After you put enough pressure on anything for a long enough time it usually will break. Tough lesson to learn.
My dick broke in a similar fashion before
you fuckin liar. you dont have a dick remember that guy was suckin it and it got bit off.
Sorry but come on!!
Anyone who waste 2 and a half hours arm wrestling!!!
Didn't we see this video the other day? Like.. maybe a couple of weeks ago?
That fucken sucks, SNAP, Tickle Tickle.
tell britsoncock to hold still the next time you have your dick buried in his ass diarrhea and it won't get broken next time !
oooooooh looks sore wonder if the tickln relived the pain
I broke my dick about 8 years ago, They actually call it a "penal fracture" even tho there is no bone involved, ...we have a balloon inside a balloon, and if the inside balloon pops, your fucked , cause that blood that was makin you hard just crawled out and now your swollen to the point that you cant where the same size pants ...not that you can move anyway,cause the pain is about the worst I ever felt ...anyway, when it happened there was a pop that sounded like a small fire cracker...then ,my screams of pain ...she was ok, but I wasn't...I couldn't move ...I ...no she ran for ice, and untill daylight we took turns ...The pain was so intense I coudn't even move my toes...both my dick and balls were swollen to two and a half times the normal size, and everything was black... not black and blue...black, almost to my knees... ...48 hours later I was in the hospitol, ....I'll never forget when the doctor said "ok let me see it" I gently pulled down the jeans...that mother fucker laughed for at least 15 seconds...then when he was done he said why didn't you come in sooner?...I told him I was gettin an ice job, and I was a little to busy for....true story!!!
imbetu... that's probably the funniest story that I've heard in a while. But at the same time.. I feel bad for you bro..
I have one more thing too share...(this is true but sad) two or three monthes later ... I was fully recovered but at least an inch.... a whole inch was gone....FUCK , DO THE MATH!!! Yesterday she said ...."you cant reach me anymore...." I don't like to take advantage, so I only gave her the first 9 inches!!!!!!!!!!!!thats bs but the story is true
Thats like when thunderbutt was conceived at the woodstock concert back in 1969 in bethel Newyork , The hippies was fingering and she said oh baby your ring is hurting me!! Then he told her "thats not my ring thats my watch" hehehehe
Poophole...you got about as much class as a fucking laundry basket.
SUCK A DICK FAG^^^^
Re:Imbetu funny but scary story god that must have hurt. Hey people whats up?
Not much Detroit , just keeping 2 fags on a tight leash .. Thunderbuttblast/ dunepain in the ass