They Call Him Two Face

Jesse U.
9,870 Views 1 decade ago

With a face like that I would have to move to Hollywood to try and land a role as some sort of freak. That's his only fucking chance to try make it...or maybe I would buy a shit load of crack and go to town.

48 Comments
  • thegreatest January 10, 2007

    1st post, ha ha slowskies!!

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  • spydablakk January 10, 2007

    TERRIBLE!!!

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  • getrealfast January 10, 2007

    he's lucky we're not in Salem 150 years ago or so... he would have been burned at the stake as a 'witch'...

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  • cardel72 January 10, 2007

    *** W T F IS THAT ?!?!?!?!?!****

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  • gurtman23 January 10, 2007

    right now Bush wants to spend $1bn to strengthen Iraq's battered economy, while in his own country there is millions of homeless people dying like in the vid that need serious help, some of these people fought in vietnam to ensure so called freedom. i say fuck Iraq let them kill each other and fix your own problems. thats right i forgot its all about oil....

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    • darkkenone August 2, 2017

      @gurtman23 WELL THAT'S EXACTLY THE PROBLEM. BECAUSE EVERY OIL POWERED DEVICE ON THE PLANET RUNS ON OIL. EVER HEARD OF THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION? I'LL JUST SAY THIS. IF YOU CAN COME UP WITH A BETTER SOURCE OF ENERGY WITH EFFICIENCY AND AT LOW COST EVEN THAT OF OIL THEN GUESS WHAT? NEVER GIVE OR SELL THAT IDEA TO ANYONE. ONLY YOU AND, I ASSUME YOU ARE AMERICAN LIKE ME, THE OIL MARKET WILL CRASH GLOBALY. AMERICA COULD THRIVE AND BECOME SUPREME AGAINST ANY THREAT. IF YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO UTILIZE YOUR ENERGY IDEA TO YOUR ADVANTAGE AND BECOME A GOD AMONGST ALL GODS LIKE ROTHCHILD AND THEM.

      BUT UNTIL THEN, OIL IS THE SYSTEM ITSELF. CAN YOU IMAGINE WALKING 10 MILES TO WORK EVERY MORNING? IT'LL BE THE YEAR 100BC. KNOWLEDGE IS THE KEY. AMERICA NEEDS TO FIND THAT NEW SOURCE OF ENERGY BEFORE ANY OTHER COUNTRY DOES. FUCK OIL! SAUDIS HAVE THAT MARKET FUCKED UP. THAT'S WHY BUSH DOES WHAT HE DOES. SO MUCH IS INVESTED IN THIS THAT LIVES ARE AT STAKE. AMERICA NEEDS TO SELL SELL SELL RATHER THAN BUY BUY BUY. SHIT, I'M ABOUT TO PUT MY SHIT STAINED UNDERWEAR ON EBAY. I'M SURE SOME CRAZYDUDE FROM ONE OF THESE CRAZYSHIT VIDS IS GOING TO BUY IT. I'M SURE OF IT 100%. AMERICA NEEDS TO SELL DRUGS TO OTHER COUNTRIES TO REPAY WHAT ELCHAPO HAS TAKEN FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SO THAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE CAN REPAY THE FEDERAL RESERVE SOME OF THAT MONEY BACK. THEN SHIT FUCK IT! AT THIS POINT NUKE THE SHIT OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST OR LESS DISTRUCTIVE BOMBS TO NOT RUIN THE OIL FIELDS OF COURSE AND WE TAKE IT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE CRITICS. EVERYTHING WILL PERHAPS BE REWRITTEN IN HISTORY AND THE REAL TRUTH WILL BE FORGOTTEN LIKE A FIGMENT OF A PUSSY I POUNDED A LONG TIME AGO IN MY IMAGINATION. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...JUST MAKING THINGS UP. LOL

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      • darkkenone August 2, 2017

