Don't Forget The Hotline 
Hey all, I just wanted to drop a blog on reminding everyone to drop us a message on the Crazy Shit Hotline: 888-869-4690. You can call in, and just drop your fuck it, in the bucket, so to speak. We then put them in the Week in Crazy Shit. Get creative, aka, high or drunk, and give us a ring. We've had some classics in the past, so bring your A game. Or D game, we don't really care, just call us up and leave a message. -- Jay Leave A Comment
Quantity VS. Quality 
A couple buddies of mine were in a heated debate last night about quantity vs. quality, which was actually quite entertaining to watch. One claimed that he is the man because he gets more bitches and fucks a couple different ones every week. They may not be the best to look at, but they have vaginas. The other claimed he is the man because while he may not get as many different pussies, the ones he does get are top notch. So what would you rather have? A whole bunch of chunky monkeys and butterfaces, or a handful of bonerfied hotties? Discuss... --Adam Leave A Comment
Trash and Treasure 
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure, and I witnessed that truth in action yesterday when a bum found a pair of shoes in the garbage can outside of the gas station. That fucker sure was excited, and was raving about how they were worth hundreds of dollars. I can't say I believe that, but I let him have his moment. I was happy for the guy. Until he started pressing me for change. He more or less told me that I was lying about not having any, which kind of made me want to bitch slap him because I was actually being truthful and didn't appreciate being scrutinized by some dirty, alcoholic piece of shit digging through the trash. Then I put things into perspective and happily went about my business because I don't have to dig through garbage or beg others for the money they earned doing a job. Life is good. Probably not so much for him, but at least he has a new pair of shoes. --Adam Leave A Comment
Dr. Fucking Bronner 
Do you know what the best soap ever is? Well I'll tell you. Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap, bitches. Peppermint specifically. Lather up with that shit and let it sit on your body for a couple minutes and you'll be tingling like a motherfucker. Damn, that shit feels good. And it smells good too. Also, if you're bored in the shower, you can read the mumbo jumbo that schizophrenic wrote all over the bottle. Pick some up today. You're welcome. --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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