I called them crunches because lets be real, there's no way that fat bitch can do a real sit up. It's physically impossible.
First.... Sexy Bitch
You know that saying, "Better late than never."? It doesn't apply to EVERY situation. And I bet you put a cup of sweetened condensed milk in front of the sow and she'll do a COUPLE of sit ups. You have to give fat people a goal... Either that or get her stomach stapled.... SHUT!
i think it would be better to staple her lips together........ and un-staple her arsehole by the looks of it
How do you fuck a fat bitch. slap her legs and ride the wave in.
I got another one shitlooker.. your mother's so fat that her belt size is equator..
^^^ your mother's so fat, when she walks with heels, she strikes oil.
she has got pussy do. that means her stomach sticks out more than her pussy do.
Heeeey!! her motherfucking bellybuttonhole is even big enough to shag!!!
could have been worse - she could have been doing jumping jacks.
i bet you could drive a truck thru her twat.
I am at a loss for words Im overwhelmed by the imensity of it all.
That was funy and piscesman made it better!!!!!!
Oh man I had to watch that again to see if it was what I saw. Hard to see when you are laughing so hard. music was good though
She rewarded herself for one fucking attempt at a sit-up by shoving another "CHREME FILLED" cookie down her fat fucking throat ! Motherfuckers like this are about as a pathetic excuse for existance as you can get in my book . It's sickening just to see this much of a tub of fat shit on a camera . Not that I have tried but these fat bitches have to have tight pussy from all the mass surrounding that motherfucker plus the fact that who in the fuck other than some sick nigger would fuck it ?
Okay today I think differently about this fine hunk of meat with a pussy somewhere to be found! I want to lift up that massive role of gut and expose that puss filled rash lerking underneath and start popping those bubbles of liquid filled treats until I reach pussy ! Then I'm gonna lick that smelly motherfucker that hasn't had dry air for years until that blubber starts to shake like a dog shitting a peach seed !
we must kill this fat bitch she is a disgrace to the human race yea some one please kill this fat bitch yea yea stay in your home you fat sea donkey i hate seeing fat ass people when we go out to eat i hate seeing this fat ass people stuff there faces with food they make me sik you fat fucks saty home and die yea yea
That couch must have weighed about 2000lbs.
RE: carnutts4sure the picture you words paint is too horrible to contemplate! lmao
that bitch is starving to death!!!
NOW THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL NASTY AS HELL
Glad you enjoyed that detroit ! I was actually kinda gagging while I was writing it ! LOL I then thought about there being no way she could get a terd past those fat ass cheeks without smashing it as it was trying to reach its' final destination to the water waiting in that comode ! Must really suck to know your ass is never really clean unless you spend hours wiping that smeared nasty rotten smelling fucker with about 4 rolls of industrial duty paper ! Imagine what that "test pass" that us guys take when you are about to eat some pussy smells like on this bitch ! Get about 1 foot from her ass and pass clean the fuck out only to wake up with your face buried in porkloins !
How do fat people wipe their asses when they get that fat? and is their cat really brown?
Carnutts4sure Im tryin here I just finished a bottle of wine and she aint gettin any better lookin!
I'm a Crown Royal man myself but there isn't enough Crown in the state of Texas to make that fat bitch look fuckable to me ! I don't even think I could get a boner with her sucking my Johnson if I looked down and saw what I had on the end of it !
Besides that , I wouldn't trust that bitch as far as I could throw her big ass with ANYTHING that enters that mouth ! My luck that bitch would think she struck oil and someone just handed her a king size Twinkie !
lmao... she doesn't need a fork.. she needs a forkLIFT! to eat her food...
I"d fuk her til the cows came home.Sorry the cow is home.
So that's what The Big Bopper meant by " a whole lotta shakin' goin' on. "
Marine biologists have a theory that a new type of submarine sonar testing is causing them to lose their way and become stranded on beaches.
That would be considered butter crunches