off. It's just a blatant police state move for them to let us know that we really have no rights. You sure as fuck aren't innocent until proven guilty in this country. It's the other way around. I guess it's a nice little preview for when Martial Law is declared and the storm troopers are on every street, keeping all us slaves in line. Have a wonderful weekend. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Anyone Use Google Plus? 
Does anyone out there use Google Plus? We started to give more attention to our Plus Page lately and added a like us button on the side of the site, but I have no idea if anyone even uses that shit. I guess it's kinda good for...fuck, I have no clue. But if you do use it, and want to like our page, we will post some shit directly to you on the regular. Maybe share it with your friends too! Now I'm going to drag my nuts across the keyboard some more to make awesome things for you. --Jay Leave A Comment
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Death To Smart Cars 
I heard about a group of people out in San Francisco that have been flipping over smart cars, which I think is amazingly funny. It's kinda like the movie Cars where Mater scares the tractors and they flip over, but instead it's these little fucking electric cars. Now I don't have anything against you if you do have a smart car, except for hating the fact that you think you are better than everyone else because you have a smart car. I wish we had some video of people doing it, so I could get a good laugh out of it. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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A Good Massage 
One of the best things I ever did for myself was learn how to give a good massage. It's the perfect transition from hanging out on the couch to slipping your penis inside her for the first time. It typically starts with her hand or her neck. Then of course to work her back you need more room than the couch offers. I guess she'll just have to lay down on the bed. Obviously you can't give a back massage with her shirt on, so off it goes. When working down to her legs, it only makes sense to stop and spend some time on her ass too. Next thing you know, her legs are wrapped around you and her eyes are in the back of her head. It's like Colt 45, it works every time. Or you could just drop your pants and say, "Time to fuck!" --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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