Wake Me Up 
Lately it seems like the only way I can actually get out of bed is if I have to piss or shit. I've been tiring myself out quite a bit lately, so my snooze button is getting a lot of wear and tear. But one thing I don't want to do is shit my bed, so I always get up to prevent that. It seems like the best alarm clock for me now is a big glass of water and a pint of ice cream before bed. --Adam Leave A Comment
Love Triangle of Death 
A few days ago I was watching the news where a Georgia woman was sentenced in a perjury of the killing of her husband by her boyfriend (he's already convicted). Then there was the Hannah Anderson case where some fuck head decided he loved the girl, killed her mother and little brother. What do these two cases have in common? Some human had a retarded sense of reality, and thought that they could get away with killing other humans to fullfill their desires. I have some news for these dummies, that shit does't work. Hell I don't think it's ever worked in the last 100 years of civilized living here in the US. You kill someone, eventually you are going to fuck up, and then you will be in prison for life. That's why I have a solution for anyone that thinks they can kill someone and then get to be with the love of their life. Suicide. Once you commit suicide, the person you love, will remember you forever. Hell, they may even love you for the rest of their lives. What a great way to go out. You just off yourself and someone will love you. Remember when in doubt, suicide. --Jay Leave A Comment
Ya miss me? 
Well, I'm back for a day. Got called to cover an additional shift tomorrow so I won't be blessing you with my presence for an additional day. Aside from that. What's up BITCHES? How the fuck have y'all been doing? I read some shit yesterday about some new ghetto slang, new to me anyways. Maybe y'all can enlighten me on it. Thots and 12. Thots are hoes and 12 is slang for the cops. Where the fuck did that come from? Does anyone have the origin of those nailed down yet? I wish we all just spoke English here. Plain English, English with accents, broken English, just fucking English. I don't give a fuck about accents, hell I'm a fucking immigrant. I actually like accents. I wouldn't mind having some British, Australian or Kiwi chick scream "fuck my ass you wanker" with a thick accent at some point in my life. Butt, I mean but, ahh whatever.... Anyhow, that failed proposal video I posted today got me thinking. What do y'all think about marriage? I think it's a crock of shit. There's no reason you can't live with your significant other without getting married. Marriage just makes it harder to break-up. Take it light fuckers, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Car Alarms 
When you hear a car alarm going off, do you rush outside hoping to catch a car thief in action? No, I didn't think so. Do you not even look out the window and think to yourself, hey somebody should turn off their fucking loud ass annoying car alarm? Yeah, that's what I do to. It makes me wonder, what is the fucking point of car alarms? Nobody else gives a shit if somebody is stealing your shit. All anybody wants is for the god damn car alarm to shut the fuck up. --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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