Crazyshit is not just a place for perverted middle-aged single guys who like to jerk off all day and call everyone fags. Crazyshit is not just a place for creepy guys in Europe who like to dress up as ugly chicks and shove large objects up their ass. Crazyshit is a place for lovers too. That's right, Crazyshit is a place for man and woman to enjoy looking at dead people and Asians shitting on each other. It's somewhere they can share their love of all kinds of porn, like fat chicks fucking midgets or white chicks sucking big black dongs. So grab your loved one, hold them tight, and enjoy all that is Crazyshit. --Adam Leave A Comment

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The FBI is trying to find Jimmy Hoffa's bones outside Detroit. Is this really the best way to spend tax payers' money? We all know he's dead, but does it matter where he's actually at? I guess, there are some people in law enforcement that need to know, and now they are digging up a field to find them. Besides, an informant that is 85 told them that it is 100% that Hoffa is buried in that field. But he said under cement in a barn. Where do you think Hoffa is buried? In Giant's Stadium? In that field? In the Everglades? --Jay Leave A Comment

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I've been car shopping for a while now and one thing that kind of surprised me is how few manual transmissions there are out there. I've been driving stick since I learned how to drive, and the way I see it, it's the only way to drive. You have way more control, you get better gas mileage, and you can always push start if necessary. The only real hindrance is trying to shift while getting road head, but if you're on the freeway then it's not an issue. --Adam Leave A Comment

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Well guys, it's that day to celebrate your fatherhood. That is, if you're a father. Someone that invests time in their kid/s. Not someone who lets a video-game-system babysit them. If you fall into the video-game-system category, do your kid a favor and fucking leave or change! You're the problem that is plaguing the states and probably the rest of the modern world. You're the reason we have all these piece-of-shit kids running around. I can't fucking stand seeing fat-ass kids waddling around. There's no reason a twelve-year-old should be a fat chunk-of-shit! Kids should be running around playing! Being physical! Not sitting in front of a television all fucking day because their parents are too busy playing "Candy Crush," or whatever-the-fuck they do instead of paying attention to their kids. If you fall into the group of parents ignoring their kids, you're going to regret it one day. Chances are you're a scumbag piece-of-shit anyways. Regretting everything you've ever done. So, be a father in action, not just in title. Telling your shit-machines you love them ain't enough! They need you're time and attention! Don't be a fucking scrub! Love always, --Henry M. Leave A Comment

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