Made it to Austin 
For anyone following my saga of moving, we finally make it to Austin. Goodbye New England. It was real, and it wasn't fun. After a week of moving, driving and moving again, I am ready for a good fucking nap, I will tell you that! We drove the 29 hours broken up into two days. With a 5 year old, that shit was fun as hell. Sarcasm. We have eaten Tex-mex just about everyday we have been here, and made it to the neighbor hood pool everyday too. It's just too fucking hot, need to cool down. Well David is doing updates today, and I'm in some sort of supporting role. -Jay D. Leave A Comment
Estrogen & Driving 
New studies conducted by the staff here at crazyshit.com have concluded that estrogen impairs your ability to drive. The data was gathered by watching videos of females attempting to park and horribly failing. It is also suspected that certain genes in Asian people have a similar effect on your ability to operate motor vehicles. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Frijoles A La Charra 
Sorry guys been trying to get the updates and they're coming up. I have the content just a matter of editing. I had frijoles a la charra last night which is pork skins cilantro and other good shit in beans and it didn't sit will with me... Needless to say I've spent all morning on the king's throne. --Dave G. Leave A Comment
Crazy Shit In The News 
Lots of crazy shit going on in the news lately. First a police officer named Deonte Hamner forces another man to give him a blowjob at gunpoint. Call me crazy but I would be committing suicide by cop. You ask me that is some homo shit to do. Some guy tried to kill Trump and Michael Jackson had a collection of of gay and kiddie porn but somehow I'm not surprised at all. What the fuck is wrong with people? --Dave G. Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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