Even if I could become one of these masters, I'm not so sure I would want to do that. Isn't there a man law against this type of shit?
Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok....
My iron balls technique will beat your swollen vagina fist any day..ahh ha ha ha
so this is what honkeydicklips came from.
looks too funny, and fake. Not a photoshop fake, like Monty Python fake. Chinese humour. That jumping kick looked like crap.
Like wrestling fake....
So many asian women out there, just ready to fuck and suck, and these fags just can't stop playing with each other's balls, what the hell is up with that shit?
A sect of Cornish monks in exile in Normandy locked themselves in their monastery and set it ablaze shortly after receiving what monastic journals recovered from the fire described as a "goblet of great value". A letter written by the abbot to the Count of Normandy shortly before the fire stated that "[we] have drunk from the cup of righteousness with the name of the Lord upon our lips, and so should our wounds be cleansed and shall we live eternally." No one in the Count's court spoke Cornish, and the letter remained untranslated until 1633.
wheres the need?
They're monks. What else they gonna do with their sacks?
ya put ya left leg in, ya left leg out, in, out, in, out and shake it all about, you do the bollock bashin and you turn around, and thats what its all about...
uh this shit AINT fake. it is called combat chi or chi quong and if you have EVER seen it you will trip the fuck out. i have seen 2x4's broken over a guys crotch with no cup on. and he was smiling. so not for me but you can pray to god almighty that you never try to kick a master of this shit in the balls in a barfight. look it up.
Harry Cornish Potter and the Goblet of Semen
IF I SIT DOWN TOO FAST MY BALLS HURT! These tards either have on a cup, they're actually women, or they had their nuts removed and stuck their dicks up their asses before the kicking started!
crazy muther fuckers that almost as crazy as going to neckcar racing event.
BOY THEY REALLY NEED A GIRL
ALMOST CALI.........BOY ITS FUNNY EVERYBODY SAYS NASCAR THIS AND THAT.....wonder why all the f1, cart, and irl drivers are trying to get a seat in THE HOTTEST DIVISION OF RACING.....bitches
^^ because as we all know the world is mostly populated by complete fucking morons. who have menial jobs and will waste more money than they should on something that blows three legged sheep. and since we all chase the dollar, there ya go. nascar sucks and f1 is KING. that is why more people play putt putt than golf, cuz it is EASIER.
bubba, bubba, bubba, you dont have to have a menial job to enjoy racing...i would much rather watch 43 cars side by side, beating and banging versus 15 cars going in a single file line waiting for somebody to fuck up or blow a engine...and i enjoy all types of racing including f1..so your comments have no effect here...go crunch your numbers again and come back and play
aww hell not to say i am not biased. to me 43 cars side by side means that no one has an advantage. the fuck up is why you loose, cuz ya fucked up! a single file means ya gotta pass me to beat me. to each their own but i have to slip this in, NASCAR BLOWs ME AND MY DOG AT THE SAME TIME!!! ok there. i feel better.... sorry 4lt, not!!!
sorry, i am an open wheeled purist snob, doh!
ok don't try this at home. i can tell you, it doesnt work. but then again maybe i shouldnt have tried pulling my car
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They just want to show they can resist pain, their balls are totally guetting obliterated.
December 10, 2016 ...
December 9, 2016 Hey. Show us your tits. Thanks....