Some Missiles For Your Ass

Jesse U.
5,190 Views 9 years ago

So have you ever wondered where your hard earn money goes too? Well here are just a few places it could have gone. I'm sure all these missiles are expensive as hell.

40 Comments
  • badger5 January 31, 2007

    chew on that sucker,...

    +0
  • sleeko January 31, 2007

    You ask, "Where does all your money go?" Hughes Aircraft (before its break-up)developed nearly all those Mofos. That's how Howard got to be the richest man in the world, before he died.

    +0
  • troll_denorte January 31, 2007

    i can hear all the rednex goin "yahh big boom ka-hyuk ka-hyuk"

    +0
  • wicked_m4 January 31, 2007

    Sure, the missiles cost a large amount of money, but it's all worth it.

    +0
  • carnutts4sure January 31, 2007

    I lay in the tub and pretend my dick is a missle coming out of a submarine sometimes ! Then when I'm real bored I'll catch a fly and pull one of his wings off and let him swim circles around the head !

    +0
  • welshlongman January 31, 2007

    ^^^nonutts4sure..you should post that shit in,titled...MAN CATCHES FLY WITH HIS DICK.

    +0
  • detroitleanin January 31, 2007

    ^^^^^^^^^Ok OK now I really am scared^^^^^ LMAO

    +0
  • t_dog8 January 31, 2007

    OooooooooK, Im not so sure we needed to know that one. Fuck, ya put bad vision in my head!!!!

    +0
  • 2indastink January 31, 2007

    wow last!!!!!!

    +0
  • t_dog8 January 31, 2007

    NO I Am!!!!!!!

    +0
  • justsomegirl January 31, 2007

    Ewww, Shitlooker! lol

    The vid was boring....

    +0
  • big_daddy305 January 31, 2007

    ***BREAKING NEWS*** THIS JUST IN.. Shitlookers wife decides to market her own line of shampoo with "built in hair gel". Comments from customers included "Wow.. I feel like Mary in that movie with Cameron Diaz!" and "This stuff is just great! It's like a super gel!" The cat, who obviously uses the product also, was unavailable for comment..

    +0
  • carnutts4sure January 31, 2007

    That's okay shitlooker , your olady's been shitting in your chilli and squirting shampoo in your toothpaste for years ! hmmmmmmm..........that means you've been cleaning her shit off your teeth with your own cum ?????

    +0
  • t_dog8 January 31, 2007

    Is that who's breathe im smelling through my computer screen........Shitlooker, mouthwash after that deep clean brush!!!!!

    +0
  • carnutts4sure January 31, 2007

    Hey detroit , posted a pic of my 69 in the Family Photo Album . I'm almost as ugly as big_d but not quite ! LOL

    +0
  • welshlongman January 31, 2007

    good nite folks.

    +0
  • big_daddy305 February 1, 2007

    You're ALMOST AS UGLY? Nope. I win in that department dude. I'm the ugliest motherfucker in Miami. Just ask my friend over here.. her name is "justsomegirl". She'll testify to my ugliness.

    +0
  • deadfred February 1, 2007

    Hell yeah theres nothing like seeing missles blowing things up with Pantera playin in the background!!!!

    +0
  • peoplevshoople February 1, 2007

    ^^^^peoplevshoople finaly lost for words^^^

    +0
  • thunderbutt February 1, 2007

    Say it isn't so poophole

    +0
  • carnutts4sure February 1, 2007

    LOL..big_d , has justsomegirl felt that bald melon between those chremie little thies while you're down there munchin the ol "wisker biscuit" ?

    +0
  • big_daddy305 February 1, 2007

    A little respect for the little missus... I haven't put my head anywhere near her biscuit.. Not saying I wouldn't want to... but out of respect for our friend.. let's try to think of her as a person, and not a sex object. (that's gonna be VERY tough!)

    +0
  • justsomegirl February 1, 2007

    Daddy, You are SO not The Ugliest Guy in Miami! Not even close, Hun. i'd say one of the Hottest...but that's just me :-)

    Carnutts> Just to clear things up, i dont have any whiskers on my biscuit...Nice try tho -laffs-

    & TY, Daddy for havin my back... *gropes & fondles Daddy* LOL

    +0
  • carnutts4sure February 1, 2007

    aaaaw shit big_d , give me a break man ! It was all a joke and as if you two shits have ever even met ! It was a joke and nobody had to have anybody's back as if you can cover somebody's ass on the internet anyway ? I'll lay off the lil jokes about your internet dream girl big-d , my appologies if I hurt any feelings here ~

    +0
  • big_daddy305 February 1, 2007

    No problem carnutts... but you see the rewards of being respectful? Two posts up.. One post above yours brother.. No feelings hurt.. And yeah... she's my dream girl, she's my fantasy girl, she's my diamond girl, she's the girl I used to masturbate to in highschool. And you're right.. her and I have never met in person.. but with an invite.. that could quickly change.. with all due respect of course Sil...

