The Portland Ice Accident

Jesse U.
3,027 Views 9 years ago

This should be your number one reason not to move to portland. That just sucks. Insurance must be a bitch in portland.

22 Comments
  • entertainingly January 19, 2007

    very smart...where r the retards that say "first"?

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  • beelzebub January 19, 2007

    seeing as tho im first...im gonna take this opportunity to say something really clever......e=mc2

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  • beelzebub January 19, 2007

    ok maybe not...let the insults begin

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  • big_daddy305 January 19, 2007

    what the hell happened there that that moron hit so many people?

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  • peoplevshoople January 19, 2007

    after a ton of cars smack into one another , wouldn't you have enough sense to stay put ? Fucking up those cars was'nt too coral

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  • big_daddy305 January 19, 2007

    I honestly don't know why anyone would want to drive in this congested area. I can see if it was an empty lot, or if it was a lonely street with no cars in it... but breaking cars for no good reason?

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  • yokiti January 19, 2007

    What was so dang important that all those fuckers had to be out in such impossible conditions. There's slick, there's treacherous, and there is just fucking impossible.

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  • drone January 19, 2007

    Due to global warming, it is expected that the Greenland ice sheet will completely melt by 2050, reducing the island from 840000 to only 160000 square miles.

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  • dunedain January 19, 2007

    that first dude was ridiculous he must have hit every possible thing you could hit he went in a circle taking out cars and telephone poles.when i lived in brooklyn all of bay ridges streets had a sheet of ice 2 inches thick i sat for about 3 hours watching people smack into cars and curbs at 5 in the morning front row seats to the brooklyn demolition derby it was just like this clip about 7 years ago that winter.

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  • pandochka January 19, 2007

    When the snow ices over here in Portland, you can have chains, four wheel drive, studded tires, it really doesn't matter here. The roads were a sheet of ice more than an inch thick. I rode the MAX that day. Fuck driving!!

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  • digitalechoz January 20, 2007

    I'm sure all those dumbasses trying to drive in that shit are the same ones who always say " I wish it would snow,I love the snow so much". lol fucktards

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  • fhwrestlr January 20, 2007

    Well to be honest with all of you, this whole area of the northwest will literally shut down with just an inch of snow. I know this because im from Seattle. You might call us all SNOW PUSSIES.

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  • fhwrestlr January 20, 2007

    Kinda like watchin the Simpsons when Homer tried parking in the mountain parking lot

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  • geeperstalkin January 20, 2007

    shitlooker My god man how do you deal with the summers there.I lived there for4 years.It only seemed to rain on the 4th of july.I'll stick with M.S. no snow to deal with here.

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  • rottenapple January 20, 2007

    shit happens

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  • koochie_eater January 20, 2007

    HAHAHAHAHAA!!!what did i tell you people before? You car people are fucking idiots! ever try putting on snow chains!? I like the last one drifting sideways all the way down...i'll give him/her a 9 for style & grace...LOL!!!

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  • sleeko January 20, 2007

    ^^^^koochie_eater,,,I used to live in Porkland, (called "Porkland" because of the fat ass women, there)and take it from me. Snow chains work ok in snow. These people a driving on hard glare ice. Not even chains get much bite. Porkland lies at the western end of the Columbia Gorge. A slot that cuts right thru the Cascade mountains, just north of Mt Hood, in an east-west direction. When the cold arctic air moves westerly thru the gorge, it meets warmer, very wet air, right on top of Porkland. You can't tell in the vid, but nearly the whole damn city in on a hill. I've slipped, while walking across the street, and slid on my belly for nearly a block. This shit is one reason, why I now live in sunny SoCal.

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  • jesus January 20, 2007

    You don't find that goofy shit in Nazareth (that's where Jesus is from) Goofy bastards living where it snows got to be retarded anyway. When they're not bashing the fuck out of their cars, they're whacking the fuck out of each other with hockey sticks. Retards, every damn one of 'em north of Jawja.

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  • northernwhites January 20, 2007

    I live in dawson city yukon and that aint shit!!!lol

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  • big_daddy305 January 22, 2007

    Little Havana! Kendall in the house, littlehavanagee! Anyways...

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  • msluvly0423 January 22, 2007

    Ice sucks ass...except when used during sex...lmao

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  • skeeza79 May 28, 2008

    stupid fucks

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