Vacation Time 
Anyone out there getting some solid vacation time coming up? It is summer time you know, time get your cut off jeans on, and get out by the pool. You know the kind of jeans I'm talking about. The ones where your front pockets are longer than the cut offs, and maybe the tip of your dick hangs out a bit. Ladies love that shit. I need to get myself to a pool asap. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Morning 
I think I'm a morning person now. It's not something I necessarily wanted, but I've just been happening to wake up every day around 7 for the last few weeks. It's cool when I head out for an early morning surf session, but sometimes I just want to fucking go back to sleep and it doesn't work. Maybe I'm maturing or something. Fuck. --Adam Leave A Comment
What's the weirdest 
The majority of shopping I do is on Amazon. Recently a friend gave me a gift card for my birthday, and I went a little crazy. I got some bike stuff, and new shoes. But that got me to thinking, what is the weirdest thing you have bought off Amazon? I've bought some weird Asian hot sauce once, and a king size mattress. That's about as weird as it got. How about you? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
4th of July Wins 
I have to say I am impressed with America! This 4th of July has paid death off in spades. I heard of a guy getting killed instantly in Maine when he put a mortar on his head and light the fuse. Some people in Connecticut blew off fingers trying to hold fireworks. Kentucky 5 people died when they ran into a bridge. Some guy was stabbed in San Diego family house party. All in all, I would say a solid day's work for the Grim Reaper. Bravo! How about in your neck of the woods? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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