Melendez VS. Sanchez 
Because I train Jiu-Jitsu, people typically assume that I'm some big MMA fan too, which I'm really not. I'll watch fights just to hangout with friends, and there are a few fighters that I like, but for the most part, I don't care too much about the results. However, the Melendez VS. Sanchez fight on Saturday had me fired the fuck up. That may have been the greatest fight I've ever seen. Sanchez was getting the fucking shit beat out of him, and kept coming for more. That motherfucker has some serious heart. I'm pretty sure he's crazy as fuck too, and probably half retarded by now. Melendez had to be wondering what the fuck he had to do to keep this dude down. I've never seen a man so enthused to take a beating. Did you see that shit? --Adam Leave A Comment
Complainers 
Man, some of y'all complain like there's no tomorrow. Holy shit! At times I imagine what you complaining bitches look like. My imagery is of a fat, sloppy, balding, middle-aged, socially awkward turd that rarely leaves the house with the exception of working at the local gas-station. I'm certain that fits more than one of you fuckers. Stop complaining so goddamned much! Unless, of course, you're a woman. Cause, well, that's just part of who you are. Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Another week gone... 
...a week that you'll never get back. So, hopefully you weren't a complete shit-bag and did something worthwhile. With that said, my week has been on the worthless side. I mean, I'm getting paid well-enough for the detail I'm working this week, but, Jesus Christ is it boring! I've logged about 32+ hours of time, sitting on my ass in my truck. I've spent more money on gas running my air-conditioning in my truck than driving it. Today'll be another one of them days as well. Yay! So, have any of y'all had any break-throughs lately? And by that I mean a break-through while wiping your ass. Ya know, when you're wiping so intently that you bust through the "John Wayne" toilet paper for a little bit of that human finger paint. It's been a while since my fingers have touched a turd. Thankfully, that's never a good feeling. Nothing nearly as bad as stepping in dog-shit bare-footed. But, pretty shitty nonetheless....pun intended. Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Hi There! 
Every so often, I like to say "hi" to all the new people on crazyshit. It has been a while, so to all you new people, "hi!" We are a swell bunch of people that just love to expose the real world for what it is, and maybe have a laugh or two along the way. Is that so bad? No, no it is not. So why not join us everyday for new hand picked updates of ripe juicy nuggets of crazy shit. Will be happy to have you along…bitches. --Jay Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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