Love Me Some Olives 
I fucking love olives. I never really ate them until a few years ago when a friend made some Greek style pizza with kalamata olives and I was fucking hooked. Shortly after that, I started dating this half Cuban, half Puerto Rican chick who would cook for me and use Spanish olives. That shit was delicious too. But not as delicious as her big, round, firm and supple all-natural 19 year-old double D titties. My God, her boobs were fucking amazing! The chick couldn't suck a dick to save her life, but with tits like hers I was willing to look past that for a few months. She had the tightest little pussy I've ever encountered too. It took some work just to get a finger in that thing, but I digress. Yesterday at Costco I picked up a 2 pound jar of kalamatas. I'm gonna cut up some mozzarella and tomatoes and get fucking nuts. --Adam Leave A Comment
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She Still Wants More 
Dogs are pretty cool animals for the most part, but smart is not an adjective I would use to describe them. Especially when it comes to food. Every time I'm in the kitchen preparing myself a meal, I've got a buddy just waiting for a bite. If I offer something up that she's not into, she still sits there begging for more of it. Even though she sees it's clearly the same fucking thing in my hand that she left sitting on the floor right in front of her, she's still hypnotized and wants more so she can not eat it. Dumbass. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Welcome Big Jeff 
Welcome Big Jeff to the Crazyshit staff! Jeff has been around Crazyshit for a pretty solid few years, at least 6 years that I can think of. He is a big man, with a big hart, and a massive thirst for Jack and Cokes. Not only that, but he loves big ole poop videos. Jeff got his first taste of updating CS today, and I think he did a swell job. Let's hope all this fame helps him get laid, but if the fame CS provides is any indication of my past he will probably not get laid because of CS. We are glad to have Big Jeff on staff. He is going to be doing Monday updates, and possibly moving on to other days as he gets used to the system we have here. Everyone give him a warm CS welcome! --Jay Leave A Comment
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Turn It Sideways 
Do you shoot vertical videos with your phone? If so, then I'm sorry to tell you, but you are an idiot. Do you also mount your TV sideways? When you go to the movies, do you turn your head 90 degrees to watch it? Obviously not, so why in the fuck do you not shoot video the same way you watch it? I simply can't understand this trend. It defies common sense. There's only one instance I can think of that shooting vertical video is acceptable, and that's if someone is about to jump off a building. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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