Super Dud and Tardiness 
Holy shit did the Super Bowl suck last night. Fuck Payton, I was pulling for you dude, and I have no idea what happened to you. You just blew the fuck up. Seriously hot chili and beers weren't enough to make that game enjoyable. Sorry for the delay in updates today. Henry has Mondays, and instead of updating some reposts, he totally forgot to update the site. Good news is Big Jeff is going to be doing next Monday, so we will see how that goes. --Jay Leave A Comment
Super Bowl Sunday 
All right bitches, the big day is here. It's Stoner Bowl Sunday. I mean Super Bowl Sunday. It's a great day to drink beer, eat lots of food, gamble, and feel like shit in the morning. It's also a good time to watch commercials, since in an hour game of football I think there's only about two and a half minutes of action. I never understood why people get so excited about the commercials. Commercials are the reason I don't own a TV. Anyway, I'm going with the Broncos. Unfortunately I won't get to enjoy any of Jay's Super Bowl chili, but the plus side to that is my asshole won't be burning tomorrow. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Gotta Get Rubbed Down 
I tweaked my back the other day and the shit got a lot worse last night. I couldn't even fucking fall asleep. So I asked around for a good sports massage therapist and scheduled an appointment today. The bad news is it's a dude. Contrary to popular belief in the peanut gallery, I'm not fond of other men rubbing on me, but at this point I'd let Rockinron grease up his sausage fingers and go to town if it meant relief from this agonizing shit. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Amanda Knox. 
So, Amanda Knox was found guilty of murder again. Ain't that a bitch! That reminds me of Sasha Knox, God do I love that tiny, big-assed, sexy fuck-box! Anyhow, back on track. I guess her and Raffaele Sollecito shouldn't have murdered Meredith Kercher. If they even did. Fuck, I don't know and quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. People die every fucking day. It happens. We're good at it. Whatever! But, getting stabbed to death sounds pretty fucking terrible. Getting penetrated over and over again until enough of that life-sustaining Kool-Aid seeps out of the holes to put you to sleep. I mean, I rather have that happen than die in a fucking-bed shitting myself. Anyhow, the weekend is here! I hope you fuckers enjoy it. I'll be rocking-the-fuck-out with my guitar Saturday night. So, I'm going to have a good one. See you bitches Monday! Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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