        @darkkenone WHAT I'M SAYING IS DON'T DEPEND ON YOUR GOVERNMENT FOR SHIT! YOU CAN SUPPORT THEM, BUT DON'T DEPEND ON THEM. THE ESTABLISMENT WON'T CHANGE EVER. TRUST ME, HITLER TRIED. YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT THEM BECAUSE IT'S THEIR GOVERNMENT AND YOU ARE LIVING UNDER THEIR ROOF. BUT DON'T DEPEND ON THEM. IT'S NOT YOUR PARENT'S ROOF. SO...COME UP WITH A GREAT WAY TO POWER MY VEHICLE BUT UNTIL THEN...OH BUT WAIT, THE REASON BUSH HAS WASTED OR INVESTED IN HIS POINT OF VIEW, SO MUCH MONEY TO IRAQ IS BECAUSE IT'S IRAQMERICA NOW. LOL DEMOCRAZY...GOT TO LOVE IT! OIL PRICES ARE DOWN AREN'T THEY???

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        • frank n. stein September 1, 2017

          @darkkenone Blah Blah Blah! Too much to read! NEXT!

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  • briandee January 10, 2007

    Poor guy.

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  • n-word January 10, 2007

    retarded coon

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  • sleeko January 10, 2007

    gurtman23 for president!!!

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  • canukcop January 10, 2007

    Poor bastard

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  • big_dane January 10, 2007

    Right on gurtman! FUCK BUSH! Help the poor at home .... and now more are on the way to iraq?....fuck those camel-fuckers

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  • big_daddy305 January 10, 2007

    Well, Bush is kind of helping the problem at home. He's sending the idiots that signed up for the military to war. They shouldn't complain. I mean, afterall, it's what they enlisted for. Right?

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  • yourfired January 10, 2007

    SEE I FUCKED THAT DUDE UP JUST TO GET HIS DICK I LIKE THAT

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  • tribalgoonerbo January 10, 2007

    Heeeeeey!!! go gurtman go gurtman go gurtman!!!!

    Sentiments felt by us all....

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  • geeperstalkin January 10, 2007

    this poor bastard is more fucked up then high top flip flops i think he needs to call doctor 90210 or he can lie and say he had to fight chuck liddell!!!!!!!!!!!!!titos got a brother lol

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  • getrealfast January 10, 2007

    that's a face for radio

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  • rottenapple January 10, 2007

    looks like he got beat wit a ugly stick!!!!!

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  • piscesman January 10, 2007

    BUSH needs to take some advice from the moroccan leader who believes and who has proven that your own people come first, well said by the way 'gurtman'

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  • detroitleanin January 10, 2007

    That poor guy.

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  • footdoc January 10, 2007

    What a polite and gentle example of a disabled guy. He deserves respect for his manner and manners - and medical help for his physical disability. I realise you have to pay for it in the USA. Here in the UK he would have free help on the National Health Service. God Bless this man, and remember folks, whether genetic or accidental disfigurement, it could happen to any of us! Instead of criticising the man, perhaps we should simply pray his life and circumstances improve - instead of having to beg on the streets.

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  • geeperstalkin January 10, 2007

    footdocm jeffry dalmer was polite to but that didnt stop him from eating people you stupid fuck dont be fooled by this dude hes a waist of time except for maybe at the circus id pay a dollor to laugh in his face no pune intended he he he he

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  • geeperstalkin January 10, 2007

    footdoc by the way on this site we bust everyones balls if you care so much send him some money to fix that fuckin face cause aint shit free in the good old USA we spend all our m oney blow up shit so you rush that check to him you dumb bleeding heart mother fucker get a life dumb ass

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  • footdoc January 10, 2007

    I love intelligent replies. You're all heart man.

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  • diabolical January 10, 2007

    injury like that ...looks like he got shot in the face. Or maybe born that way.. eww

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  • ramafistfadge January 10, 2007

    whats up? why the long face? boom boom! thankyou,thankyou.im free for parties and weddings.

