Moving On 
I stopped by Jay's yesterday to help him pack a few things and say goodbye to my 4-legged buddy Pete. By now, the big guy might already be on the road to Boston to start a new chapter in his life. I too have been busy packing shit up and throwing shit away, getting ready to head out to California for a new chapter of my own. For the time being, Henry is staying in Florida, but that could change once he gets the opportunity to go shoot Somalians. So what's that mean for you? Not much I guess. You won't be getting anymore videos of us drunk together or eating at our favorite restaurants. And don't tell Jay, but your updates might be a little later than usual considering the three hour time difference I'll have to get used to. I suppose that's about it. --Adam Leave A Comment
Lazy Strippers 
Call me crazy, but I think a stripper needs to earn her money. I can't stand when they walk up and the first words out of their mouth are, "Want a dance?" Is that really your sales pitch? How about warming me up first? At least try to trick me into thinking you might really like me. Or when they come over, say hi and then just stand there silent all awkwardly. I know you're not very smart, you're on drugs, and you're lazy, but fucking shit, put in some effort whore. But then you meet that bright shining star of a stripper who's got it all, and life is good. --Adam Leave A Comment
Steelers going 0-4 
As I am sitting here watching the Steeler's v Vikings game, I can say that Steelers are going 0-4. The defense will kill it for 1-2 plays and then boom, a break out play, and a touchdown. Hell they are the only team in the NFL that doesn't have a turnover. That means you are not winning games. I am just going to start drinking until they win something. --Jay Leave A Comment
Saturday.... 
Well guys, as you know Crazyshit Central Command is heading to the northeast. I fucking hate the northeast! Seriously fuck the whole god-damned northeast! But, it sounds like Jay's got a good thing going for him up there, so best of luck to my partner in crime. Adam's heading out to the west-coast. Another place that I don't think I have anything good to say about. I be like "fuck California!" Unless, of course, my new plan comes to fruition. In which case, I'll be, pretty much, gone forever from here and, well, I'll be living in California for a good long time. But, there'll be more news on that in the next four months or so. So, what the fuck have y'all been up to? Anybody got an good shit to talk? Anything interesting? Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
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So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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