Enough Of This Whore Already 
It would be pretty sweet if I could search for crazyshit content without having to see Kim Kardashian's bitch ass all over the fucking internet. I just can't fathom how anyone pays any attention at all to this dumb whore. What the fuck is she even famous for? Spreading her legs for any brother with a microphone? Who fucking cares? I'm ashamed of humanity for giving any fucks at all about this stupid slut. Her and her retarded ass implants aren't breaking the internet, so please fuck off. That is all. Thank you. --Adam Leave A Comment
Not A Good Look 
Here are some words that I'm pretty confident have never been spoken by a woman. "That guy's fedora is getting my pussy so wet." Or, "Put on your fedora and fuck me." Or really anything that has to do with wanting to be fucked by a guy in a fedora. However, I'm sure plenty of gay dudes would love to be fucked by a guy wearing a fedora. On second thought, probably not. So if you have one, you should probably throw that fucking thing right in the garbage. Just a thought. --Adam Leave A Comment
Thank You Veterans 
All of us here at crazyshit.com would like to say Thank you to all the military men and women that have served for our great country. You all are the fucking very best! And we owe everything to you. I say since it's Veteran's Day go out there and have lunch on us, the American people. You don't even have to pay, we will pick up the check. Actually we won't but you can do thing call Dine and Dash for Veterans. That should work just fine. Then when the cops come to get you, just tell them to fuck off, you are a Veteran and today is Veteran's Day. Presto free lunch. Thanks again for your past, present and future service! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Thank god it warmed up 
While driving the other day I decided to get a drink before I went home. While leaving I decided to roll up my window only to hear a disturbing *snap*. So now I have a permanent down window until the part comes in and it needs to hurry the fuck up because I don't think this warm weather is going to be here for much longer. The part is supposedly going to be here tomorrow. Do you think I'll have time? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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