Matt Damons Pretty Fucking Mad

Jesse U.
5,488 Views 1 decade ago

I don't think Jimmy thought he was going to react like that, but what the fuck did he expect. That's just wrong.

36 Comments
  • badger5 September 20, 2006

    gay,

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  • dreadlock September 20, 2006

    Hahaha hope thats real jimmy kimmle was pushing that running gag a lil to far and by the way he stormed off the set and jimmy ran after him .........

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  • monkeynutsryou September 20, 2006

    man i need to stop being lazy and hook up these speakers

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  • kkkkilla September 20, 2006

    fake

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  • king_dingaling September 20, 2006

    yeah

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 20, 2006

    boo hoo hoo.. poor little money bags hollywood dipshit... why don't he and tom cruise go bang somewhere~ too much money, not enough class with celebrities these days..

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  • jimdirk September 20, 2006

    if that was real, thats great. wouldn't you be kinda embarassed if jimmy kimmel did that shit to you all the time? hes not even a real fucking celebrity. and matt damon is a good actor.

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  • dasoupnazi September 20, 2006

    That was a setup.

    There is a semi-recurring joke on Jimmy Kimmel Live where at the end of shows Kimmel says "...and sorry to Matt Damon, we ran out of time," the joke being that Matt Damon was not scheduled to appear that night. Kimmel told website tmz that "We do it at the end of every show for no good reason at all." The joke is a reference to the fact that shows like The Tonight Show and Late Show with David Letterman occasionally run long, resulting in announced guests being unable to appear and that Matt Damon (being a big star) would not be someone you would put at the end of the show. To spoof the joke Matt appeared on Kimmel's prime time show, 'acting' as though he was upset when the show ended before he could be interviewed.

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  • eyenbackofhead September 20, 2006

    ^^ yea thats why the security guard just let him him walk right by i bet!

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  • nudrop September 20, 2006

    MATT DAMON!!! (Team America)

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  • islanderlady September 20, 2006

    cute joke to pull on viewers - it didn't have a good beat and it wasn't easy to dance to so i only give it a 5

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  • belarius September 20, 2006

    Poor Matt, now he needs Ben Affleck to give him an erotic oil massage with a happy ending to make him feel all better.

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 20, 2006

    LOL islanderlady!!

    yeah i see now where it could have been a setup....... shit Matt should get an Oscar for that performance..... he had my dumb ass convinced! :)

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  • islanderlady September 20, 2006

    no comments about your ass mermaid lol

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  • September 20, 2006

    oh fucking wah. I feel bad for the rich guy that fucks any girl he want.

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  • calibaldie September 21, 2006

    hey my brother kkkklilla could not been fake look at how red mat turned. i would have knocked him the fukc out.

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  • devastationinc September 21, 2006

    If it were real ...Matt should have decked him. But if it was staged then Matt should have decked him. Kimmel is shit.

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  • pablosdog September 21, 2006

    If it were real???? c'mon, nobody's that dumb, are they? If it happened on TV it is fake. Period.

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  • hotpoolhustle September 21, 2006

    It's a *JOKE*...who says the Yanks don't get irony.

    Dumb.

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  • davcommander September 21, 2006

    Is it just me or is there a resembulance with that fruitcake in the lace that had a pic posted on the 19th? I can beleive it was fake but it did look real. That is why he is such a well paid actor

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  • zedex September 21, 2006

    I was gonna watch the vid, but, sorry, Matt, I ran out of time. Gotta go !!

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  • sleeko September 21, 2006

    I'm sure it was a set-up, but it was funny.

    On the west coast, at least, who can stay up that late? There's waves to ride in the morning.

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  • slipalong September 21, 2006

    Why don't you yanks understand irony? A lot of good comedy is wasted on you.

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  • pnutt September 21, 2006

    We understand it...sometimes its just fuckin lame =)

    AND what happend no new pix or vids today? its 6pm already....

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 21, 2006

    ^^^It's after nine now!!!WTF???

