Road Ragin' 
What do you do when some asshole cuts you off or does some retarded shit on the road that requires you to somehow avoid an accident? Do you get all pissed and start yelling at that fucker? Do you lay on your horn? Do you ride his ass and hope he pulls over so you can stomp him? Or do you just let it go? It's hard to not want to destroy some asshole drivers sometimes, but I've really been making efforts to not even let those morons phase me. They're fucking everywhere though, so it can be pretty challenging. If you do end up road raging on some dumb motherfucker, make sure to record it for us. --Adam Leave A Comment
Worst Hangover Yet 
Our traditional Super Bowl party left me in sad shape yesterday. Who would have known drinking beers, and doing shots of whisky would make you feel like ass the next day. And on top of that, I had to shovel snow. Nothing like almost throwing up, and trying to shovel fucking snow all over the place. I actually thought about taking a nap in a snow bank. Feeling better today though, and now I can see the back of my car. Woo Hoo! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
They hate us, because they aint us 
Go Pats! They did it again my boys won the Super Bowl. I had a group of Seahawks fans crowding my house and man were they talking shit at the half. I kept quiet celebrating as little as possible, but man at the end I was the loudest one here by far. We'll just say there were some salty ass crackers in attendance after that last INT. If I remember there were only two pats fans that replied to my last question so I'm ready for the flak for talking about it, but did you guys enjoy the Super Bowl better than last years blowout? Also what the fuck was with all the depressing ass commercials last night? What were you guys favorite Super Bowl commercial ever? Mine was the Reebok ones with Terry Tate the office linebacker. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Superbowl Sunday 
Who's fired up for the Superbowl? Who doesn't care at all? Considering it's my two least favorite teams playing each other, I really couldn't a give fuck about the game. But since Superbowl Sunday is always a good excuse to eat a bunch of delicious, unhealthy food and drink beer, I don't see why I shouldn't partake in the festivities. Maybe I can get Jay to FedEx me some of his famous asshole burning chilli. It's been a couple years since I enjoyed putting a few bowls down, and hated filling a few bowls up the next day. He better send me some wet wipes along with it. Oh, and if you only watch the game for the commercials or the halftime show, you're fucking lame. Or have a vagina. Maybe both. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

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