Happy Birthday to Jeff 
I am not sure if it is today or tomorrow, but one of these days is Jeff's birthday. He's off for the weekend, most likely drinking somewhere. I'm pinch hitting, so you will have me for the next week or so, you know you love it! BTW, I had a cheese steak calzone last night. Fucking amazing! Nothing says I'm going to die of a heart attack like a cheese steak calzone. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Pissing Temptation 
You ever take a piss in a public restroom, and see someone's shoe kind of sticking out in the stall next to you? I always have this temptation to just piss all over that shoe. Talk about a dick move. It's not like he's going to chase you, because he's mid shit. All he can do is hope the pissing stops soon. Anyone ever do it? --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Blast from The Past: Mother Fucking Ball Shorts 
I feel like we post so much shit here that sometimes the best videos get lost. One of them is My Mother Fucking Ball Shorts. I can easily say that video alone probably sold like 3 to 5 ball shorts that day. I know I got a pair. Somedays depending on how to it is out, I go just ball shorts, no underwear. And I let the tip hang out a bit. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Never Trust a Fart 
I have no idea why I am sharing this, but I am. The other day I was in the showing, flossing when I felt a fart come on. I though, damn, this is going to be a bad ass fart, so I let it rip. Much to my surprise, I shat myself. What the fuck! That is the first time in my grown life I have ever pooped in the tub! I was kinda grossed out, but I rinsed off, got out and finished this very unexpected poop in the pot. It's just another life lesson. Never trust a fart. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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