Drug advice 
I am putting this out there, since we have such a huge fan base that someone might know. After we put the boy down to sleep around 8, I have about 3 hours that I could be getting some work done on crazyshit a few nights a week. Most nights I power through it, but sometimes I'm just beat and don't feel like doing shit but chilaxing or going to sleep. My question is, is there a prescription drug out there that could help me focus for those three hours and I can still go to sleep afterwards. I want to know what you amateur pharmacists think. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Student of the Year 
I have a new hero. It's this 16 year old kid that fucked two of his teachers at the same time. And they're pretty fucking hot. If they look good in their mugshots, imagine when they're all dressed up and wanting to impress a teenager. But you know what, I take it back about him being my hero, because he's a dumbass who bragged about it, which got them arrested. You keep your fucking mouth shut and you keep on fucking them. The fucking idiot and his big mouth had to ruin a great thing. --Adam Leave A Comment
Who Wants AIDS? 
The question is, who wants AIDS? In this day and age of Ebola in the US and other random viruses that cause paralysis and other weird shit, AIDS is looking like a pretty solid alternative. First off, if you have AIDS, then you can make lemonAIDS. Then at least you know you have AIDS, not no bird flu. You might be able to start dating someone else that has AIDS, and hell, they basically cured Magic Johnson. You should be good in a few weeks. Ya AIDS! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Back Pain 
I've had all kinds of injuries in my lifetime and I've come to the conclusion that the most painful and debilitating injuries take place somewhere in the core. The worst I've had was a groin tear, and holy shit that was excruciatingly painful. It would take me at least 5 minutes just to get out of bed and another 5 to get back in. A piss jug would have been helpful. But right now it's my lower back, which is also pretty fucking painful and slowing my life down. I sneezed the other day and almost fell over from the pain. I want to be a bionic man. We have the technology, but they're wasting it on iPhones and other stupid shit that makes people dumber. --Adam Leave A Comment
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