A quick story from a prison guard 
I was having a conversation with a prison guard last night, and I asked him whats the most fucked thing he's ever seen. He definitely fucking delivered. He said that when he was looking over some of the lifers there was a guy that would pimp out his colostomy bag hole for cigarettes. He said it was covered in herpes too. I don't care how hard up I am for pussy, or cigarettes I can do without if that's my only outlet --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Weekend Is Here 
Weekend is finally here fuckers! I have no plans for the weekend but I'm sure something will turn up. What are you crazyshitters planning on doing maybe I can get some ideas from you guys. I'd hire me a topless massause but I can't afford one. Maybe if I hire a midget one I can get half price who knows. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Zika Virus 
There's a virus going around called the zika virus. You don't even realize you're infected and it's spread through mosquito bites. It causes pregnant women to give birth to children with their heads too small. I think a milder version of this virus is to blame for the hipster kids with smaller brains today. I'm posting a video of a failed armed robbery unless you guys vote for the one with a 10 year old live boy who's face is impaled on a fence post. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Bringing Back Crazyshit 
I've decided we've got to bring back crazyshit.com back to it's old glory. Back when it was a lot more gory. I miss the blood and guts we used to get as posts from time to time. I'll try to not post animal and kid stuff to not scare away the sissies but adult humans will be fair game. Also, if you guys feel like sending a PM rather than an email, I check my longhungwong user ID a lot more often than my Dave one --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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