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posted by Jesse U on 1/10/2007

They Call Him Two Face

With a face like that I would have to move to Hollywood to try and land a role as some sort of freak. That's his only fucking chance to try make it...or maybe I would buy a shit load of crack and go to town.
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thegreatest
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1st post, ha ha slowskies!!
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 2:03 PM

spydablakk
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TERRIBLE!!!
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 2:03 PM

getrealfast
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he’s lucky we’re not in Salem 150 years ago or so... he would have been burned at the stake as a ’witch’...
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 2:04 PM

cardel72
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*** W T F IS THAT ?!?!?!?!?!****
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 2:05 PM

gurtman23
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right now Bush wants to spend $1bn to strengthen Iraq’s battered economy, while in his own country there is millions of homeless people dying like in the vid that need serious help, some of these people fought in vietnam to ensure so called freedom. i say fuck Iraq let them kill each other and fix your own problems. thats right i forgot its all about oil....
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 2:05 PM

briandee
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Poor guy.
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 2:09 PM

n-word
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retarded coon
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 2:17 PM

sleeko
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gurtman23 for president!!!
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 2:48 PM

canukcop
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Poor bastard
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 2:58 PM

big_dane
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Right on gurtman! FUCK BUSH! Help the poor at home .... and now more are on the way to iraq?....fuck those camel-fuckers
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 3:08 PM

big_daddy305
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Well, Bush is kind of helping the problem at home. He’s sending the idiots that signed up for the military to war. They shouldn’t complain. I mean, afterall, it’s what they enlisted for. Right?
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 3:25 PM

yourfired
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SEE I FUCKED THAT DUDE UP JUST TO GET HIS DICK I LIKE THAT
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 3:40 PM

tribalgoonerbo
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Heeeeeey!!! go gurtman go gurtman go gurtman!!!! Sentiments felt by us all....
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 4:21 PM

geeperstalkin
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this poor bastard is more fucked up then high top flip flops i think he needs to call doctor 90210 or he can lie and say he had to fight chuck liddell!!!!!!!!!!!!!titos got a brother lol
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 4:32 PM

getrealfast
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that’s a face for radio
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 4:40 PM

rottenapple
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looks like he got beat wit a ugly stick!!!!!
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 6:15 PM

piscesman
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BUSH needs to take some advice from the moroccan leader who believes and who has proven that your own people come first, well said by the way ’gurtman’
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 6:55 PM

detroitleanin
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That poor guy.
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 7:16 PM

footdoc
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What a polite and gentle example of a disabled guy. He deserves respect for his manner and manners - and medical help for his physical disability. I realise you have to pay for it in the USA. Here in the UK he would have free help on the National Health Service. God Bless this man, and remember folks, whether genetic or accidental disfigurement, it could happen to any of us! Instead of criticising the man, perhaps we should simply pray his life and circumstances improve - instead of having to beg on the streets.
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 7:29 PM

geeperstalkin
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footdocm jeffry dalmer was polite to but that didnt stop him from eating people you stupid fuck dont be fooled by this dude hes a waist of time except for maybe at the circus id pay a dollor to laugh in his face no pune intended he he he he
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 7:44 PM

geeperstalkin
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footdoc by the way on this site we bust everyones balls if you care so much send him some money to fix that fuckin face cause aint shit free in the good old USA we spend all our m oney blow up shit so you rush that check to him you dumb bleeding heart mother fucker get a life dumb ass
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 7:49 PM

footdoc
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I love intelligent replies. You’re all heart man.
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 7:52 PM

diabolical
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injury like that ...looks like he got shot in the face. Or maybe born that way.. eww
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 8:12 PM

ramafistfadge
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whats up? why the long face? boom boom! thankyou,thankyou.im free for parties and weddings.
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 8:50 PM

ramafistfadge
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and why does he carry the cup in his mouth!!!your deformed not retarded!fookin dick.get a life rat boy
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 8:55 PM

