Snore So Bad 
Last night I had a snore inside a dream, well I actually have three snores. I'm not sure if they were actual snores in my dream, I feel like they were more like some earth quake or something. But after they woke me up, I was amazed at how loud they actually where. I told my girl about the snore dreams, and she said they sounded like a howling dog. Now I'm really going what the fuck. Maybe I was a wolf in my dreams. Maybe I should lay off the late night acid and chips. --Jay Leave A Comment
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Winter Olympics 
So, any of you turds going to watch the Winter Olympics? I'll be watching curling and hockey, of course. Curling is the shit! Especially women's curling. Looks like they're really aggressive cleaners. All they need now are fancy aprons. That would be amazing. Maybe at the end of the match they can make all the judges/referees sammichs? Anyways, are y'all going to be watching any of the Olympics? Enjoy your weekend, fuckers! --Henry M. Leave A Comment
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Getting Old 
I'm sad to say it, but I think I'm getting old. The average age of the guys I train with every day is probably around 20, and most of these kids do nothing but train Jiu-Jitsu full time. They're basically professional athletes that don't get paid shit. I wish I could hang with their pace, but it ain't easy for a man in his mid 30's. Class is fucking intense, but keeping up during a 2 hour training session isn't my problem. It's the other 22 hours of the day when everything aches and I'm too exhausted to think straight. I'm pretty sure my recovery time has doubled in the last few years, but fuck it. That ain't gonna stop me from doing what I love. It's better than wasting my life trolling websites. --Adam Leave A Comment
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ali from ghana 
This morning, we got the following email, "i am ali from ghana am 23years old tall and very athletic sixpac and i would really be happy to joins your company very well.thanks i hope to hear from you." Thank you Ali for your email. I'm glad to hear that you have a sixpac, and happy to joins our company. I think we might have no openings for people's with sixpacs. I think Adam may have a six pack, but I'm not really sure. I know I don't have one. I have more like a 30 pack. Then again, they might not have 30 packs in Ghana. Anyways, thanks for the email Ali, we wish you luck in your job hunt. --Jay Leave A Comment
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