    +0
  • carnutts4sure February 1, 2007

    I here you big_d ! She is a cutie that's for sure but then again I kinda think you are pretty sexy too and was thinking about asking you out on a date if it doesn't work out with justsomegirl ! You're gonna have to shave your ass smooth though cause I don't like hairy asses in panties ! LOL

    +0
  • big_daddy305 February 2, 2007

    I don't wear panties.. I go all nude baby.. I got the idea from Britney Spears. Did you see her nasty cooch in those pictures?

    +0
  • carnutts4sure February 2, 2007

    Britney is a clean cut young woman big_d and I don't think she would appreciate that comment buddy ! Yeah right ..........cut clean from her asshole to her navel from the looks of that picture !

    +0
  • bigcack February 2, 2007

    I had the pleasure of gettin to watch the MLRS (in the beginning of the vid)...those things are fucking crazy...i can't remember for sure but i think they have around 12 missiles and it can empty the clip in less 4 seconds. i only got to watch dummy missles but actual warheads take out 1000 square meters.

    +0
  • justsomegirl February 2, 2007

    Daddy> Ya gonna come to texas? -smiles- i don't wear panties either...im a G-string/Thong or comando kinda girl...lmao..& if Ya are gonna shave Yer ass...Use Nair! That should save Ya from going trough about 20 razzors...lmao

    +0
  • carnutts4sure February 2, 2007

    So you're from Texas too huh JSG ? Probably my damn neighbor (the fine ass girl next door) and I never knew it ! LOL

    +0
  • justsomegirl February 2, 2007

    -Laffs- im close to Houston but closer to The Woodlands, CK! Where about's is You?!

    +0
  • carnutts4sure February 2, 2007

    Two hours South of you straight down 59 ! My pops lives just off 290 and Mangum . I paint alot of cars for Houston area guys (mostly racers) so I'm up there picking up stuff all the time . I have a car in the chassis shop over in SantaFe down 45 towards Galveston as we speak . I go by "CK" in the racing community and that's the nickname the racers would recognize that know me . I started racing at Sealy about 8 years ago and have made alot of friends in Houston over the years . I lived in Rosenberg going through highschool and raced in Houston alot back then . Small world huh JSG ? Been to quite a few concerts at the Woodlands so I know exactly where you're located . Nice to meet ya even if it is through cyberspace !

    +0
  • big_daddy305 February 2, 2007

    babe.. I'll let you nair me all over... and what the hell is this carnutts? I go to the store for a pack of cigs and you're trying to move into my house? Damn dude.. this shit reminds me of Talladega Nights.

    +0
  • youngblood48 February 2, 2007

    ^^^^^^move your feet you lose your seat.......carnutts4sure wrote:

    I lay in the tub and pretend my dick is a missle coming out of a submarine sometimes ! Then when I’m real bored I’ll catch a fly and pull one of his wings off and let him swim circles around the head ! your supposed to do that with jap fishing boats and play ram

    +0
  • carnutts4sure February 2, 2007

    LOL......big_d , Don't worry dude , I'm a happily married man but I still like to flirt cause it's fun ! I can't help it I just realized me and JSG are practically neighbors man . Just think , she could be sitting with me eating a big ol TEXAS size steak at "Houstons" off of Kirby in less than 2 hours big_d ! Damn dude ......can ya feel me ? LOL You'll be way the hell down in Florida while I'm staring at that beautiful little face giggling about your ass sitting there posting some shit on CrazyShit !We'll send in some pics next week to let ya know how it went ol buddy ! My wife says she's cute too ! YEEEEEE HAAAAAW !!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • justsomegirl February 3, 2007

    omg, CK! Yer on CRACK, Hun!! nice to meet Ya, tho :-) it REALLY is a Small World after all....lmao

    +0
  • carnutts4sure February 3, 2007

    LOL........I thought you'd get a kick outa that JSG ! CK

    +0
  • mustafafag February 3, 2007

    Some of them were Mortars...

    +0
  • breed September 25, 2007

    awsome song i love pantera

    +0
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories Submit Login Register