The Lookout Code 
At my old job we had a lookout code for hotties in the store. It was a huge store so we gave the store a imaginary layout of the United States., and the parking lot was Canada. When a hottie was around we would call out the state she was in and a number 1 through 5. We did that because the 1-10 was too obvious. It really helped with rubber necking. Any of you have anything like that at a job? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Crisis averted  
So I had a bump in the road with windows, but I got it all figured out. Turns out it wasn't windows10, but a update fucked up and made my hard drive read only. I switched it back to were it was, and now it works fine. So if you were one of the other people that had signed up to the waiting list just keep a eye out for that and enjoy the new shit it has to offer. Also did anyone catch that fight last night? If you blinked more than twice you would have missed it. Who did you guys wants want to win? --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Houston we have a problem 
So Tuesday I upgraded my computer to Windows10 because it was free. It's sleek and I haven't had any issues with it. That previous statement is something I would have said before yesterday. Today all I can say is Windows10 what the fuck. I have found out I can't download shit because it says I'm not the administrator, but I'm the only account on the computer. Currently I'm on hold waiting for some Indian mother fucker to tell me how to fix this. Sadly until then I don't have the updates for you...keep checking in for updates on the issue. --Big Jeff Leave A Comment
Reruns Today 
Howdy all! I am having some internet issues that most likely will not be fixed for the rest of the day. The internet actually works, but I cannot upload fucking videos or pictures. Instead of giving you nothing, how about 50 randomly selected reposts for you to revisit. Swell idea right? Thanks for understanding! --Jay D. Leave A Comment
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So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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