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  • ramafistfadge January 10, 2007

    and why does he carry the cup in his mouth!!!your deformed not retarded!fookin dick.get a life rat boy

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  • detroitleanin January 10, 2007

    Looks to me like he got burned up his hand side of his face little napalm maybe? Maybe not. I dont know why but somehow that guy got to me. Hey gurtman hell Ill vote for ya.

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  • geeperstalkin January 11, 2007

    i cant goto sleep haveing made fun of this guy so im sorry if i crossed the line NOT ha ha had you going didnt i footdoc have you wrote that check yet

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  • carnutts4sure January 11, 2007

    Looks like something went wrong in the primate lab. to me ?

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  • powxx1 January 11, 2007

    Im sure this guy has served me in burger king

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  • badger5 January 11, 2007

    its a missconception that the national health service is free,..the tax payers pump billions into it,if it was a company it would have gone to the wall years ago,the moneys squandered by aministration and front line staff are losing jobs all the time,...only people its free for are illeagals,...i think this guys wearing a mask,if it was real he would have been on the jerry springer show by now,.....

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  • deathwish January 11, 2007

    The sad thing is, this man has more manners than most of you losers. I don't think he chose to live this way.......... and yes he has a deformed arm or hand, at least he isn't killing anyone.

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  • ramafistfadge January 11, 2007

    course he has manners...hes bummin money!!fooker prolly makes more money than me!

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    • frank n. stein September 1, 2017

      @ramafistfadge But I assume, you have the privilege of not being deformed, and in the face where everyone sees it all the time, so it's easy for you to get a job, douche.

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  • deathwish January 11, 2007

    ramafistfadge

    They asked him over to the car, he didn't stop them to ask for money......... Nice bloke if you ask me. Better than a gun stuck in your face.

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  • msluvly0423 January 11, 2007

    WHAT'S FUCKED UP IS THAT THERE ARE SO MANY HOMELESS PPL IN THA WORLD BUT IN THE U.S. IT'S FUCKIN CRAZY. THERE ARE PPL WHO THINK IF THEY LIVED HERE SHIT WOULD BE DIFFERENT 4 THEM. WE LIVE HERE AND WE DON'T C IT THAT WAY....ATLEAST MOST OF US DON'T. I KNOW I DON'T. THE FUCKER WE CALL OUR PRESIDENT IS TRYIN' 2 CHANGE A DEEPLY RELIGIOUS COUNTRY AND TURN IT INTO A DEMOCRATIC ONE....MIND YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS MY GOD!! IRAQI FREEDOM MY ASS. WHAT ABOUT THE PPL IN THIS COUNTRY WHO NEED HELP? DO U AUTOMATICALLY FORGET ABOUT THEM?

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  • ramafistfadge January 11, 2007

    ok deathwish you win.no-one likes a smart-ass!ha i,ll be back.

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  • footdoc January 11, 2007

    Hey badger5, I take your point - and it's a valid one.

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  • badger5 January 12, 2007

    Can you have a look at my bunions?

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  • footdoc January 12, 2007

    'Corn'ey Joke badger5 - hehe

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  • burton4life January 12, 2007

    hahaha only a nigger , this is what you all used to look like , no wonder we worked the fuck outta you , we atill should cause its only a matter of time till your real sides come out again stupid niggers

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  • deathwish January 13, 2007

    burton4life, your a sad fucker- and the best part of you ran down the crack of your mums ass. YOU RACIST BASTARD.....

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  • douthinkicare January 14, 2007

    hey he dont have to ask for money he can get a job walmart will take him ahahahah oh and lay off bush its like this no oil= no gas no jobs more homeless ppl so i think bush is doing a hell of a job!!!!! GO BUSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • mrs_walker January 15, 2007

    you guys are fucked up making me laugh like that

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  • juevos_grandes January 22, 2007

    nigger should of got out of the way at the unemployment line, you know blacks and their unemployment checks!!

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  • frank n. stein September 1, 2017

    Aaaaww. Poor ugly monster. Maybe a job in horror films? Other ugly men have done it.

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