Dr. Fucking Bronner 
Do you know what the best soap ever is? Well I'll tell you. Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap, bitches. Peppermint specifically. Lather up with that shit and let it sit on your body for a couple minutes and you'll be tingling like a motherfucker. Damn, that shit feels good. And it smells good too. Also, if you're bored in the shower, you can read the mumbo jumbo that schizophrenic wrote all over the bottle. Pick some up today. You're welcome. --Adam Leave A Comment
Dog Meets Skunk 
This is no love story. This is a story of pain and sadness. Let me add in anger as well. Being from South Florida, my dog, and myself have never had a skunk encounter. That all changed on Monday night here in Boston. As usual my dog, Pete, likes to go out to drop the evening deuce. As he is out there, about to drop the brown boys off, he see's some white thing and bolts for it. He quickly comes back and starts rubbing his face in the grass. Then the smell hits me. This asshole just tried to fuck up a skunk. But the skunk got the last laugh. Holy shit did that stink! I mean for real that gave me an instant headache, and made me super angry. Of course the dog isn't that happy either. The only thing we could find online to do was rinse him off with Listerine. Then wash him a few times. Well that didn't work for shit, and he stunk all night. Next morning, I had to go to the pet store to get skunk soap that actually did work. But now, there is the essence of skunk in the bathtub where I tried to wash him down. Lord have mercy does that shit smell. --Jay Leave A Comment
Slap Em' Up 
If there was some way that I could reach through the TV and slap people, then I would be a TV watching motherfucker. My hand would be sore as fuck from smacking the shit out of assholes and bitches all day long. But since that technology doesn't exist, I really have no desire to sit in front of that shit, endlessly changing channels or listening to the retarded shit people have to say. Maybe one day. Just maybe. --Adam Leave A Comment
Melendez VS. Sanchez 
Because I train Jiu-Jitsu, people typically assume that I'm some big MMA fan too, which I'm really not. I'll watch fights just to hangout with friends, and there are a few fighters that I like, but for the most part, I don't care too much about the results. However, the Melendez VS. Sanchez fight on Saturday had me fired the fuck up. That may have been the greatest fight I've ever seen. Sanchez was getting the fucking shit beat out of him, and kept coming for more. That motherfucker has some serious heart. I'm pretty sure he's crazy as fuck too, and probably half retarded by now. Melendez had to be wondering what the fuck he had to do to keep this dude down. I've never seen a man so enthused to take a beating. Did you see that shit? --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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