Colors 
So, I read some shit the other day that is the truest shit I've ever read. I had a bunch of shit about things women should know about men. One of the best ones on there was: "ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is." I couldn't agree more with that statement. I noticed my lady's painted toenails the other day and said, "nice green toenails." She replied, "they're mint." I replied, "mint is a breath freshener, your toenails are green." That was the end of that. Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
You Miss Me? 
Did you miss me? I actually haven't gone anywhere, Adam just had some shit to talk to you about this week and really wanted to blog it up. I did have some stuff to blog about too, and well, I forgot it now. Sucks to get old I guess. Good news is, it's Friday. Henry is going to try his best not to do any reposts, and it's time to drink some beer bitches. PS, I had thai food for lunch, and now I have to give birth to a stinky mud puddle. --Jay Leave A Comment
Got My Hand On The Ban Hammer, Bitches 
I was just going through this week's comments and I immediately got sick of seeing the lame ass back and forth bullshit between gunz and urapenes. You can both knock that shit off right now or get banned. Either way is fine with me. Nobody gives a fuck if you two are having a lover's quarrel. Now back to the original blog of the day...

A Healthy Cup of Joe
Jay is becoming quite the coffee buff as of late, and will accept nothing but the best in his mug. He's been raving about the concoction he whips up in the blender with his organic coffee, organic butter from grass-fed cows, and organic coconut oil. I gave it a try and that shit is the shit, son. But I would not recommend drinking it shortly before or after drinking a protein shake. Unless you want to blow an o-ring, then by all means, have at it. --Adam Leave A Comment
All Kinds Of Shit For You 
Hey there, you special person. Are you enjoying the site? We sure hope you are, because all we want is to make your visit to crazyshit the shittiest it can possibly be. We have lots of shit we hope will keep you entertained during your stay. We have cool shit, sexy shit, weird shit, gay shit, shitty shit, gory shit, and all kinds of other shit you can check out. We even have Jay's shit. How do you like that shit? --Adam Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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