Winter Bike Ride 
Jay told me this morning that he went for a bike ride today in 32 degrees wearing shorts. He wants to work off some of that winter weight and I guess that's his way of doing it. I can see it now. Him breathing all heavy with vapors pouring out on every exhalation as his pale white legs struggle to pedal faster. Even at freezing temperatures I know he's sweating all over the place. He probably has frozen sweatsicles hanging from the fuzz on his chubby chin. Huffing and puffing while he curses himself for devouring that burrito and six pack before bed last night. What a sight to see. Take the GoPro with you next time, big guy. Sounds like a great Week in Crazyshit video to me. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Fuck This Dude 
Not sure you heard about the news of a retired cop that shot and killed a man in a Tampa Movie theater. I hope this asshole rots in jail, and dies painfully. Fuck you dude. You are a fucking pussy, and I'm sure your whole police career you were a pussy. Face it, if someone throws popcorn, yes popcorn in your face, and your response it to shoot them, you are a pussy. I bet this guy has been wanting to use the Stand Your Ground law in Florida since it was enacted as an excuse to murder someone. Instead of wiping some criminal off the street when protecting himself, he just murders a guy that was texting his daughter in a movie theater. Nice one, now you just wrecked a whole fucking family, because you are a pussy. I am actually glad I left the state of Florida, to get away from assholes like that guy. --Jay Leave A Comment
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Wearing a Wire 
We have phones that can do everything but wipe your ass and missiles controlled by dudes with video game controllers thousands of miles away, but whenever I watch a TV show or movie where some criminal is working with the feds, he still has wire taped to him with a transmitter the size of a fucking walkman. What's up with that shit, Hollywood? I know you guys haven't had an original idea in the past 25 years, but how about at least updating the technology in your same old bullshit? Just something to think about. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Final Words On That Matter 
Fucking shit, I hope you're as sick of this bullshit as I am. Let's get something straight. When I post stuff, I'm not posting it in hopes that you'll leave some comment that is worthy of me banning you. I'm not setting ban traps. I don't give a fuck about that. Sure, I enjoy banning people because it means that's one less fucktard ruining the experience of visitors on our website, but I honestly wish I didn't have to do that. Let me make something else clear. I have never posted a comment on this site under any account other than my own. Maybe for you it's a lot of fun to go back and forth talking dumb shit to each other in the comments, but for me it's just a pain in the fucking balls because it's my job to keep things nice and tidy so when someone new comes to the site, they're not turned off by a bunch of fucking morons leaving stupid ass comments and decide they are not interested in coming back. It's as simple as that. We have 100,000 people come to the site a day, and out of that maybe 50 leave comments. Do you understand how small of a percentage that is? Do you know why they don't bother to leave comments? If you don't, then you are part of the problem. Whobe earned himself a little vacation today because all he wanted to do was stir shit up. Keep your comments related to the post. That's pretty easy, right? For most people it is, but there are always those trolls that just can't help themselves, and they're getting banned. If you have something to say about this topic, go ahead and leave a comment on the blog post, but if you insist on bringing the subject up in the peanut gallery, you're joining whobe. Let it go. Move on. Get the fuck over it. Have a wonderful day. --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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