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Aiii Papi!!! I would have to buy one of these bad boys. There's probably a way to modify your current alarms to do this. Nothing cooler than an alarm that can pretend like it's busting a nut.

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Orgasmlarm

POSTED BY: Jesse U

EMAILED: 196

VIEWED: 2158

RATING: 5.14/10 with 37 votes

POSTED ON: 2/5/2007

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Keywords: orgasmlarm alarm car invention

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justsomegirl

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OMG! lmfao! i want one of these!

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 3:46 PM

bansai

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,
pedire uno de esos para mi cumpleaños, y los q no entiendan lo que dije... fuck off...

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 3:55 PM

big_daddy305

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Hey fuck you too pendejo. JSG.. which car should we put that orgasalarm on? The SUV is out of the question. The kids ride in that one.

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 3:59 PM

beyondskrewed

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LMAO i want one!!!!!!!!

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 4:01 PM

justsomegirl

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lets put it on my SUV, Daddy...that would be too cool! i’d use teh hell outta that alarm! my finger would get a blister from pushin’ that button constantly!! You ALL know that if You was out somewhere & heard all that fuckin’ goin on, You’d laugh Yer asses Off! :-P

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 4:02 PM

big_daddy305

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Or masturbating in your cars while driving. lol

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 4:17 PM

justsomegirl

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that too....-weg-

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 4:29 PM

big_daddy305

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Honey.. what’s"-weg-"?

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 4:48 PM

peoplevshoople

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I would be kicking the car and waxing my rocket . by the time I would be done my leg would be just as tired as my hand .

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 5:01 PM

justsomegirl

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Daddy>>> Wicked Evil Grin...lol

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 6:02 PM

detroitleanin

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^^^^^^^seems like spring is comming a little early this year^^^^^^^

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 9:00 PM

dbcoop

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fucking losers!

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 11:33 PM

noh8ers

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fo sho!

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posted on: 02-05-07 @ 11:45 PM

carnutts4sure

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I think that lab used a recording of Jesus taking it up the ass from britsoncock !

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posted on: 02-06-07 @ 12:03 AM

ramafistfadge

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i could do with one of these! at the side of the bed!she’s a cold cold woman,just lays there readin her book while im on the job!!

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posted on: 02-06-07 @ 5:16 AM

carnutts4sure

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That’s because your dick is so small ramafagsass , you need to help her out and let her know when you are mounted so she can fake it for you !

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posted on: 02-06-07 @ 9:08 AM

ramafistfadge

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yeah but she told me it didnt matter bout size!

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posted on: 02-06-07 @ 5:26 PM

carnutts4sure

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That’s so you didn’t go into mental shutdown !

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posted on: 02-08-07 @ 12:31 AM

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