Yeah I think I would just pass on what ever grandma was making. Giz cake.
Instead of saying something stupid like "First", I will comment on the clip. I guess that if the vibrator was clean, using it to mix that batter would by alright. But if that blond is pink, then I would want to lick it clean before it was used. But as a kid I got to lick the beaters when my mom made cookies or cake. So I quess I would lick this clean too. Umm Pink sure does taste good
That woulda been funnier if granny was jigging herself. Sure sounds like it.
ummm davcommander u did say first!
^^^Yeah! You did! got ya!
u see em on tv all the time for em in europe but @ least europe's sense of humor on censorship is way lighter than ours! it was actually some kind of mixer commercial back in 99 i saw it in france on tv damn now i feel old! thanks crazy shit!!
I think it WAS grandmas
o yeah and thank god none of those stupid first bitches got on here!!! thanks dav!!
So was that the dildo team wants lilo1 to shove up his arse?
Thing sounds like a weed eater from the other room.That bitch probably stirs her snatch to coffee can status.
No problem eyenback. As a Disabled American Veteran (thus my sign in) always happy when I can assist a fellow human in their time of need
you know dave when you first came here you were a naive kinda guy...now your just like the rest of us sad fucks..welcome...daves first bitches...everybody bow and go beat off...lol
ahhhh i remember the day i was first post bitches...went home got drunk, kicked my cat and then the little woman beat me up...best day of my life....heheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
fuck quit being so proper davcommander have a sense of humor isnt that why we come on here to crazyshit. fuck i may need to cancel my yearly pass if we get a bunch of fucktards like that. o wiat its to late we already have them.
sorry d.a.v. i didnt know i never would have called u dave if i did... much respect brother i was in the national guard in bosnia i was there showing up in the knick of time after black hawk went down dude it is mind scarring even though the marines didnt want me cause i was married and 2 kids when i signed up the funny thing is i refused to go to the air force right after high school after aceing the asvab and physical just because i met my girlfriend now my wife of almost 10 yrs... and now i feel old again lol!!!
Dam sad to see my USMC is lowering thier standard. SEMPER FI my fellow devildogs.
That's not cake batter Granny's mixing. You don't want to know what it is.
i want to know
Its shit and semen. any questions?
THAT CAKE IS GONNA HAVE FLAVOR OF A DODGER DOG!!! BY THE WAY WHITE WOMEN SMELL LIKE HOT-DOG WATER!!!
That cake i guess will have a chicken & mushroom pot noodle kinda taste to it, especialy if the old dear used it first.
wow that grandma sure does know how to use that thing lol...
lick it for luck, granma! swallow it whole