Texan's Suck 
Monday night football proved that the Texans suck, and guess what, so does iluvkitty. Ha! Iluvkitty emailed me yesterday letting me know that the Texans are #1, and that the Steeler's suck. He even sent a picture of a man wearing some Houston Texan underwear which seemed pretty weird, but I guess that's how iluvkitty rolls. Let me point out that the Steelers suck too, but just not as bad as iluvkitty and the Texans ;) --Jay D. Leave A Comment
Who’s the Negotiator Now?  
Last night my boy was trying to talk me into extra watching TV before bed. He had decided that the number 4 would represent some arbitrary measure of time. Being the awesome Dad I am, I thought we could negotiate down to 2. I started at 1, and he went to 3. Then I said 2, and he said 3. I went for no TV and he stuck with 3, this back and forth went on and on for a few minutes. Then he pulled the tactic I didn’t plan for; The Meltdown. I laughed a little on the inside and said “ok, 4 is fine.” Of course when it came time to watch TV, he was over it after about a minute. Life lessons by Daddy Jay D. Leave A Comment
Where The Fuck Are We? 
Remember when there were no cell phones or GPS, and people actually had to know where there were going before they got in a car and drove somewhere? I for one, still like to know how to get where I'm going before I leave. Few things are as annoying as sitting in a car with someone who is depending on some shitty electronic device to tell them where to go, and they still can't find the fucking place. And then the battery dies. Is there a map in the glove box? Of course not. Most people seem to think that technology has made our lives so much better, but I think it's just made people way more stupid and lazy than they were before. But it does make jacking off a lot better, so I guess it ain't all bad. --Adam Leave A Comment
The Pee-Pee Dance 
Have you ever done the pee-pee dance? Of course you have. But we all have different versions. Probably every version of the pee-pee dance includes pinching your legs together and hopping around a little bit. Now that I think about it, I bet some of you out there wear adult diapers so you never have to do the pee-pee dance again. --Adam Leave A Comment
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08/31/2014

So if you haven‘t figured it out already, Rockinron is not dead. He‘s actually feeling better than ever after we successfully pranked you fuckers. When he first brought up the idea of me announcing his death, I thought, if done right it could be really funny, but it turned out so much greater than I ever imagined. People were truly bummed out. It was so awesome. Even Jay texted me, "Seriously?", right after he read my blog. For a second I thought about replying, "Yup&q...

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