Death To Smart Cars 
I heard about a group of people out in San Francisco that have been flipping over smart cars, which I think is amazingly funny. It's kinda like the movie Cars where Mater scares the tractors and they flip over, but instead it's these little fucking electric cars. Now I don't have anything against you if you do have a smart car, except for hating the fact that you think you are better than everyone else because you have a smart car. I wish we had some video of people doing it, so I could get a good laugh out of it. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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A Good Massage 
One of the best things I ever did for myself was learn how to give a good massage. It's the perfect transition from hanging out on the couch to slipping your penis inside her for the first time. It typically starts with her hand or her neck. Then of course to work her back you need more room than the couch offers. I guess she'll just have to lay down on the bed. Obviously you can't give a back massage with her shirt on, so off it goes. When working down to her legs, it only makes sense to stop and spend some time on her ass too. Next thing you know, her legs are wrapped around you and her eyes are in the back of her head. It's like Colt 45, it works every time. Or you could just drop your pants and say, "Time to fuck!" --Adam Leave A Comment
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Wake Up 
Have you ever farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up? Or maybe your girl or guy blasted one that snapped you out of a dead sleep. That's some serious fart power. It's never happened to me because I could sleep through a tornado tearing my roof off. I might just roll around and moan a bit while I pull up the covers to acclimate myself to the sudden weather change. But I know I could wake up a household with the fart that blew out my ass this morning. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Fuck Pollen 
Man I feel like shit today so this is probably going to be a short one. I guess not being from here or a oak majority area thats why my sinuses bitch out. So when these oak trees pollinate they K.O. me like Ali did Liston. So I say fuck pollen, but to get that off the subject summer is creeping up and the blockbusters are ready to drop. Which of the summer movies are you shitheads looking forward to? Personally Godzilla and TMNT have my vote, but Iím kinda worried about TMNT...Hopefully Bay doesnít destroy another of my childhood favorites with shitty rewrites, and poor casting. -- Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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