Started Exercising 
Winter is over. It's official. My shoulder has healed up that means it's time to get out and start exercising. I'm fat, weighing in at 215. No more late night cookies, that's for sure. A couple days ago I did some cardo and other shit. Basically lunges, squats, etc. Well for the last two days, it's been tough to sit on the shitter. You have to lower yourself down slowly because of the pain in the legs. Ohh lord, I didn't miss that pain, and would rather drink beer than workout. But I have to get to the 190 range before end of summer. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Line of Morons 
I don't know why, but for some reason, the food court line at the Costco I go to makes people retarded. They have two lines for each register, and the cashier alternates between them. The lines even have yellow painted lanes, so it's really not hard to figure out. But every time I go, there are morons just standing in the middle, and usually at least five feet from the window. Or there will be six people in one line and one in the other. That's a good scenario cause I just go right behind the one guy, and skip all the dumbasses, and get my delicious slice of pizza. --Adam Leave A Comment
Motherfuckin' Bike Shorts 
Word on the street is that Jay's been wearing bike shorts and riding around town. Now that puts a nice picture in your mind, doesn't it? Can you see his pale legs dripping sweat as he pedals his chubby little heart out? I don't know if he's all decked out in the cycling gear, but I hope not. Let's all wish him the best of luck to not get run over. --Adam Leave A Comment
Burning and Looting 
Any of you guys live in Baltimore and got a front row seat for the action? I just watched a video with guys from the Crips and Bloods urging people to stop rioting. That was special. Do you think there will be more riots in other cities too? It would be interesting if for once these ghetto dwellers would direct their efforts at the appropriate establishments rather than just take any opportunity to steal and break shit. But I don't see that happening. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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