His tears cure cancer, yet he never cries. He doesn't sleep, he just waits. Chuck Norris, the Legend!!!
that was just plain stupid
and a watse of my valubale time
That was absolute rubbish
Walker, Texas Power Ranger. Fucking ass clown. Back in his prime, he was the man.. second to Bruce Lee. Now a days.. he wouldn't stand a chance against the likes of Jet Li. He might be able to take Jackie Chan... but Jet Li's got his card.
Whats up detroit?
lol@ chuck some of you people thinks he's jesus christ..get over it hes a has been
Bruce Lee would end him
he beat all those people up in texas every week...dont that count...lol
Hey people not much got lucky in foot ball last night how you doin? Even steven segual(sp) could kick his ass
Ive just been informed by my best friend that chuck norris is bad but hes getting old and segual is more of a perpatraitor(sp) than a bad ass.
big daddy, norris might be able to take jackie chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOW DARE YOU!!!!HOW VERY DARE YOU!tie jackie up to a lamp-post and he'd still knock norris out!HOW VERY DARE YOU!:)
Jackie Chan is a Hollywood poser of martial arts and NOTHING ELSE ! He made a few attemtps at becoming known for his martial arts ability ,which is very limited at best ,in competition and failed but he had the look and enough style for the camera so another motherfucker with an Asian look bragged just enough to impress some dumbasses at MGM ! Norris was the REAL DEAL and although he is getting up in age and couldn't compete with the younger guys , I still don't think he would be an easy target in the ring . Segal is a fucking joke PERIOD !
Hey ramafist... It's my opinion... I think Chuck Norris would take Jackie Chan..
Just because you see Jackie Chan whooping ass in the movies or on The Jackie Chan Adventures doesn't mean that it's real. Norris has fought in competitions and won. Chan...... Well... I haven't seen him in action for real. He's fast though. Give him that. Jet Li would destroy them both though.
get there fancy movin arses into aconfined space,and i would stove thier fukin heads in,cos i am hard as fukin nails,my fists,otherwise known asTHE HAMMERS OF DOOM,would riegn down on thier pathetic arses..SORRY!!!got carried away in the moment.
the only way norris would beat chan is if he got kicked in the shins with his crazy boots!!lol..i agree with on jet li though he'd be like chan! norris!get your fookin asses in the ring!an they be like not today iv'e just ad me hair done,and norris would be like i cant today i got athletes foot!!!!!!
i could fucking end chuck now, hes a twat
You are all full of bullshit.I met Chuck Norris in person and He can kick some serious ass! Hell he even roundhoused kicked me and stopped 2 inches from my face.
and i bet you came in your pants at that exact moment!
That was the highlight of your pathetic existence.. wasn't it? THE Chuck Norris just put his boot in my face.. I must lick it.. and suck the cock of the man that kicks Texas' ass on a weekly basis..
I aint touchin that^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
wtf coulda found somthing else to do with my time like i don't know look for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
big_d , there isn't but one way deadfred could have sucked Chuck Norris's cock . Move diarrhea's head out of the way !
lmao carnutts.. you're too fucking funny...