Farewell Rockinron 
In case you guys haven't heard, Rockinron has found God and is walking away from Crazyshit. Yep, you read that right. Not too long after faking his death, he had an actual near death experience and decided that he shouldn't piss the rest of his life away on the computer all day, every day. Now he's walking in the light, and when there is only one set of footprints in the sand, that's cause JC is carrying his fat ass. Well, good for him I guess, but don't you fuckers go getting any ideas and start thinking it's time for you to walk the righteous path too. Not when there's all this porn to jack off to. --Adam Leave A Comment
Blood From A Turnip 
Fuck I hate tax season! It doesn't make fucking sense to me. I have two fucking jobs, single, no kids. I am the least costing citizen to the government, yet they still want to fuck me when it comes to taxes. They don't even offer me dinner, and a movie before they do it either. I know I'm not the only one but it's just discouraging seeing low lifers, or people with plenty of money prosper while you bother as little as you can, and get shit on. Am I alone on this? What do you think about the man during tax season? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Ice Cream Man 
I wonder why we never hear about ice cream truck drivers snapping and killing a bunch of kids, or going on some crazy rampage in the ice cream truck, cause if I had to listen to the fucking music they play over and over, I would lose my shit real quick. I don't know how they do it. They could at least get a mix tape with all those shitty songs and change it up a bit. I guess I wasn't meant to be an ice cream man. In site news, now you can click the left or right arrow on your keyboard while looking at pictures and videos to go the previous or next page. Boyah! --Adam Leave A Comment
Enjoy Life 
I don't know what the weather is like by you, but it looks pretty fucking nice out here today, and I'm going to take advantage of it. You should too. Get outside and enjoy life for a bit. You deserve it. But don't stay out too long. Make sure you get back on that computer or mobile device and spend at least 12 hours a day on crazyshit.com. 13 out of 10 doctors recommend it for optimal health. --Adam Leave A Comment
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GOTCHA BITCHES

08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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