Not Quite All I Could Eat 
Last night after a hard training session, when my eating buddy asked me if I wanted to get all you can eat wings, the answer was obviously yes. Hungry as fuck, we hit the spot and both put back 30 wings before calling it quits. I'm really proud of that accomplishment. Normally we would push each other to reach the 50 mark and keep eating til we could no longer move, but we made a more responsible and healthy decision to stop when we felt full and content. I've been up for 6 hours today and have only shit twice, and both times it was totally solid. I'm not wiping my asshole raw like I would after a typical night of all you can eat, and that makes me feel good. --Adam Leave A Comment
True Steelers Fan 
As I am sure a bunch of you out there are happy that football season started, as I am, there are a few more that are both happy and sad. Most of you are probably Steelers fans. Let me put it like this, I am a true Steelers fan, and I would never give up on my team. But after our season opener against the Kentucky...I mean Tennessee Titans, I'm going to go ahead and call the season. That's it, they suck. Now, there might be one saving grace, if the Steelers can just suck less than the other teams in the AFC north, and get a spot in the playoffs. That's just a pipe dream of course, but for now, I will wait until next Monday for the televised version of the suckfest that is Steeler's football. --Jay Leave A Comment
Traveling Today 
If you are not a fan of the mega repost post for today, I apologize. I am flying back from Boston...-Jay...as you were! We had a little miscommunication. Jay thought my weekend work schedule was the same as last weekends. Last weekend was a fuck-story of work and little sleep. Anyways, updates are on their way guys. --Henry M. Leave A Comment
What the fuck? 
Man, what the fuck? I don't get the fanatical liberal left. They seem to be the most bigoted group of turds in existence. They want G.W. Bush to be put on trial for war-crimes but the current administration is, in essence, approving the backing of the Taliban in Syria and all I hear is crickets! Bunch of hypocritical cunts! Now, I do have some liberal friends, only 2 at time though they're like the Sith, that have their ideals and aren't bigoted. I can have an intelligent conversation about opposing views and we can agree with each other or agree to disagree. But there isn't any name calling or the typical liberal retort of being called an uneducated conservative or radical right-wing nut-job. Of which I am neither. Anyhow, in short, I fucking hate hypocrites! If you're against something be against it no matter who or what the cause. On another note, where the fuck are the tits? We need more user tits! It's still warm out, have your lady bust them shits out and write how much she loves us on them! Fuck yeah! Do it! Send em here! Till tomorrow, --Henry M. Leave A Comment
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