Boston AIDS 
I'm pretty sure I have Boston Aids. That is what I call the funk that I got from riding the subway. To be honest, riding the subway drunk. I might have humped a couple bums, and licked a handle bar on a dare. I might have. Things got fuzzy after this Scorpion Bowl thing. It was like a bowl of liquid roofies. Next thing I know, I am just waking up at my hotel. No memory of leaving the bar, or walking home etc. It's no wonder I love Boston. Except for being sick. That sucks. I'm off to go cough on someone. --Jay Leave A Comment
Can't Stop, Won't Stop 
I'm starting to think that buying a box of 15 Haagen Dazs bars at Costco the other day wasn't the best thing for me. Eating two for lunch and four of before bed probably isn't the best idea, but damn they are fucking delicious. I'm a bit surprised I haven't gotten the ice cream shits yet. --Adam Leave A Comment
Blame Everyone Else 
I found this news story about some drunk chick that crashed and killed some people and is now in jail. But guess who else they're pressing charges on. Some guy who bought her a couple drinks. Are these motherfuckers serious? Some asshole is out trying to get laid, so whatever the chick does after she leaves the bar is now his fault because he gave the bitch a couple shots? Give me a fucking break. Oh, and people want to blame the bartender too. If that's the case, then shouldn't every gun dealer go to jail when somebody gets murdered with a gun from their store? Does personal liability even fucking exist anymore? It's always someone else's fault, isn't it? What a crock of shit. This dumb cunt got piss fucking drunk, couldn't handle her booze, and took some people out. Her actions, her responsibility. Nobody pried her lips open and poured the liquor down her throat. This world is so fucked. I think it's time for planet earth to reboot. --Adam Leave A Comment
Trail Of Clothes 
Every time I get drunk, when I wake up in the morning I have a trail of clothes leading to my bed. It starts a few feet from the front door with a shoe, then a shirt, a sock, another shoe, pants with one leg inside out and the belt hanging from two loops, a sock, some scattered money (if I'm lucky) and finally underwear at the foot of my bed. My kitchen is typically a fucking mess as well. I guess I just like to be naked and eat mass amounts of food. Ain't nothing wrong with that. --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

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I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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