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  • 4leftturnsx500 September 21, 2006

    Fuck it...go to littlemidgets/browse.php?type=2

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  • pnutt September 22, 2006

    Thanx Left

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  • cheboludo September 22, 2006

    matt is afag;slipalong and all english can lick my balls ;that was fake

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  • cptfucko September 22, 2006

    fuckin lame. crazy shit?

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  • teamshowoff September 22, 2006

    YEA YEA YOU ARE MY SLAVES YEA EYA WE ARE THE WHITE RACE WE ARE THE PURE RACE YEA YEA WE HATE BLACKS FUCK THAT I MEAN NIGGERS YEA YEA KILL ALL NIGGERS YEA YEA WE HATE MEXICANS YOU FUCKING WET-BACK YEA YEA AND WE HATE YOU YEA YEA YOU THINK YOU ARE SOMEONE NOT YOU ARE NO ONE THATS WHY YOU ARE ON THIS CRAZY SHIT YEA YEA SO LOOK AT YOU SELF REAL HARD ( BETTER LOOK AT YOUR SELF IN THE MIRROR WITH NO CLOTHES ON YOU WILL SEE ALL YOUR DEEP THOUGHTS, THAT YOU DONT WANT ANY ONE TO FIND OUT YEA YEA YOU ARE NO ONE YEA YEA YEA, REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SMALL AND YOU TRUSTED SOME ONE IN YOUR FAMILY AND THEY MADE YOU DO THINGS THAT YOU DID’NT WANT TO BUT YOU DID IT ANYWAY , CAUSE YOU WANTED SOMEONE TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU YEA EYA THAT IS LIFE YEA YEA OR WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND YOU WANTED TO GO TO THE PARTYS WITH THE OLDER KIDS YEA EYA NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOUR GETTIN RAPE BY A BUNCH OF BOYS THAT YOU THOUGHT WERE YOU FRIENDS YEA YEA THATS LIFE YEA YEA SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE PEOPLE THAT SAY WE SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND THEY ARE AT HOME ON THERE COMPUTERS TALKING SHIT YOU ARE A BUNCH OF BITCHES YEA YEA I SAY FUCK THEM IF THEY WANT TO GO OVER THERE AND DIE SO BE IT YEA YEA I WILL BE HAPPY HERE IN THE GOOD OLD USA LIVING AND BREATHING YEA YEA NO ONE IS FUCKING WITH ME SO I SAY FUCK BUSH IT’S HES WAR NOT MINE YEA YEA YEA LIFE WILL GO ON SO LIVE IT GOOD AND HAVE FUCKING FUN YEA YEA YEA

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  • bigwilly September 22, 2006

    You bastard teamie. I was just going to say that...

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  • pootietang September 22, 2006

    team 4 president

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  • pootietang September 22, 2006

    that old ass security guard couldnt do shit anyway

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  • mermaid_w_legz September 22, 2006

    WHERE IS THE NEW SHIT? *sigh*.. guess I'll have to go looking way back in the archives for entertainment around here :) j/k...

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  • belarius September 23, 2006

    why do people like slipalong keep crapping on us American's? What the fuck is wrong with you, bitch? Can't you make an intelligent comment without insulting your fellow crazyshitters??? If you can't, then I suggest you go fuck yourself, you antisocial piece of crap. Okay, I feel better now. Seriously though... I love Europe and I love America... I just hate one-sided idiots with no real conversational skills and even worse, with no imagination.... OH I HATE THIS I HATE THAT... make a real observation faggot. And stop being so stupidly one-celled.

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  • slipalong September 25, 2006

    I was just fucking about Belarius. I love football (soccer) and yet I sit back and have a laugh at the bitching between Americans and Europeans when a 'soccer' vid comes on. I've travelled a bit, and I'm yet to meet an unfriendly, unsociable American. And I won't take your comments to heart due to the fact I was just pissing about. No hard feelings eh?

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