Sexy Science 
I was watching a documentary about physics this morning and I got to thinking about doing a little science of my own. A new version of the double slit experiment. There is a hot milf on the next street with an 18 year old daughter who is just as hot with bigger tits. Maybe i can do some sciencing on both those slits. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Crikey Mate 
So its 8am central time and I decided to get drunk and watch porn all night but instead. Ouch skypes me cuz he's bored. I'm like fuck this Aussie wanker is going to ruin my day off and talk about gay shit I'm like dude I wonder about sbohica too he he don't like of the sluts I post. Sbohica wouldn't even like treehouse21 big ass titties much less vaticanvomits hot ass. I'm stressing because I just want to drink beer and listen to mariachi music like a beaner after work. Next thing you know I'm watching an Australian get a blowjob from a friendly neighbor while his wife offers him a beer and food fucking Ouch is a pimp. Anyway its 8am I'm done with work but I can't post them till Jay D. works on the ads that keep the site going his rules. They're ready and sent him an email that their ready to activate and that I would get stupid drunk and probably wouldn't be available for work. --Dave G Leave A Comment
Mamma Dukes Problems 
I often avoid talking about personal shit here on CS, but what the hell, why not. My Mom isn't doing so hot. Years of diabetes unchecked has left her with End Stage Renal Disease. I'm sure some of you think what the hell does this guy do with his time. At least one or two days a week is me taking my Mom to various Drs. Added bonus for me, she is a real asshole to everyone while we are out, including me. I also have to manage her affairs, pay bills etc. In the last few years, her memory has started to go, so she can barely take care of herself. Luckily, she can still eat, and go to the bathroom by herself. Well, to make a long story short, she is flying into Austin tomorrow, and we are going directly to a hospital. She has gangrene on her toe that has spread up her foot. They are going to amputate her foot because she has no blood flow to help heal her toes. I am not expecting any of this to go well, but I have hope. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Pet Owners & Sex 
While doing updates today I watched a porn clip of a girl getting banged by her neighbor but her german shepherd kept trying to attack him every time she moaned. Who in their right mind fucks with their pets in the room. You're liable to get bitten or worse a surprise ass licking. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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GOTCHA BITCHES

08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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