Three Hours Behind 
This three hour time difference is kind of fucking me up a little. In order to have updates done by the usual time, I have to be up all early and shit. If I'm up after 7 these days, I feel like I slept in. It's kind of fucked up because I've always been one to enjoy my morning rest. But I've got a job to do, and you fuckers want your crazyshit, so I do what must be done. I really don't mind though because sitting outside at the beach while working is pretty fucking sweet. Especially since every girl that walks by is hotter than the last. --Adam Leave A Comment
Fired for having a gun? 
I'm not sure if you heard about the convenience store clerk in New Hampshire that was fired for having a gun at his job. Sure, that's fair enough. But he has an inherent occupational hazard of being a convenience store clerk. The crux of this whole story is he got caught having a gun at his job when he…wait for it…protected his own life from a robber. Yup, some dirt bag comes in with a knife and tries to rob the place when our hero in this story whips out his gun and changes the ending to the story. Let's all just thank our lucky stars that the former clerk wasn't arrested for pointing a gun at someone. --Jay Leave A Comment
Fucking Rockin' It Today 
Rockinron is really fucking rockin' it today. Every time I posted something, that sick fucker jumped right in with the first comment. Say what you will about him, but he takes his crazyshit serious as a motherfucker. That's how we like it. I know plenty of you other sick bastards will be joining in soon. Don't let Ron feel all lonely and shit. --Adam Leave A Comment
Foreign Relations 
Last night I had the opportunity to explain what the shocker is to a couple of German girls. Two in the pink, one in the stink doesn't translate too well, so a visual demonstration was a required. They acted like it was gross, but you know they love it. They all love to be shocked. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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