I Believe I Can Fly

Jesse U.
3,231 Views 9 years ago

Even though I would be nervous as hell, It would be so bad ass to ride that thing. a few of times. I bet you feel like your flying, although with my luck a bug would run straight into my mouth.

16 Comments
  • big_daddy305 January 19, 2007

    Retards and their gadgets..

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  • beelzebub January 19, 2007

    lame

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  • sdg January 19, 2007

    be better if someone put a brick wall at the end of it

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  • bitteroldman January 19, 2007

    ^^^^^ that brick wall idea is not bad. That would have been a bitchin way to execute Hussein.

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  • big_daddy305 January 19, 2007

    Yeah.. it's a bunch of noisemakers immitating R-Kelly.. and his faggot ass thinking he's a bird or a duck... or high on some good shit.

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  • drone January 19, 2007

    Scientists at Texas A & M University who accidentally genetically engineered a flying chicken in 2005, were required by the department of agriculture to destroy the experiment notes and had to destroy the chick, as well.

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  • digitalechoz January 20, 2007

    Wow, if that fucking cable broke you would have dirt and rocks flying out of your ass.

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  • geeperstalkin January 20, 2007

    I'm all about a good time but damn that.This looks like a good way to kill off someone. I haven't been that nice lately to test God this way..........

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  • mustafafag January 20, 2007

    drone wrote:Scientists at Texas A & M University who accidentally genetically engineered a flying chicken in 2005, were required by the department of agriculture to destroy the experiment notes and had to destroy the chick, as well.

    Drone, chickens CAN fly, they have there wings clipped so they don't. Stop making stuff up.

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  • rottenapple January 20, 2007

    that has to be the dumbest video known to man

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  • drone January 20, 2007

    The adult domestic fowl can fly to a certain extent, ie. can get airborne for a few seconds, but the immature offspring can only flutter its wings. The poultry we raise today for eating is bred for breast meat. That's what people like, so the birds have been selectively bred to satisfy our wants. Take your common Butterball you find at thanksgiving, that bird looks nothing like his wild counterpart. Mr. Butterball and his cousin the roasting chicken can't really fly anymore; they're too top heavy and no longer aerodynamic. However, the skinnier

    younger hens can flap and jump out of the way.

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  • geeperstalkin January 20, 2007

    Damn thats why i can't fly my titts are to big.Thanks drone now i know.......

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  • carnutts4sure January 21, 2007

    geepers , send a picture of those tits to Crazy and let's see if they look to big to fly ? LOL .................and drone, scientist at TFRA have discovered if you shove a rather small penis into a Turkey's ass it can become airborn for approximately 200 yards before it feels safe enough to land . I myself volunteer my time in thier Ostrich research division because of the larger penis size needed for testing purposes . They are about to start testing in thier Ducks and Geese division if you would like to fill out an online registration card . You may have to wait for the Humingbird division to start conducting reasearch when you send in a picture of your package but it's worth the wait buddy ! Nothing like sticking the ol root in some tight Fowl ass and get your nuttsacks fanned at the same time when they start flapping those wings ! The website is TFRA which stands for The Fowl Research Academy . They are also an equal opportunity research Academy in case any of you NIGGERS want to apply ? For you guys they are dressing big_daddy305 up in a "Big Bird" costume just because he enjoys black penis in his ass !

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  • big_daddy305 January 22, 2007

    Damn shitlooker... I wasn't going to say anything. But since you mentioned it.. It'll boil over.. lol.. just make sure you look at the adam's apple next time. I know a couple of guys that's happened to and they had no idea either.

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  • pablosdog January 23, 2007

    mustafa, you an idiot. chickens can't fly!

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  • dust_off February 6, 2009

    Sweet

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