Surprise Cash 
Don't you just love it when you wear some clothes you haven't worn in a long ass time and find a bunch of cash in the pockets? That is the shit! I just found about $150 in a pair of jeans that have been hanging in my closet for a while, which leads me to believe I was fairly intoxicated the last time they saw any action. I guess it's gonna be a Merry Fucking Christmas after all. Now where can I find some crackwhores? --Adam Leave A Comment
NFL CS Showdown 
Today around the Crazyshit.com offices (now all remote) it’s a show down. Maybe even a grudge match, between the Pittsburg Steelers and Minneapolis…opps, I mean Green Bay Packers. Now I have no leg to stand on, to talk shit here. For one, the Steelers couldn’t even beat the Dolphins in the snow in Pittsburgh, and for the other thing is I have zero knowledge about the Butt Packers this season. All I do know is that Rodgers is out and the Steelers played one hell of a game against the Bengals. Luckly Adam doesn’t have to get up at the crack of dawn to watch football today. —Jay Leave A Comment
Smokey Neighbor 
My neighbor has a fire pit and I know this not because I've been over there to hangout, but because my house smells like a damn campfire right now. It's a nice smell and all, but if I'm not sitting by the fire keeping warm and making smores and shit, I don't feel like smelling it all damn day. If only I could find a way to fill their house with my ass smell. That would make me feel better. --Adam Leave A Comment
Are You Ready? 
Are you all ready for Christmas? Have you spent every last fucking penny on buying gifts for people? Have you??? Well I haven't. Not directly at least. My significant other has bought things for people and in some way I paid for those gifts, so in actuality, I have bought stuff for people. Ta da! Now all I have to do is buy some things for her. I have a plan, on Monday, I am going to go commando (yes, I mean, no underwear) to the mall, and get stuff for the love of my life. I'm hoping they have stuff left over, but I'm sure they will. Then I am going to drink beer. Lots of beer. Then wrap presents. That's a pretty solid plan. You think? --Jay Leave A Comment
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So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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