A Long Piss 
I wish I had timed it, but I just took what might be the longest piss of my life. It had to have been at least two minutes cause it felt like five. I didn't have to push or anything. Once I pulled my dick out it just started flowing, and damn, it felt amazing. And it kept going and going. Eventually, the hard, steady stream slowed until I got to the spurting stage, and finally the trickle. I feel like a new man now, ready to take on the world. --Adam Leave A Comment
Fuck POV 
Does anybody out there actually like POV porn? I can't stand the shit. It's never shot well, and it doesn't give you much to look at. It's either her face, her tits, or the dude's dick. Those are pretty much all the options right there. I need wides shots when I'm beating off. All POV is good for are blowjobs, but even then, I want to see some different angles. I'm also sick of them trying to fool me into believing that the two people fucking are actually boyfriend and girlfriend. You can skip the chat about dinner at Grandma's house, and save the bullshit, "Nobody better see this video", and get right to fucking. --Adam Leave A Comment
Start placing your bets 
The more I read on the whole Russia and Ukraine shit the more I'm convinced WW3 is about to go down. I just read last week Russia are in talks with Cuba on reopening the spy bases from the Cold War. So what I'm wanting to know is what do you think will happen, and who do you think will prevail? With us being so broke from our last decade of war I fear we can't survive any type or major war. Especially from a equal powered country, as well as the fact the majority of the world hates us. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Bat Vs. Golf Club 
The thought had struck me last night. If shit went down outside my front door, what would I use to beat the living hell out of someone. The decision came down to two options, a baseball bat or a golf club. To be more specific, a wooden bat, and a nine iron. Which would you choose, if you had to whoop someoneís ass with a weapon? I feel like the golf club is almost a one shot deal. If you hit someone with the head, itís one and done. But if you miss with the head, and hit the person with the shaft, the club will bend, and possibly break. Now a bat is a consistent weapon. Even if you donít hit the assailant with the sweat spot, they are still getting hit with a bat. But you may not be able to get the swing speed like a golf club. My vote goes towards the baseball bat. How about you? óJay Leave A Comment
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