Army Of One

Jesse U.
5,242 Views 9 years ago

This is just a funny clip that makes fun of the army recruiting.

42 Comments
  • justsomegirl February 7, 2007

    LOL @ the vid! btw- i LOVE Disturbed!!!

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  • peoplevshoople February 7, 2007

    thunderbitch where are ya

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  • diarrhea916 February 7, 2007

    They need to make one of vietnam vets gettin fucked up on PCP in the jungle and smashing little asian dudes faces into ground beef with the butt of their rifles and then show them fucking their wifes afterwards

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  • big_daddy305 February 7, 2007

    In case you people didn't know.... we lost the Vietnam war. This vid was funny though. Especially the P.O.W. part. And the guy at the end was thinking... "Yeah, asshole. I think I can handle a little fucking paper tray, asshole." LMAO.

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  • beyondskrewed February 7, 2007

    Lmao right on

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  • thunderbutts February 7, 2007

    Damm it to hell, I GOT MY FUCKING PERIOD TODAY AND MY FATHER WAS SUPPOSE TO FUCK ME TONIGHT....SHIT

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  • big_daddy305 February 7, 2007

    Nice going with the extra "S" at the end there.

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  • big_daddy305 February 7, 2007

    He's too young to know where to draw the line. Can't really blame him. He thinks he's the shit.. Can't blame him. His name IS liquid shit.

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  • for_real February 7, 2007

    yea u little shit eater poeple have flashbacks and will snap your little peach fuzz head off and will not even think about a fucking paper tray...

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  • detroitleanin February 7, 2007

    Doa 916 is starting to piss me off

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  • big_daddy305 February 7, 2007

    For real.. I'm not so sure I know exactly what you meant by it, but the message was clear... motherfuck that fucking fuck.

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  • dragonphyre February 7, 2007

    LOL that is some funny shit

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  • wicked_m4 February 7, 2007

    What a stupid video. Take something like the Army, something meant to instill structure in a young man's life and shit all over it? I know how it is though, people that live in the U.S.A. think that we are a joke, as do other countries. And why is that? The answer is that our own people tear it apart.

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  • imbetu February 8, 2007

    whats a paper tray?

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  • carnutts4sure February 8, 2007

    damn imbetu , I'm your buddy and ashamed of you at the same time ! LOL.watch the video again lil buddy !

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  • imbetu February 8, 2007

    Fuck...I was gettin all excited... I thought a "paper tray" was like this supper secret weapon that would seek out and destroy all of man kinds enemys....fuck ,,it turns out its that fuckin thing that wont even keep my printer paper from fallin on the floor......hey carnutts, have you seen that mile and a half sniper weapon?

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  • darev February 8, 2007

    Long range .50-caliber sniper rifle the M-107 distance of 1,500 to 2,000 meters real nice realy no kick at all.

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  • carnutts4sure February 8, 2007

    The M-107 is a direct knock-off of the Marine Corps M82A3 that has been around since 1984 (I think?).It was introduced in 2002 and released for Military use in late 2004 / early 2005 and yes imbetu ,I have actually fired one several rounds at the military training base in San Antonio . Recoil was minimal for it's caliber and very user friendly to operate .

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  • big_daddy305 February 8, 2007

    User friendly? Does it give you orally recorded instructions? Maybe it sounds like a chick.. "put your finger right here honey. Go ahead.. feel me in your hands. Stare right through my scope.." lol... ok..it's early. Cut me some slack..

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  • britsontour February 8, 2007

    Hey carnutz when i served with the Royal Marines the standard weapon was the 7.62 SLR. Fine rifle that could take out a target at 400mtr, weight 10.5lb with a fully loaded mag and with compatable ammo as the GPMG. Our current standard rifle is the LA80 i only fired it one time so im bias when i say the previous was the more attrative except house clearance when a shorter barreled weapon is the obvious choice. Anyway iv given away my age a bit but from one serviceman to another `good on ya`

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  • thunderbutt February 8, 2007

    Poophole, army of none.

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  • thunderbutt February 8, 2007

    Asshole of many.

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  • thunderbutt February 8, 2007

    OK now you can yell obsenities about my mother now...............only because you have no self control. I looked up YOUR family tree, it was a stick!

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  • leiurus February 8, 2007

    They say that in 5-10 years the way the war is going on now they will need so many american troops in the middle-east just to contain the 'civil' war between the shits and the other fucks that they will have to have a draft. I wonder what kind of commercials they'll be running then...

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  • leiurus February 8, 2007

    Sorry, I didn't read the above posts before posting. Usually it's all just jibber-jabber anyways, nothing of real substance... Anyways, just wanted to comment on the sniper rifles 'cause I think they're cool. Anyone have experience with an Armalite AR-50? I've read some decent reviews, although I worry that with a riffle like that I'd develop a bad flinch real quick. When the hell are they going to perfect biological weapons? Seems to me that it would be a much greater investment of our resources to develop a biological weapon that targets members of a particular race. Would probably clean this mess up a lot faster and the end-result would probably be a lot better too. Plus it would help to get practice with weapons of such type, as the chinese will be knocking on our door soon enough seeing as they are quite intent on annihilating north america...

