Who Gives a Fuck? 
Last night my girlfriend decided to watch Bruce Jenner declare that he is ready to be a she. For the 3.4 minutes that I watched it, all I could think of is, this guy is the biggest fucking douche in the world. Shut the fuck up about it already, put your panties on, and move on with life. Why do we need to know the details? Sure, I understand the TV networks have run out of ideas, but really. I could care less. I put my headphones on, and worked on CS, where our trannys have big dicks, and never complain. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
East and West 
So my friend and I were talking about sense of direction and how the ocean plays a key factor in that. I told him that when I moved from Florida to California, it took a while for me to get used to the ocean being to the west. His girlfriend turned to me with a puzzled look and said, "I thought the ocean is always to the west." I kind of couldn't believe what I just heard. "Not when you're on the east coast." I replied. I know women have shitty sense of direction, but they're supposed to have some common sense, aren't they? --Adam Leave A Comment
Life in Prison or Death 
What is worse for the prisoner? Life in jail, with no chance for parole, or the death sentence? I think the life in prison has to be the worst of the two. Sure the death sentence, you are going to die, but at least you are going to die soon. Not 80 years later. 80 years of sitting there, day after day, doing nothing. Maybe you get a few books, etc. But that's about it, if you are locked up in solitary confinement, you aren't doing shit for 23 hours a day. Maybe you can hang yourself a few years in. That's about the only bright future you would have. --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Bitch Slapped 
I think there should be some kind of legislation put into action where qualified people are licensed to bitch slap other people without repercussion. Kind of like the police, except the designated slappers will have some moral integrity. So if someone is holding up the line at the store because she is bitching at the clerk about some stupid shit, bam! Bitch slapped! Or someone is taking his sweet ass time crossing the street when the light is red, here comes a nice hard bitch slap. Basically, whenever someone is being an inconsiderate asshole and wasting other peoples' time, they need to be bitch slapped. Let's make it happen. --Adam Leave A Comment
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So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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