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heeeeeeeeeey crazzzzie shit sort yourselves the fuck out, lets see the video and not a load of dumb arse banal bullshit......... I love you all ..Really!!!

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posted on: 12-23-06 @ 2:48 PM

miked

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mxmillin

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posted on: 12-23-06 @ 4:29 PM

gurtman23

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were is that sad pathetic piece of shit geovir78, oh wait thats him in the vid LOL

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posted on: 12-23-06 @ 5:33 PM

hatedogs

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Good god. Between this fat motherfucker and Crockodile Dundee, it’s easy to understand why these fucking bastards fuck Kangaroos instead of women, drive on the wrong side of the fucking road, and buttfuck like banchees out on their goddamn sheep stations. We shoulda let the japs have these bastards; but most of all, fuck you -- reader -- in the goddamn head.

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posted on: 12-23-06 @ 6:03 PM

stealmywheels

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wasnt this in the forum?

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posted on: 12-23-06 @ 6:08 PM

teamshowoff

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STORY TIME YEA YEA YEA YEA ONCE WE HAD A PARTY FOR MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER, WELL MOM AND DAD WERE IN NEW YORK FOR THE WEEK. ME AND MY FRIENDS TOLD MY SISTER THAT WE WOULD HAVE A PARTY FOR HER, TO INVITE HER FRIENDS, SO NOW ITS FRIDAY PARTY TIME SHIT WE MUST OF HAD 20 PEOPLE THERE ALL YOUNGSTERS SO WE GOT DRUNK ON MOM AND DAD LIQURE WE STARTED PLAYING THIS GAME WERE YOU FIND A ROOM OR A CLOSET, THAT THE BOYS WOULD BE IN THERE WITH THE LIGHTS OFF, AND THE GIRLS WOULD WALK IN AND DO WHAT EVER THEY WANTED TO DO , BUT YOU COULD NOT TALK TO EACH OTHER, SHIT I WAS DRUNK WITH A HARD ON IN THE DARK IN MY DADS AND MOMS ROOM MY FRIEND PAUL WENT IN MY ROOM SO THE GIRLS STARTED GOING IN THE ROOMS AND THE CLOSETS SHIT IT WAS DARK AS HELL BUT I REMEMBER I HEARD THE DOOR OPEN STOOD UP AND SHE BUMPED INTO ME, SHE STARTED TO KISS ME FUCK MY DICK WAS SO FUCKING HARD, I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL SHIT THIS GIRL WAS ALL OVER ME, ALL I KNOW IS I FELL ON MY DADS BED AND SHE STARTED TO UN-ZIP MY PANTS I WAS LIKE FUCK YEA SO I JUST LAYED THERE MY PANTS WERE OFF SHIT BEFORE I KNEW IT SHE WAS SUCKING ON DICK I MEAN SHE WAS SUCKING MY BALLS AND MY DICK FUCK I WAS LIKE FUCK NEXT THING I KNOW IS THAT SHE GOT 69 AND I WAS LIKE WHAT SHIT SHE WAS BUTT NAKED I MEAN SHE PUT HER PUSSY ALL IN MY FACE SO I WAS LIKE OH WELL I STARTED LICKING THAT PUSSY SHE WAS LIKE FUCKING MY FACE SHIT I COULD BEARLY BREATH BUT SHE WAS SUCKING MY DICK OH MY GOD I WAS LICKING HER PUSSY HER ASS HOLE SHE WAS LOVING IT CAUSE THE MORE I LICK THE MORE SHE SUCKED NEXT THING I KNOW IS SHE GOT ON TOP AND FUCKED MY FUCKING BRAINS I WAS LIKE FUCK THIS GIRL COULD FUCK SHE WAS POUNDING MY FUCKING DICK I WAS IN LOVE MAN SHE GOT OFF OF ME AND GOT DOGGY STYLE SHIT I DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH MORE I COULD TAKE BUT SURE I GOT BEHIND HER AND STUCK IT IN, MAN I REMEMBER THAT NICE BIG ROUND ASS OF HERS FUCK I WAS TRYING TO SHOW HER THAT I COULD POUND THAT PUSSY I WAS FUCKING THAT PUSSY UP I FELT HER HAND ON MY DICK SHE PUT MY DICK IN HER ASS HOLE SHIT IT WAS SO FUCKING TIGHT BUT MY DICK SLIPED RIGHT IT I WAS LIKE FUCK SHE STARTED TO MOVE SLOWLY SO I JUST STOOD THERE ON MY KNEES SHE STATRED MOVING FASTER SHE GRAB MY LEG TELLING ME TO MOVE SO I STARTED TO POUND THAT ASS FUCK IT WAS SO FUCKING GREAT I MEAN FUCK SHIT I STARTED TO PULL IT OUT PUT IT IN HER PUSSY PUT IT BACK IT HER ASS FUCK I NUTTED ALL IN HER ASS I WAS LIKE FUCK AND BEFORE I KNEW IT SHE SAID DONT STAIN HER DADS BED I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD I JUST FUCK MY SISTER ALL I DID WAS GET UP AND WALK OUT OF THE ROOM PASSED OUT IN THE LIVING ROOM GOT UP IN THE MORNING WENT TO MY DAD AND MOMS ROOM AND SAW MY SISTER SLEEPING ON THE BED I WAS LIKE FUCK. WE ALL GOT UP AND EVERY ONE WAS TALKING A LOT OF THE GIRLS WANTED TO KNOW WHO WAS WITH WHO A LOT OF THE GUYS AND THE GIRLS WERE SO FUCKED UP THAT THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHO THEY WERE WITH I DONT KNOW WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WAS DOING BUT I KNOW THAT I WAS FUCKING MY SISTER SHIT MY SISTER WANTED TO KNOW WHO WAS WITH HER MY FRIEND PAUL CAME UP TO ME AND SAID THAT MY SISTER WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS HIM HE TOLD HER NO THAT HE WAS IN MY ROOM SHIT MY SISTER CAME UP TO ME AND ASK ME WHAT ROOM I WAS IN SHIT FOR SOME REASON I DONT KNOW WHY I GOT A HARD ON AND IM WEARIN SWEAT PANTS SHE LOOKED DOWN AND SMILED AND SAID SO WHAT ROOM WERE YOU IN I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY I COULDNT SPEAK ALL I DID WAS STAND THERE AND LOOK AT HER ALL SHE HAD ON WAS A LONG SHIRT HER NIPPLES WERE HARD AND I DONT EVEN KNOW IF SHE HAD PANTYS ON I WAS GOING CRAZY SHE SAID THAT WE WOULD TALK LATER EVERY ONE LEFT FOR HOME MY SISTER WAS UP STAIRS TAKING A SHOWER I HEARD HER CALLING ME ASKING ME TO GET HER SHAMPOO SO I WENT IN THE BATH ROOM WATCHING HER THROUGH THE GLASS SHE SAID DO YOU HAVE MY SHAMPOO I SAID YEA HERE IT IS SHE OPEN THE DOOR STANDING THERE BUTT NAKED I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD MY SISTER IS SO FUCKING HOT INSTINT BONER SHE TOLD ME I KNOW IT WAS YOU THAT WAS IN DADS ROOM I SAID HOW SHE SAID WHEN I WAS SUCKING YOUR DICK,YOU TOLD ME I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH YOU. YOU WERE FUCKING DRUNK SO SHE SAID DO YOU REALY LOVE ME I SAID YEA YOU ARE MY SISTER SO WE GOT I THE SHOWER AND WE SUCKED ANDFUCKED.................ILL TELL YOU ABOUT MY SIS AND HER FRIEND NEXT TIME

