Make up your mind asshole 
What the fuck just 3 days ago it was 70 degrees, and I was upset at how hot it seemed this early in the year. Now it's 28 degrees outside, which I like, but might as well suck it up because the summers around here give no fucks. I guess I should taper this off I have a coffee shit at the wooden nickel's door waiting to get out…What’s the weather in you CS’ers neck of the woods? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
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Drunken Home Videos 
I was going through some of my homemade porns last night and found a video I completely forgot about from my birthday 5 years ago. I was lit up on Jack Daniel's and decided I wanted roll down the stairs naked. My girlfriend was about halfway up the stairs and had to run down and jump out of the way so I didn't take her the fuck out. It was fucking hilarious, but also a good reminder of why I don't drink myself stupid anymore. Do you guys got any good footage or your drunk asses? --Adam Leave A Comment
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Fuck Crossfit 
Fuck Crossfit. More specifically, fuck the people that do Crossfit. Don't get me wrong, the workouts are good, but for some reason the people that do them just never shut the fuck about it. It's not new and it's not innovative. It's just the latest fitness fad. All that happened was some guy took something that's been around for decades, called strength and conditioning, changed the name and found a bunch of annoying motherfuckers to make a cult of it. Most of these assholes are so concerned about seeing their best time on the board that they do the whole workout half ass anyway. But thanks to them and their trendy diet they constantly preach about, I now know that my toothpaste is gluten free. Wow, I'm real fucking grateful for that. Yeah, sit there and tell me how terrible the bread on my sandwich is while you chug your beers. Why can't these fuckers just do their workout, feel good, and shut the fuck up? --Adam Leave A Comment
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Happy fucking friday! 
Friday, my favorite and most hated day of the week. It's the end of construction and the beginning of security. Security is so fucking boring. I'd rather beat-off with a cheese-grater, sometimes. Actually, most times. Fuck! Anyhow, how's the world treating y'all? I'm starting to think that living in the woods wouldn't be such a bad idea. I'm constantly surrounded by herds of idiots. How is it where y'all live? Better, worse? I know here in Florida it's like 90% idiots! Mainly due to the fact that half of fucking New Jersey and New York live down here. Fucking clogging everything up with their shit! If you love NY/NJ/Northeast take 95 North! Fuck you all! Love --Henry M. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

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