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posted by Jesse U on 2/2/2007

Squirt Competition

Them wacky Asians are at it again. I love how they turn everyday things like spanking your monkey into some sort of a game. It's like I can make shit squirt out the furthest. Sure I can.
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justsomegirl
Fuckin NASTY Asian Whores!
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 12:33 PM

yourfired
you got that right.
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 12:55 PM

t_dog8
You know, I always wanted to fuck an asian, but im starting to rethink that idea.
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 1:30 PM

peoplevshoople
THUNDERBUTTS MOM GIVING BIRTH TO HER AFTER THE WOODSTOCK CONCERT 1969 AFTER BEING GANG FUCKED.
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 2:19 PM

big_daddy305
***THIS JUST IN..... JAPANESE NEWSPAPERS JUST ANNOUNCED THE DISCOVERY OF A NEW DERIVATIVE SPECIES. THEY SHOOT A FOAM LIKE VENOM OUT OF THEIR ASSES THAT’S USED AS A MIND MELD TO MAKE US BELIEVE THAT THIS IS SOMEHOW SEXY. THIS PARTICULAR DEMONSTRATION SHOWS EXACTLY HOW FAR THEY CAN SHOOT THEIR MIND CONTROLLING VENOM SO IF YOU SEE A NAKED ASIAN ASS POINTING IN YOUR DIRECTION, WE SUGGEST YOU RUN LIKE HELL FOR YOUR LIFE. MORE ON THIS AND THE WEATHER COMING AFTER THIS SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK.****
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 2:24 PM

n-word
HEY COOL THATS MY VIDEO
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 3:16 PM

carnutts4sure
Jesus used to squirt piscesman’s load out of his ass in these sick competitions until his asshole became so enlarged he could’nt build up enough pressure to be competitive any longer !
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 3:35 PM

badger5
why have they pixilated thier pussys?wierd fuckers,...nice asses though,....
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 3:41 PM

carnutts4sure
Did she just say she had a low mileage Yamaha in the garage she wanted to sell ?
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 4:12 PM

sleeko
Japanese???...WTF?
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 4:32 PM

travelingkid
WTF?!! They cut out the part where i come in after every squirt and ream some serious ass!!
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 4:57 PM

spydablakk
I THINK THESE CHICKS ARE TOO HOT FOR THIS BULLSHIT..
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 5:18 PM

badass1
Never Fuck a Damn Dirty Ape...I mean Asian
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 5:31 PM

badass1
Sick Ass Whore Ass Cunt Suckin Asian Dirtwhorebags
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 5:31 PM

mg196
FINALLY!!! My buddy Alex and I were dyin’ for more hot Asian buttholes! But tell me...wtf is the point of pixelizing her poon?!?!?! I love Asians and now I understand why they are so superior to us.
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 6:09 PM

youngblood48
this is not my idea of a squirter.....
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 7:17 PM

justsomegirl
^^^^^^^^^LMFAO^^^^^^^^ omg, that cracked me up!
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 8:41 PM

detroitleanin
What is it with asian women they have such beautiful little cooters and they do everything else but use em for sex
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 11:41 PM

deadfred
Thats just fuckin sick!!!!
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posted on: 02-02-07 @ 11:54 PM

beyondskrewed
lmao@bigdaddy Hey u have to admitt, it takes an imagination "or alot of weed/beer" To com eup with nasty ass shit like this, lol Dumbasses have WAY to much time on their hands.
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posted on: 02-03-07 @ 1:52 AM

thunderbutt
They should put some grapes in there too
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posted on: 02-03-07 @ 4:46 PM

mustafafag
That was Wac...301
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posted on: 02-03-07 @ 7:08 PM

welshlongman
^^^^oh fuk it,you can be last,i give up.catch u L8r
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posted on: 02-03-07 @ 7:33 PM

ramafistfadge
that was one of the funniest things ive seen in ages....they never had kids programmes like this when i was younger.
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posted on: 02-03-07 @ 9:49 PM

vamazed
SICK
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posted on: 02-04-07 @ 5:00 AM

peoplevshoople
I think dunedain flew out the ass in all the maylay
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posted on: 02-04-07 @ 10:03 AM

furbobis
i would fuck all of em dressed as tony the tiger
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posted on: 02-04-07 @ 11:08 PM

big_daddy305
^^^Then you would proceed to tell them that they’re GRRRRRRRRRREAT!
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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 10:54 AM

thesku11s
RE: Pixelated poon, Japs always do that. They have a very different view of censorship and an extraordinaryily advanced level of perviness. All their kids cartoons are about sexy 8 yearolds. All the other ones are about those 8 year olds being gangraped by a giant squid & godzilla. But theyve always stood firm on pixelating poon & penis- even in hardcore porno. While its still ok to see girls being covered in the various bodily fluids (&solids) of a 100 men & a goat etc. The only non pixelated stuff is for exporting to you yanks.
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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 12:43 PM

thesku11s
oh yeah, they invented this competition in commemoration of what happened when I fucked all your mothers in the ass.
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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 12:53 PM

big_daddy305
That was almost funny. Where do you get your humor from? Must be your mother’s side of the family because it SUCKS! Just like her. lolol.. sorry.. mother jokes.. I know... out dated and very tasteless.
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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 2:45 PM

misslatin215
these girls have nothing better to do!!!
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posted on: 02-06-07 @ 11:03 AM

thesku11s
yeah, it was kinda crap. I was tired - eh what can you do.
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posted on: 02-06-07 @ 3:22 PM

drivah
Mans are online seen star?? rass.. dutty batty gyaldem a squirt from deh backside..nasty tuh rass
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posted on: 02-07-07 @ 3:23 AM

rassclotrasta
a true ..........bloodclot... duttyness.
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posted on: 02-07-07 @ 3:25 AM

tookalook
I gotta ask, hey drivah?..... are you retarded?
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posted on: 02-07-07 @ 3:31 AM

big_daddy305
No.. drivah’s trying to TYPE JAMAICAN!
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posted on: 02-08-07 @ 1:05 AM

drivah
so me say yao.. pussyhole tookalook can take a look pon big_daddy305’s buddy ina him mouth seen bredrin.. don chat pon mans name seen?? man a bodmon me post crazy shit pon crazyshit.. so jus cool nah..
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posted on: 02-08-07 @ 2:11 AM

rassclotrasta
drivah...dunt stop a tall....mon bod a mon ...mon a shotta...bout dem a call bod mon retard.2 blowhoa
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posted on: 02-08-07 @ 2:23 AM

tman7772
wat is it with asin chicks? there babes,but it seems there not happy unless there rolling in shit or something.
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posted on: 03-03-07 @ 12:40 PM

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