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posted on: 12-23-06 @ 7:21 PM

nudrop

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^^ It was the other guy in the closest Teamshithead. Hopefully you get banned too like geofuckface.

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posted on: 12-23-06 @ 9:09 PM

big_daddy305

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Hey, teamblowoff.. next time I’ll tell you about me and your sister also.. she LOVES it in the ass.. So does your mom..

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posted on: 12-23-06 @ 11:01 PM

teamshowoff

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dont hate nudrop and big_daddy305 we all know that you guys i mean you gay fucks love to suck the nigger dick yea yea we are the white pure race yea yea fuck nudrop and bigdaddy i mean big faggot and numnuts yea yea we are the pure race join the white race yea yea yea yea kill all niggers

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posted on: 12-24-06 @ 2:14 AM

danw1

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....that poor car.....

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posted on: 12-24-06 @ 3:37 AM

joehard

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Hey look its Jack Black

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posted on: 12-24-06 @ 4:13 PM

big_daddy305

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teamblowoff... It’s funny how you have to refer to me as a homosexual just to preserve your sexual relationship with your sister.. lmao.. you’re funny. Kind of sick in the head too.. And shitlooker... that’s all that matters dude.. that’s all that matters... well, that and that she treats you how you want.

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posted on: 12-25-06 @ 7:03 PM

teamshowoff

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yea yea yea my dick is hard yea yea i am teamshowoff yea yea yea

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posted on: 12-26-06 @ 12:10 AM

commoneagle

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teamshowoff wrote: STORY TIME YEA YEA YEA YEA ONCE WE HAD A PARTY FOR MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER, WELL MOM AND DAD WERE IN NEW YORK FOR THE WEEK. ME AND MY FRIENDS TOLD MY SISTER THAT WE WOULD HAVE A PARTY FOR HER, TO INVITE HER FRIENDS, SO NOW ITS FRIDAY PARTY TIME SHIT WE MUST OF HAD 20 PEOPLE THERE ALL YOUNGSTERS SO WE GOT DRUNK ON MOM AND DAD .........................................................teamdreamon go tell your storie somewhere where anyone cares and where someone is gullible enough to believe your ass.oh well maybe you are there now.... shit i for one don’t care to read your crap... and your grammer sucks bad what grade are you in let see 17 yr old sis whose likely made up but you called it 17 and she’s your older sis makes you 13 which is about the level you write at......................................................hatedogs wrote: Good god. Between this fat motherfucker and Crockodile Dundee, it’s easy to understand why these fucking bastards fuck Kangaroos instead of women, drive on the wrong side of the fucking road, and buttfuck like banchees out on their goddamn sheep stations. We shoulda let the japs have these bastards; but most of all, fuck you -- reader -- in the goddamn head. ................................................ ............................hatemansbestfriend you are and idiot.

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posted on: 12-26-06 @ 12:13 PM

commoneagle

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athough hatemansbestfriend is a fool clown and an everlasting bloody idiot he does make a point when applied to this dumassed video... it is teamshowdowns big brother...

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posted on: 12-26-06 @ 12:17 PM

pablosdog

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That is some funny shit right there, I don’t care who you are. unless you’re hatedogs, why so bitter bitch? did the VC shoot off your dick and feed it to a dog?

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posted on: 12-28-06 @ 11:21 AM

detroitleanin

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That was car abuse if it was mine id a taken a 410 to that fat fuck and started at his knees

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posted on: 12-28-06 @ 10:47 PM

diducthat

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ok time for the asian shit eating videos again

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posted on: 12-29-06 @ 2:54 AM

diabolical

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feel sorry for the car...

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