You've Been Ouched 
Holy shit, I'd like to give a virtual high five to Ouch for tricking all you sorry sons of bitches with tranny tits. That shit was funny as fuck. When they came in, I just assumed it was a horrible boob job on some dumb bitch who thought it would be a good idea to go from an A to a DD. But it's not my job to say how her tits look like two softballs were stuffed into a flat chest and had nipples sewn on by Dr. Frankenstein. I figured lightfighter would be all over it. But no, I was surprised to see that he actually approved of that hack job. And I thought he had standards. Goodster wants to suck on them. I bet that's not all he wants to suck on. Hahahaha. Well played, Ouch. Well played. --Adam Leave A Comment
Called in today 
Whatís up guys Iím going keep it simple. I feel like death, and I called in which I seldom do. I just watching a few old episodes of South Park. Which episode is you guys favorite and/or which everyday satire shows do you like more like The Simpsons and Family Guy. My favorite is definitely South Park and my favorite is probably Butterís bottom bitch episode. That shit is funny, Do you know what I am saying. --Big Jeffrey Leave A Comment
A Scenic Hike 
I saw some crazy shit yesterday. I was hiking my way back down the mountain when I heard some squealing tires, and looked just in time to see a minivan smash into a Prius. I saw something fly out the window of the Prius, but I was pretty far so I couldn't tell what it was. When the lady realized she was missing something, she went running down the street toward it, screaming her tits off. Naturally I wanted to get a closer look, so I worked my way over there just in time to see her wrapping her dead dog in a blanket. There were a bunch of people standing around crying and what not, but of course I'm completely desensitized and felt no sadness whatsoever. That sucks for her, but that's how shit goes. --Adam Leave A Comment
What Kind Of Beer? 
What kind of beer do you like? I've always enjoyed a nice thick stout or porter, but lately I've been loving IPA. I actually didn't like it at all the first time I tried it, but maybe I just had a shitty one. Right now my two favorites are from Laganitas and Green Flash, which are both local breweries, but I've got plenty more research to do. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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