Here's a little spoof that uses Star Wars and The Monty Python. Pretty funny.
OH YEAH HOWS THAT DONKEY DICK TASTE TEAMSHOWOFF YOU FUCKING SCHOOL KID BRAT. DONT BE JACKING YOUR LIFE AWAY YOU SORRY SHIT
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUY WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN FRONT A DOOR?....MATT
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUY WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS HANGING ON A WALL?....ART
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUY WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS IN THE POOL?....BOB
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD. ITS THE FUTURE, WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING EACH OTHER WITH LASER GUNS. LIHT SABERS ARE FOR PUSSIES?
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves..... RUSSEL
what do you call a girl with 1 leg...AILENE
what do you call a dog with no legs.... WHAT DOES IT MATTER, HE WONT COME RUNNING
WHATS BLACK,WHITE & TAN AND LOOKS GOOD ON A NIGGER...... A GERMAN SHEPARD
hey ^^^^^^i was gonna use that one....
the one about the dogg with no leggs
What's 50 feet long and smells like piss????
A nursing home line dance, with findher69her's mom leading the electric slide.
LMAO!! you guys are caaaaaa-raaaazy!
Omg a clip from one of my favourite movies of all time...!!
The Star Wars shit ruined it.. I wanted to hear the black night say "It's just a flesh wound!"
Love me some Python! :D
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in prison?...FUCKED
knight* ^ before someone jumps my ass for misspelling
probably be more fun jumping the ass of a mermaid with legs than it would with a fish tail
Hi mrs. smith can joey come out and play? Thats not funny. You know joey has no arms or legs! Thats ok we just want to use him as second base!
just plain stupid shit ! just like staw wars i hate sci fi shit !!
He should have just turned him into a newt!
Python Rules ! And I love the creativity of this piece. I was waiting for them to tie it back to Star wars at the end. Like a scene where Vader is getting a tune up with all his face parts.
Mr Shit? I thought you said to me: 'Ohhhhhh damnnnnnn baby that's tightttttttttt', then you fainted and I had to do mouth to mouth remember?
Don't be talkin' 'bout me bein no virgin (why am I talking like this?)
back to the Python clip:
"We are the knights who say NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK"
"I fart in your general direction"
And.......... my absofuckinglutely favourite part.................
the Brave Sir Robin song :)
Oh wait.. that bridge of doom scene is pretty hilarious too!
I can almost swear that that's my ex girlfriend on the left w/ a mouthful of junk...skank!
i dont know wileys_farm you got to ask your mom i here shes sucking donkey dick, if you pay an extra 50 cents she will suck donny the donkey dick, you know your pet donkey your dad bought you on your 16 b-day yea yea yea join the white race yea yea yea
A midget walks in to a bar, takes a few shots of whiskey, jumps up on the bar stool and said, "Hey, any of you motherfuckers want to fight me?" A guy 6 feet two inches tall and weighing 253 lbs stood up and said, "I'll fight you!" That little midget jumped on him and beat the shit out of him. Next night the midget walked in and took a few shots, jumped on his bar stool and said, "Hey, any of you motherfuckers want to fight me?" This time an even bigger guy stood up. He was about 6 foot 5 inches and weighed 348 lbs. The midget jumped on him and beat the shit out of him, too. So the bar owner went out and bought a gorilla and locked it in the bathroom. Later that night the midget walked in, took a few shots of whiskey and jumped on the bar stool and asked if there were any sons of bitches that want to fight. This time no one stood up. The bar owner said, "There's a guy in the bathroom that wants to kick your fucking ass." Now the gorilla was in the bathroom for about 6 hours and was really pissed off. That midget walked into the bathroom and there was all kinds of noise for about 2 hours. Finally that midget walked out, sat down all out of breath, looked at the bar owner and said, "Tell that damn nigger his fur coat is in the toilet."