detroitleanin
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Looks to me like he got burned up his hand side of his face little napalm maybe? Maybe not. I dont know why but somehow that guy got to me. Hey gurtman hell Ill vote for ya.
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 10:50 PM

geeperstalkin
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i cant goto sleep haveing made fun of this guy so im sorry if i crossed the line NOT ha ha had you going didnt i footdoc have you wrote that check yet
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posted on: 01-10-07 @ 11:29 PM

carnutts4sure
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Looks like something went wrong in the primate lab. to me ?
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posted on: 01-11-07 @ 12:12 AM

powxx1
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Im sure this guy has served me in burger king
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posted on: 01-11-07 @ 12:55 AM

badger5
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its a missconception that the national health service is free,..the tax payers pump billions into it,if it was a company it would have gone to the wall years ago,the moneys squandered by aministration and front line staff are losing jobs all the time,...only people its free for are illeagals,...i think this guys wearing a mask,if it was real he would have been on the jerry springer show by now,.....
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posted on: 01-11-07 @ 3:09 AM

deathwish
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The sad thing is, this man has more manners than most of you losers. I don’t think he chose to live this way.......... and yes he has a deformed arm or hand, at least he isn’t killing anyone.
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posted on: 01-11-07 @ 3:36 AM

ramafistfadge
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course he has manners...hes bummin money!!fooker prolly makes more money than me!
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posted on: 01-11-07 @ 8:57 AM

deathwish
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ramafistfadge They asked him over to the car, he didn’t stop them to ask for money......... Nice bloke if you ask me. Better than a gun stuck in your face.
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posted on: 01-11-07 @ 3:08 PM

msluvly0423
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WHAT’S FUCKED UP IS THAT THERE ARE SO MANY HOMELESS PPL IN THA WORLD BUT IN THE U.S. IT’S FUCKIN CRAZY. THERE ARE PPL WHO THINK IF THEY LIVED HERE SHIT WOULD BE DIFFERENT 4 THEM. WE LIVE HERE AND WE DON’T C IT THAT WAY....ATLEAST MOST OF US DON’T. I KNOW I DON’T. THE FUCKER WE CALL OUR PRESIDENT IS TRYIN’ 2 CHANGE A DEEPLY RELIGIOUS COUNTRY AND TURN IT INTO A DEMOCRATIC ONE....MIND YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS MY GOD!! IRAQI FREEDOM MY ASS. WHAT ABOUT THE PPL IN THIS COUNTRY WHO NEED HELP? DO U AUTOMATICALLY FORGET ABOUT THEM?
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posted on: 01-11-07 @ 6:15 PM

ramafistfadge
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ok deathwish you win.no-one likes a smart-ass!ha i,ll be back.
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posted on: 01-11-07 @ 7:15 PM

footdoc
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Hey badger5, I take your point - and it’s a valid one.
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posted on: 01-11-07 @ 9:00 PM

badger5
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Can you have a look at my bunions?
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posted on: 01-12-07 @ 3:20 AM

footdoc
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’Corn’ey Joke badger5 - hehe
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posted on: 01-12-07 @ 4:15 PM

burton4life
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hahaha only a nigger , this is what you all used to look like , no wonder we worked the fuck outta you , we atill should cause its only a matter of time till your real sides come out again stupid niggers
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posted on: 01-12-07 @ 10:45 PM

deathwish
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burton4life, your a sad fucker- and the best part of you ran down the crack of your mums ass. YOU RACIST BASTARD.....
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posted on: 01-13-07 @ 6:00 AM

douthinkicare
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hey he dont have to ask for money he can get a job walmart will take him ahahahah oh and lay off bush its like this no oil= no gas no jobs more homeless ppl so i think bush is doing a hell of a job!!!!! GO BUSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on: 01-13-07 @ 11:36 PM

mrs_walker
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you guys are fucked up making me laugh like that
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posted on: 01-15-07 @ 9:45 PM

juevos_grandes
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nigger should of got out of the way at the unemployment line, you know blacks and their unemployment checks!!
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posted on: 01-22-07 @ 4:31 PM

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