Fuck Taylor Swift 
You may or may not know that Taylor Swift pulled all her albums from Spotify this week, which got me pissed off. Fuck that bitch. I was just about to listen to one of her songs, when she pulled this shit on me. And not for nothing, she looks like a bitch too. Always pissed off like she just got fucked and some dude wiped his dick on her drapes. I guess I'll go back to listening to Katy Perry. She looks like she's down for whatevah. --Jay D. Leave A Comment

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Carpet Cleaner 
It's carpet cleaning day, and no that doesn't mean I'm shaving your mom's big hairy bush. It means I have to move all the shit out of my room into the living room. Fortunately, I'm a minimalist, so it shouldn't take that long. But carpet sucks. Hardwood floors is where it's at. They're better for allergies and make clean up a lot easier when you pass out in the hallway and piss yourself. --Adam Leave A Comment
And the search begins 
So I was alerted last night that my roommate is moving out soon. So now I have to begin the search for a new roommate, or buckle down and get ready for the poor life(poorer life). When I sat and thought about it for awhile I realized how hard this is going to be because the level of shit I can deal with has dramatically lessened. When I was 21 I just needed a roommate that didn't mind parties, and can pay rent... Well I guess not much has changed now that I type it out. I'll just play it by ear and see how it goes. On a different note how are you guys liking Mammary Mondays? Should I make Monday dedicated to boobs, or keep your current mixture of gore and goofy shit? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Good Role Models 
Me and buddy where drinking some beers and talking about role models last night. He said that Bill Cosby was accused of screwing around for years with all these different chicks. I was like, dam, even the Cos is getting it, which brought me to this point. Maybe our view of role models is fucked up. The general population looks up to actors and sports figures as role models, and is usually let down. Then I thought about who would be good role models, and I used Fat Mike of NOFX as an example. The dude has said he never once cheated on this wife throughout his career, while doing drugs and drinking like a champ. Likes to voice his opinions on social injustices etc. I'm a little to old for role models, but we can steer our kids in the right direction. --Jay D. Leave A Comment

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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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