Hell If I would have known that I would have got myself a Harley Davidson a long time ago. That's fucked up the way he just comes in like that. I like it.
TEAMSHOWOFF SUCKS BIG MONKEY DICK AND FUCKS HIS OWN MAMMA. YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER
The dude in the closet is putting on his batman outfit. Waitin for just the right moment to pop out.
That WAS funny!!
Reminds me of the time Lefty walked in and almost caught me with the Commander, well what could I do??
I am a sucker for a man in uniform ;)
Salute > !! hehe
shit I have a 12 gauge and .45 in my closet. Dudes lucky thats not my house
I'm so scared of them Harley Guys. Yep. I'll hide in the closet too if a HarleyGuy came to my house to bone my wife. Them some mean ass bikes.
This is bullchit! I have been riding for years, the husbands usually run out the backdoor and in a few cases, jumped out a window......
that was just stupid as hell!
A MAN IN UNIFORM??? COMMANDER wears a chicken suit for KFC and hands out flyers, for God's Sakes!!! HOW CAN YOU LEAVE LEFTy AND I, BELARIUS THE SEXUS CYNING, LORD OF CARNAL PLEASURES AND SWEET HELLISH ORGASMS!!?!?!?!!
Okay, thats it, Legz...I guess my golden nutcup/gorilla uniform isn't enough for you! I am calling Jenny Garcia now! Well. as soon as I can get her attention... and after that, get her phone number.... but but, yeah! It is obvious that you and Commander are one in the flesh! I cannot compete with that. Me and my golden nutcup will take our sexual services elsewhere. *****sigh******
now go to the bedroom and shit on her head.. you know she wants it...(fuck me in the mornin) insane fucks;;;;;;;;;^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey Mr Shit.... ;) hehe
There is enuff mermaid skins here to go around.. "set your nets boyzzzzz" (said a la Mae West)~fishmongers!!! all of ya! LOL.... cast your poles n nets into the waters-- if I kick and scream a little that just means I like it... I'm not fighting.... cause I am a loud little half fish woman when I get 'cited at the prospect of getting ummmmmm snared,snagged and land locked with my tail a flippin' and my heart a racin' at the thought of being trapped, LANDED on that hook of pure desire.... that pole of longing pleasure that will make me soar to the heights in my siren song: saying "Daddy, come on Daddy..... catch me so I can get my landing legz to wrap 'round your manly body and show ya what it means to TRULY get a bit o tail!!"------------------- LOL! ;)
yea yea wileys_farm is the place to go if you want to see a horse with a 14 inch dick thats fucking wileys_farms mom yea yea yea its a real site to see she loves every inch of that horse cock ,,, join the aryan nation we are the pure race yea yea yea and they only charge a dollar at the door yea yea
A spic walks into a bar and says, "Hey, nigger, give me a drink." The nigger bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "nigger." "Oh man!, I am sure sorry about that bro'. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the spic says, "Hey moon crickett, another round." The nigger says,"Hey, look, I really don't want you calling me "moon crickett" either." The spic says,"Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean anything by it." The bartender says, "OK that's it! How would you like it if you were the bartender and I came in here calling you names?" "I don't know, let's find out." So the spic puts on an apron and goes behind the bar and the nigger walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want a fucking drink!" The "bartender" stops washing glasses and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers in here
TEAMSHOWOFF YOUR SILL A MUTHERFUCKEN PUSSY ASS MUTHER FUCKER YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT? YOU FUCKING FUCK TARD ASSWHIPE. KEEP THE YOUR MOTHER JOKES IN THE ZOO WHERE THAT BITCH BELONGS YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. WHAT PIECE OF SHIT YOU TURNED OUT TO BE. FUCKEN CHICKEN SHIT MUTHER FUCKER. FUCK HARLEY ASSHOLES THEY ARE OVER RATED.
Teamshow off, now THAT was funny.....why can Niggers call themselves Niggers and White folk can't use that term for fear of reprisal?
You know the difference between A Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the DIRTBAG.......MUHAHAHAHAH
Q:what do Dale Earnhardt & pink floyd have in common? A: their last big hit was the wall
Q: How do you fix a womans's watch...............A: you dont, theres a clock on the oven
Supp!! mermaid. i would wear a merman outfit for you any time
Mfaymidas, prolly cause "whitey" calling blacks nigger is ALWAYS a degradation. Duhhhhh, dumbfuck. I see you fucktards are enjoying the Klan's Book Of Nigger Jokes. And they ain't even funny. Typical Stale Ass White so called comedy. Why aren't there any Cracker Jokes??? Cause blacks are far above degrading other races of people to puff ourselves up. You fucks are far more ignorant than you want to believe.
You know teamshowoff (with two ff's)I've been watching you for a while now and I have deduced you to be an intelligent individual with a personality disorder that requires you to portray a mean, angry, fucked up mothersucker in order to draw out the graphic underlying urges of anonymous posters for your own gratification. You seem to put together some very intellectual arguments regarding items on the post, then next thread you go all to pieces and attempt to incite hatred for your persona by being very antagonistic.. I like you... you are just way cool the way you get the semi-educated to bite back at your inane comments. I might do a paper on your meta-mental post ordanic responses. Very nice, keep it up.
hey bigwilly your %100 right. not. he has A.D.D and nothing more that that. hes a freeking retard. a piece of shit of a human being.
I ride a Harley as some of you may or may not know and to anyone who thinks thats all of us biker trash mother fuckers are assholes.....your absolutely right. pussies.
harleys,lol....too expensive for me to pay for the name on a bike.
Harleys and bikers rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bikers get more pussy!Kudos buddernutts!