Where in the US To Live 
We have been kicking around the places we want to move to, and here are our final three places. Austin, Boston and Northern Idaho. For starters, we don’t know anyone in Austin and Idaho. Idaho is about as far away as we can get from our families, which is not the reason we are moving. Both places have a lake to fuck around on. Idaho has a couple ski mountains for the winter though. Boston is a whole different ballgame. I have some associates that want me to go up there, as well as we have some friends and family. All the places are conducive to raising a family, which is the most important part. Second, Austin and Boston would be great for a social life. Northern Idaho, not so much. Where to go??? Where to go? --Jay Leave A Comment
Don't Fly Spirit 
Have you ever flown on Spirit Airlines? If not, let me offer you some advice. Don't fucking do it. It is by far the biggest piece of shit airline you could choose to fly. You see their price online and think it's a great deal. Then you show up to the counter and they charge you for all kinds of shit you would never think of. You ain't getting that carry-on for free. My friend's teenager got charged an extra $75 or $100 each way because she wasn't flying with an adult. They even charge you for a fucking bottle of water on the plane. I'm surprised they don't have a slot for dollar bills on the bathroom door. Then they cramp you in to the smallest space possible to the point you can't even lean your seat back. On top of that, all their staff has a shitty fucking attitude, which I can't really blame them for because they work for a shitty fucking company. In summary, Spirit Airlines is a piece of fucking shit and you don't want to piss all your money away to those fuckholes. --Adam Leave A Comment
Fuck Her Stupid 
You ever rail a girl to the point she can't move or even form a complete sentence? All she can do is lie there, curled up in a ball, staring off into space and twitching. What a great feeling of accomplishment. I guess the only real downfall is you have to make your own sandwich if you want to refuel after all that hard work. --Adam Leave A Comment
Austin Was Awesome 
We just got back from visiting Austin, and I have to say it was awesome. The people were great, the beers were cold, and we had a fucking blast. Now I have had the shits for about 18 hours from the last taco place, but it was all worth it. I think that might be our new home. Now we just have to find a house we like, in a neighborhood we can afford. --Jay Leave A Comment
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