I got a kick out of this... 
So, the other day I stumbled upon this organization. I wonder if some of you might be aware of it, or even be members of it. However, it's the National Association of the Advancement of Fat Awarenes, Naafa. Are you fucking kidding me? There's an organization that celebrates gluttony? What the fuck America? I read some of the shit on there and it appears to me that it's the organization of "fuck it, losing weight is hard and I give up!" Now some of you have questions, like: How Does Our Culture Allow Size Discrimination? Well, thanks for asking. Society says thinness is desirable & perpetuates societal messages that obesity = failure as a person. Which are both true, especially the failure of a person part. Also, society places blame on the victim and ignores contributing environmental factors. What fucking factors? Like food is available?! This ain't the fucking Sahara! Have some control for fucks sake! Go on a diet! FUCK! I just love people and the great lengths they go to to celebrate mediocrity and failure. Failing, it's the new successful! Hatefully yours, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
Hello world! 
So, last night at work I decided to look into CBs, HAM radios and shit of the sort. This looking into got me to scanners, pretty shorty. I installed this radio scanner app on my phone and proceeded to listen to the Palm Beach Fire Rescue channel for a few hours, here and there. There were three overdoses, two suicide attempts, two heart-attacks, some chest-pain, falls, break ins, and a bunch of other shit. This got me to thinking a lil. I propose that we give all EMS units in the country a good solid month off of work. All at the same time. We need to let mother nature thin the herd out a little bit. Just a thought. Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
No Kids, No Problem 
I have a few friends that need to move because they want their kids to be in good schools, and it got me thinking about what a pain in the ass it would be to have kids. Maybe I'm just selfish, but I can't see any reason why I would want to impregnate a woman, and give up living my for myself. I'm very accustomed to doing what I want, when I want, and I like it that way. Shit, I've never even had a pet for the same reason. It just seems like too much hassle having other lives depend on me. Pulling out is definitely the way to go. --Adam Leave A Comment
Dangerous Jerking 
Are you into jerking it at dangerous places? Say for instance you are a firefighter, and there is a ranging house fire. You also have a raging boner, after saving everyone, would you run into the burning building to have a few tugs? Say maybe you are a lion tamer, and that kitty has given you a stiff one. Do you beat your meat before the cat get's her steak? If you were a dangerous jerker, where would you jerk it? Leave your dangerous dreams in the comments below. --Jay Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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