Fucking Plastered

Jesse U.
5,160 Views 9 years ago

Man if you can't keep yourself upright, you have have no business behind a wheel. It was pretty funny though.

40 Comments
  • thegreatest February 3, 2007

    Hey carnutts , you ain't 4th.......bitch!

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  • briandee February 3, 2007

    I guess he just could'nt measure up!

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  • penguin February 3, 2007

    HE WAS ONLY GETTN A CLOSER LOOK

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  • carnutts4sure February 3, 2007

    4th BITCHES!

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  • beyondskrewed February 3, 2007

    Poor guy just wanted to make sure the line was straight, who knows, maybe the officer was the plastered one,,

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  • carnutts4sure February 3, 2007

    I think he dropped the condom he had just used in britsontour's ass and was picking it up because jesus told him to save it for his cinamon rolls the next morning !

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  • carnutts4sure February 3, 2007

    Oh looky looky , the greatest knows how to put his post up top ! Now that's talent that I admire !

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  • beyondskrewed February 3, 2007

    Lol

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  • justsomegirl February 3, 2007

    LOL...clumsy drunks!

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  • briandee February 3, 2007

    someones hacking here, I posted first then later it seems thegrotesque is before me !!!!!

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  • jesus February 3, 2007

    Faaaaaaaaaaarttttt!!! Ooops, 'scuse Jesus.

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  • youngblood48 February 3, 2007

    now thats a classic....should have just got out of the car and walked to the cruiser.....

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  • mustafafag February 3, 2007

    First fucking cunts. You all will suck Satan's cock in Hell on the banks of the river Styx at the gates of Pandemonium.

    Word.

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  • welshlongman February 3, 2007

    ^^^wassup^^^im last.

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  • imbetu February 3, 2007

    Pretty funny... he rolls on his back and holds his face... prolly bock his fuckin nose!!!

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  • detroitleanin February 3, 2007

    At least the cop gave him one of the easier tests.

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  • thunderbutts February 3, 2007

    jesus, there is no excuse for you

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  • thunderbutts February 3, 2007

    you neither poophole

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  • thunderbutt February 3, 2007

    poophole, your not very good at this are you?

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  • peoplevshoople February 3, 2007

    THUNDERCUNT , EVER GO TO BETHEL/WOODSTOCK WHERE YOU WAS CONCEIVED? I AM ABOUT 900 MILE FROM THERE AND I CAN TAKE YOU TO THE SPOT BECAUSE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AROUND...THE FLIES ARE STILL BUZZING IN THAT SPOT......HEHEHEHEHHE

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  • peoplevshoople February 3, 2007

    hey diddle diddle ' the cat and the fiddle'the cow jumped over the moon'....thats more than I can say about thunder cunt the big fat lazy baboon

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  • peoplevshoople February 3, 2007

    georgey porgey pudden pie 'jerked off in his girl friends eye ' when her eye was dry and shut...georgey fucked that one eyed slut

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  • satanburger February 4, 2007

    Shit! I should have said this yesterday but b/c I didn't I'm gonna repeat this for a few posts. I mean, it's some crazy shit and I'd hate to see anyone miss out. Check out the video (it's on youtube) of the former goalie for the Sabres, Clint Malarchuk. It was a freak accident when another player skated over his neck and sliced his jugular. There was blood squirting out of his neck and all over the ice. I imagine he was just minutes from death. He retired for some reason...hmmmm. youtube/watch?v=dT4PenDwiPo

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  • thunderbutt February 4, 2007

    There once was a girl from Nantucket, who said "I'd let anyone fuck it."

    Then along came Poophole, and said "Got some for me?"

    She replied, "For you, I've something special, but understand this mister".

    "I'll only let you eat me, after all, I am you sister."

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  • thunderbutt February 4, 2007

    I don't care who you are, that was funny.

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  • peoplevshoople February 4, 2007

    there once was a lady at woodstock, who really demanded lots of cock, then along came thunder and every one wondered, why she didnt get beat with a rock

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  • peoplevshoople February 4, 2007

    ^^^^NOW THAT WAS FUNNY THUNDERWHORE^^^

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  • peoplevshoople February 4, 2007

    See thunderbutts , you didn,t need love for planning you . All they needed was a damm good concert and lots of hippies !!!LOL

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  • welshlongman February 4, 2007

    ^^^people^^^or should i call you rhymemaster...that woodstock shit...LMAO...

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  • peoplevshoople February 4, 2007

    ^^^NOW THATS JUST WRONG^^^LOL

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  • welshlongman February 4, 2007

    CRAZY SHIT YOU ARE HISTORY,THIS IS NOW LARRY'S LIMERICK LOUNGE...

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  • peoplevshoople February 4, 2007

    LOL welsh^^

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  • big_daddy305 February 4, 2007

    What the hell is going on in here? I take off for one day and all hell breaks loose! Apparently People is now fucking Mother Goose and she's rubbing off on him. And JSG? I love you babe..

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  • welshlongman February 4, 2007

    ^^^^^wassup bigbaddy...where you been????

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  • ramafistfadge February 4, 2007

    hey a copper with his own white line in his pocket ,,and then the daft cunt tried snortin it!!!!!

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  • big_daddy305 February 4, 2007

    My cousin came into town from Jersey for the weekend and I had to show her around Miami..

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  • justsomegirl February 4, 2007

    big_daddy305 wrote:

    What the hell is going on in here? I take off for one day and all hell breaks loose! Apparently People is now fucking Mother Goose and she’s rubbing off on him. And JSG? I love you babe..

    ....Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!! You know i love You, too!! *smoooooooches Him* LOL :-)

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  • carnutts4sure February 6, 2007

    Best looking dude I've seen in the family album so far then ! But tell us ALL what you meant about the banjo dbdick cause I think you are just making shit up again to make yourself look intellegent ? How about it big boy , let us all hear your knowledge of the world !

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  • misslatin215 February 6, 2007

    lol that was some funny sh!#!!

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  • big_daddy305 February 8, 2007

    I'm pretty sure that it's something out of a country song or some hick shit... but it's all good.. I still think you're cool even if you listen to the Dixie Chicks...

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