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  • peoplevshoople February 8, 2007

    thunderbuttblast ,what did you say? you looked up your moms dress and saw a stick !

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  • big_daddy305 February 8, 2007

    leirius.. I didn't know that.. Where did you get that information?

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  • thunderbutt February 8, 2007

    ^^^There it is^^^. Hey poops, you should change your name to Mr. Easy, because you so are.

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  • dunedain February 8, 2007

    we would not have enough bullets to defeat the chinese.we would have to use more exstensive mass killing weapons like leirius said.but an actual invasion from the chinese would never occur.instead they have invaded our economy.they are winning a war against us thru the back door.look around everything says made in china one day they may say no more exporting to america then we are fucked as we have become dangerouslly reliant on them and there is no turning back.

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  • peoplevshoople February 8, 2007

    THUNDERBUTTBLAST ,I DIDN'T WANT TO CHANGE TO THAT NAME BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF HER. THAT WAS HER NAME AT THE WOODSTOCK CONCERT ,,,MISS EASY

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  • leiurus February 8, 2007

    big_daddy, I got that info from an article I read in the newspaper this morning, written by Jay Bookman who's the associate editorial page editor of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

    He also talks about how the invasion of Iraq will within 10 years and more likely 5 years choke off the supply of oil from the middle east to the west, and that accounts for approximately 57% of the world's proven reserves. I don't know how much of this is true, I certainly don't claim to be an 'expert' on these matters, simply relaying to you what I read in the paper this morning. If these statements are true, then I'd say it's a good thing that none of the american politicians have any economic ties to the oil companies out in the middle east ('cause starting a war that increases the amount of profit you gain from oil is almost like insider-trading) and that it's a good thing that all of our war implements like our tanks and fighter jets are all battery powered... I say pull the troops, hit them with one of those bombs that sucks all the oxygen out of some great radius killing all life in the area. I'd say nuke 'em, but we don't want to destroy the land and resources, just the people!

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  • big_daddy305 February 8, 2007

    yeah.. but making us dangerously reliant of their wares has made them dangerously reliant of our money. It's a symbiotic relationship. We need them and they need us. Fact of the matter is that we have HUGE factories in other countries that provide very cheap labor and well... makes for a very large profit... since we sell everything over priced anyways.. and the really sad part is that when the company destroys the environment for that particular area, or if they just feel like it... they pack up and move somewhere else to do it again.. leaving the economy of that area in shambles... hundreds, maybe thousands unemployed, and seriously at risk of starvation.

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  • busanut199 February 8, 2007

    Snipers are cool, radio in my ear, in my tree & pop goes your head every time fuckers, im there...

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  • carnutts4sure February 8, 2007

    Trouble with that britsoncock is the fact that I don't believe a fucking word that comes from your sorry ass anymore and quite frankly , Never did ! You have shown more dissrespect to others on this site than anyone I have seen which tells me that the chance you ever served in the military is between slim and none and I buried slims ass in my backyard years ago ! Go read some more shit about rifles that you Googled and get back with us !

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  • big_daddy305 February 9, 2007

    No shitlooker.. I was referring to diarreah.. not you dude.. you're ok in my book of cool people..

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  • britsontour February 9, 2007

    carnutz, that was an olive branch you dont want it thats fine, but i did wear a green beret for nine years. thats all i want to say on the matter.

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  • carnutts4sure February 9, 2007

    I don't kiss and make up that easy britsoncock ! You have talked waaaay too much shit to me and MANY OTHERS for me to just accept your little attempt at a peace offering . Green berets don't make the man and they can be bought at Military surplus outlets everywhere for posers to wear and live in thier own little fantasy land ! Alot of motherfuckers like you end up coming home in a box with fictiscous KIA reports !

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  • britsontour February 10, 2007

    You are not worth bothering with then! ^

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  • britsontour February 10, 2007

    .... Lemmie know when you get over it. CRYBABY4SURE.

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  • welshlongman February 10, 2007

    wassup nonutts4sure,how ya been?hey that britswivtits did get up my nose sum,but dont you think him actually sayin he offerin an olive branch shows regret on his part.sorry 4 stikin my nose in...

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  • carnutts4sure February 11, 2007

    CRYBABY ? You mean telling it like it is means I'm a crybaby ? You have'nt seen me cry one fucking time on this site britsoncock so maybe you outa re think your little nickname ? It takes way more than some fuck with a keyboard to make me cry punk so keep on dreaming buddy ! And welshy , just because he's British don't go getting all soft on me man ! He talked PLENTY of heavy duty shit to you as well so he made his bed , now let him sleep in it for awhile !

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  • kurama86 March 17, 2007

    lol I'm in army I thought that was pretty funny...

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