Busy Schedule 
My schedule's been a lil busy lately. I try to make sure I get on here as often as I'm supposed to, but, unfortunately on Monday it didn't work out so. A big shout-out to Adam for getting you guys your daily dose of shit! Anyhow, on to my rant of the day. Actually, two rants. So, if you're in the left lane and you're going exactly the speed-limit, you're an asshole. If you speed up when I get next to you, you're a bigger asshole! If you start honking your horn, yelling and throwing a fit when I cut your dumbass off. I win! Fucking tool! Second rant, if you don't use your blinkers FUCK YOU! I hope you die! Seriously FUCK YOU! Love always, --Henry Leave A Comment
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Winter Bike Ride 
Jay told me this morning that he went for a bike ride today in 32 degrees wearing shorts. He wants to work off some of that winter weight and I guess that's his way of doing it. I can see it now. Him breathing all heavy with vapors pouring out on every exhalation as his pale white legs struggle to pedal faster. Even at freezing temperatures I know he's sweating all over the place. He probably has frozen sweatsicles hanging from the fuzz on his chubby chin. Huffing and puffing while he curses himself for devouring that burrito and six pack before bed last night. What a sight to see. Take the GoPro with you next time, big guy. Sounds like a great Week in Crazyshit video to me. --Adam Leave A Comment
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Fuck This Dude 
Not sure you heard about the news of a retired cop that shot and killed a man in a Tampa Movie theater. I hope this asshole rots in jail, and dies painfully. Fuck you dude. You are a fucking pussy, and I'm sure your whole police career you were a pussy. Face it, if someone throws popcorn, yes popcorn in your face, and your response it to shoot them, you are a pussy. I bet this guy has been wanting to use the Stand Your Ground law in Florida since it was enacted as an excuse to murder someone. Instead of wiping some criminal off the street when protecting himself, he just murders a guy that was texting his daughter in a movie theater. Nice one, now you just wrecked a whole fucking family, because you are a pussy. I am actually glad I left the state of Florida, to get away from assholes like that guy. --Jay Leave A Comment
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Wearing a Wire 
We have phones that can do everything but wipe your ass and missiles controlled by dudes with video game controllers thousands of miles away, but whenever I watch a TV show or movie where some criminal is working with the feds, he still has wire taped to him with a transmitter the size of a fucking walkman. What's up with that shit, Hollywood? I know you guys haven't had an original idea in the past 25 years, but how about at least updating the technology in your same old bullshit? Just something to think about. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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