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ THIS SHIT SUCKS LIKE TEAMWOLFS MOTHER
WHAT THE FUCK I MUST BE DRUNK I MEAN TEAMSHOWOFFS MOTHER LOL MY BAD FUCK YOU TEMAFAG OFF
What do you call a bunch of guys with no arms and legs and rides the little bus? teamsuckoff..
ah now i know what teamshowdick's secret society is and how they are able to get cut to shreds and keep on being fools. just line showteamstupidity stays all the time... yea yea your a dumass.
opps didn't type too well that time hurrying and not caring cus teamshowoff's little world is not being fun to harrass any more what a shame the little asswipe lost my attention now... oh well he's probably used to being lonely as well as ugly
Teamshowoff is so retarded his goldfish tell him when to feed them!
hes so ugly the even the local blind man spits on him,
I heard that when Team was born, his father threw rocks at the stork.
or the best part of him ran down his mothers leg
yea yea i love it please more i need more yea eya fuck you yea yea play the game ye ye a fuck you and your borning ass life yyea yea eya, think about it you are the joke of this hole thing yea yea eya
I know how you came about - your daddy pissed in your mother!
Team, while I appreciate your attempt at now trying to sway us with your humour.. it's NOT working babe!
You can't even be YOU without being racist and hateful you shavedheaded tatooed Spaghettio chompin wanking with sticky paged Playboy fragile minded twit!!
By the way..... we all know after you get home from your nightly Jr Klan meetings~ you secretly get dowwwwwwwwwn in your livingroom and boogey with your James Brown Cds!
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel gooooooooooooooooood.. I knew that I would now..................... I feeeeeeel good!! ~~~~~~~~~~
do you really feel good, remember that time when some one hurt you so bad that you could not belive it, all you you wanted to do is cry and cry you thought that the pain would never go away, always thinking about it day after day didnt know what to do, how to deal with it well fuck you you white bitch mermaid_w_legz i hope that when you were a child you got molested and or got rappe how do you deal with it yea yea fuck all you redneck pecker=woods trailer trash honkeys yea yea yea fuck all whiteys yea yea you are the white devils pale face fucks .... fuck the kkk and the aryan nation fuck you skin heads fuck all white people, always calling black people niggers yea all you white people are scard bitches
^^ !!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Shit...............AND.....
Sorry Team.. I really am :)
YEA MY MOTHER TOOK IT HARD WHEN MY DAD LEFT HER SO SHE GAVE ME ALL HER LOVE I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS WRONG AT THE TIME I REALLY ENJOYED IT AT THE TIME, MY MOM SPENDING ALL HER TIME WITH ME SHE USE TO TELL ME TO BRING SOME OF MY FRIENDS OVER WHILE WE WERE PLAYING NITENDO SHE WAS TAKING US ONE BY ONE IN THE ROOM IT WAS FUN OF COURSE WHEN YOUR 13 YEARS OLD , BUT NOW THAT IM OLDER I KNOW THAT YOUR MOM IS NOT SUPPOSE TO SUCK YOU DICK, I WASENT SUPPOSE TO FUCK MY MOM IN HER ASS AND HER PUSSY BUT SHE TOLD ME TO DO IT, SHE USE TO MAKE ME LICK HE PUSSY ALL THE TIME SHE SAID SHE WAS TEACHING ME ALL THIS SO I CLOULD KEEP MY GIRL HAPPY. I STILL SEE MY MOM EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE SHE STILL HAS YOUNG BOYS IN AND OUT OF HER HOUSE THAT WAS FUN YE AYEA WE MUST KILL ALL WHITEY THEY ARE THE SICK PERVS ON THIS WORLD YEA YEA WE MUST KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE YEA YEA FUCK YOU PALE FACE BITCHES YEA YEA
...I hope my comments find their way to the STAR WARS video clips, shit was funny and entertaining unlike some of the above comments who have gone off on a completely different tangent altogether.
a LITTLE sidetracked? ^^^ umm ... yeah!
That was good lol .