A Broken Porn Star 
Did you hear about Christy Mack getting her ass beat by War Machine? Who would have thought that a relationship between an MMA fighter with anger management issues and a porn star whose ass has been fucked more times than her pussy wouldn't end happily ever after? That's mind blowing. Anyway, she's lied up in a hospital bed with 18 broken bones in her face, missing teeth and a ruptured liver. He's on the run. He shouldn't be too hard to find with her name tattooed in giant letters across his throat. That was also a great decision he made. What a fucking worthless scumbag and moron. --Adam Leave A Comment
Good Mourning Vietnam! 
Too soon? Nah, he was a comedian, I think he would love a few good jokes about his death. One question for you all though, when you heard he died by asphyxiation, did you think he died trying to jerk off like the guy from INXS? Anyways, I always enjoyed Robin’s characters and thought he was a very entertaining guy. Here’s a couple jokes to honor him. If in 2040 Robin Williams suddenly reappears again, we know he was just trapped in a board game the whole time. Mork and Mindy star Robin Williams has committed suicide by way of asphyxiation….Nanoose, nanoose? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Hurting your cause 
As I'm sure all of you have seen the news about the Missouri kid that was gunned down by the cops. Whether he was innocent or not now there will be a sense of injustice that will cloud the court case because people decided to riot and rob stores in “protest”. I mean I understand words and signs do little to actually change a cause in today's America, but living up to stereotypes and causing havoc is no way to go either. Now the judgement is going to be swayed and will most likely be thrown out over time. Good job protesters, hope your free shit brings justice to the world. -- Big Jeff Leave A Comment
A Beautiful Day 
It's a beautiful fucking day so now that I'm done with updates, I'm going for a nice bike ride, bitches. I'm gonna cruise down to the beach, say what's up to my favorite barista, check out some little college girl asses in tiny bikinis and snack on some delicious fish tacos. Life is good. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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