Keeping Things Secure 
We've all read about how Henry is out there keeping things secure at night, and last night I saw it for myself. I walked into the lobby of my friend's condo, and who did I see in his uniform keeping it safe? Yep, our very Henry. Naturally we talked about this delicious steak sandwich that has plantains instead bread. That sandwich is fucking amazing. --Adam Leave A Comment
Voices Mean Suicide 
In this week's news, Aaron Alexis brought a couple guns into the Washington Navy Yard, and killed 12 people. The best part of this is, that Aaron heard voices in his head. You may know our stance on suicide, and people that want to do other people harm. If you want to do someone else harm, just kill yourself. Simple right? I want to add an addendum to the suicide rule. If you hear voices in your head, and want to do other people harm. Kill yourself. Don't take medicine, don't act on what those voices say. Just silence them forever with a bullet to your head. The world will thank you for it. --Jay Leave A Comment
Fuck This Would Be Awesome! 
I have this idea that would make the world a much better place, probably overnight. First we round up everyone that's ever yelled, "Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!" Next we round up everyone that's ever yelled, "Worldstar! Worldstar!" Then we put them all in a square mile section of the desert surrounded by 30 foot high walls with cameras covering all sections. Then we see what happens. Maybe at some point we throw in some lions, tigers and bears. We could scatter some weapons in there too, but nothing that works long range. We want them up close and personal for the kills. But what if they actually all get along and work together to build a nice community and don't kill each other at all? I guess we'd just have drop some bombs in there then. Holy shit, I totally forgot about the Juggalos. We wouldn't want them missing out on all this fun. Get em' in there. --Adam Leave A Comment
Gonna Learn That Shit 
How many of you out there play guitar? I've never really had any desire to play, but this weekend my friend was jamming out so I picked one up and gave it a try. That is some complicated shit. My fingers felt retarded as fuck trying to position at the frets, particularly my pinky and ring finger. Strumming the strings didn't feel all that much better either. But the few seconds of that hour that actually sounded kind of OK stoked me enough to want to learn how to play. Plus, I can only imagine how fast some smooth guitar playing will drop a pair of panties. --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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