Moped Vs Train

Jesse U.
5,244 Views 1 decade ago

Well like you had to guess who won this won. Guy never stood a chance.

35 Comments
  • badger5 October 25, 2006

    shit brakes on those hondas,.....

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  • teamshowoff October 25, 2006

    yea yea yea kill slant eyed gooks yea yea yea rice a roni bitch yea yea yea

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  • mermaid_w_legz October 25, 2006

    Hello?????????

    Train in plain view, engine running and horn blaring etc..

    They must be dipshits in Thailand

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  • ~ever~ October 25, 2006

    Dude had his stereo up too loud and now here the train. He got spun the fuck around after he got hit.

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  • gottiku October 25, 2006

    Ouch, that was so not CORAL. He should of looked both ways before he crossed the track.

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  • hornet6 October 25, 2006

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! Fucking hilarious! Dumbass dipshits like that deserve to get hit! Kinda hard to miss a TRAIN, isn't it??? And they blame it on no gates or warning lights?!?

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  • wileys_farm October 25, 2006

    I CAN MAKE IT, I CAN MAKE IT, OH NO, SHIT,

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  • ohyeaitsme October 25, 2006

    would have made it had he not hit brakes..... it was like he half way thought about shootin the gap first... but as badger said... fkn brakes on them hondas boyyyyy they will getcha... whats even more funny is the guy in the white shirt with the hat standin by the train... he dont even look back at the guy when he gets hit... train 1... gook 0

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  • zedex October 25, 2006

    Gee, I wonder if my slow, sluggish, grossly underpowered scooter can cross before that 16000 horsepower train running at speed??

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  • mrdresden October 25, 2006

    Oh fuck that's good. Biggest laugh since Aunty Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle. Yes Yes Yes!

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  • just4orfun October 25, 2006

    i bet that fucker,can take a punch in the arm any day,lol!!!

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  • bitteroldman October 25, 2006

    I think it was supposed to be a stunt. Why else would someone be standing there filming? I think he was going to try to beat the train by a split second and then pussied out at the last second.

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  • icecold October 25, 2006

    hahaha he took out a street sign in the prosses

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  • sexyspeed100 October 25, 2006

    that was the funniest shit i have ever seen. i think he would of made it if he kept going... why stop in the middle of the tracks?!

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  • youngblood48 October 25, 2006

    what was funny is he tried to turn around...damn...in front of the train...if that was a nascar driver he would have hit it knowing he can make it to the other side.....bitches

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  • 4leftturnsx500 October 25, 2006

    Yeah...^^^I love you Tonto!

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  • diducthat October 25, 2006

    at least he saw it comming

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  • youngblood48 October 25, 2006

    hey lefty we got to stick together....soccer bitches....

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  • lllandrum October 25, 2006

    Damn, really really really sucks to be that asshole...and...yes...coral...STILL sounds gay!

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  • geargrinder65 October 25, 2006

    I am deeply.......deeply, saddened by some of the comments, how cruel it is to make fun of someone elses misfortunes...this poor guy probably has a wife and kids at home and will probably be homeless because of no income, but if his wife is willing to put out, I mean he ain't gonna be fuckin her any time soon, I'm willin to toss a few bucks so they'll at least have some food....COMEON WHO"S WITH ME HERE!!!

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  • cemetery man October 25, 2006

    jump fucker jump!

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  • hatedogs October 25, 2006

    It's amazing that this train was able to fuck up so many gooks in the exact same way. Still, I'll bet there's a lot more of the little bastards where these came from . . .

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  • ohyeaitsme October 26, 2006

    i just remembered i HAD seen this before.. and now i remember why the video was so ironic... bitteroldman wrote:

    I think it was supposed to be a stunt. Why else would someone be standing there filming?

    no.. it was not a stunt... the reason why the film crew was there???... they were filming videos to improve "rail crossing signals".... kinda funny they got what they needed for proof huh...

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  • beyondfear October 26, 2006

    That Nip surely got enough of his shit ruined. His jaw broken and a new asshole ripped into him, making him more aerodynamic (if you happen to be optimistic).

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  • calibaldie October 26, 2006

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha stop that train ha ha ha

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  • calibaldie October 27, 2006

    they day afer haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • katrinahihi October 28, 2006

    fuckin gook

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  • jblcn1042 October 30, 2006

    Hahahaha PWNED!!

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  • mrdresden October 30, 2006

    We are miserable sinners / Filthy Fuckers / Arseholes...

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  • detroitleanin October 31, 2006

    stupidity is painful

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  • deadwatcher March 6, 2007

    That stupid son of a bitch.what the hell was he thinkin? Did he think the fuckin train was gonna stop? He just looks at it like " oh shit"

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  • xantradorn December 5, 2007

    he was riding a moped. he deserved to die, mangling is not enouh

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  • theegg March 7, 2008

    mopeds are cool.

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  • thehoff May 30, 2008

    Like you can;t see or hear the train? What a morono.

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  • intellexicon November 19, 2008

    Me no see train, me no hear train, ooooohhh me feel train though!!

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