Fucking Panhandlers 
I'm really sick of seeing panhandlers standing on the median at every fucking red light I stop at, with a mopey and helpless look on their face, holding up their sign begging for money. Fuck off! You're not going to depress me into giving you my money. What happened to all the fun and happy panhandlers? One's that will tell you a joke, do a flip, or even a fucking magic trick. Anything that shows they aren't just some fucking lazy ass slouch who gave up on life and is spending the rest of it begging for a handout on the street every day so they can buy some beer and cigarettes. --Adam Leave A Comment
Blowjob Free Marriage 
A friend of mine is on the down slope of a failing marriage, and I found out that one of the more important reasons why is a lack of blowjobs. I don't know how any woman can think she'll keep her man happy if she isn't sucking his dick. It's just common sense. I guess after the knot was tied, the mouth closed the doors to his cock and balls. That is fucked up. There are certain duties a wife needs to handle, and getting herself a mouthful of cock is at the top of the list. --Adam Leave A Comment
Wrap It Up 
I'm a man with a sweet tooth, but I've been trying to eat clean and refrain from my favorite treats lately. But this weekend I needed to satisfy a craving, so I threw together what I had and made myself a peanut butter, jelly, banana, honey and granola wrap. That motherfucker was amazing. So I made another. That one was amazing too. You can never go wrong with peanut butter and jelly. --Adam Leave A Comment
Today's Updates Had Interuptions 
During the course of trying to get the updates done, I did the following. Got a over tired 3 year old to sleep. Drank two cups of coffee. Pooped. Did some updates. Ate a whole thing of chips and salsa. Pooped. Got freaky. Then took a nap. Not bad for 3 hours of work. --Jay Leave A Comment
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CRAZYSHIT HALL OF FAME

12/17/2013

I was thinking to myself, if there was a Crazyshit Hall of Fame, who would be in it? I‘ve been around this shit hole for just a few years, so I‘ve only got a handful of nominations, but I‘m sure plenty of you can help me out here. This is what I came up with:Thundermug‘s avatar pops in my mind not only because it was a Misfits album cover with Kennedy‘s head spraying blood, but because it was staff size. That‘s right, bigger than your measly100x100. I believe he kept control of the forums and di...

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