Chris Rock : Tossing Salads

Jesse U.
4,182 Views 9 years ago

I know this is an older clip, but it is funny. Here's Chris Rock on Salad Tossing.

42 Comments
  • peoplevshoople February 9, 2007

    hows that thundercunt

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  • t_dog8 February 9, 2007

    First

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  • t_dog8 February 9, 2007

    or second

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  • peoplevshoople February 9, 2007

    You can be first T_dog8...LOL

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  • t_dog8 February 9, 2007

    I know, first time I ever said first and I was the first loser.LOL

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  • peoplevshoople February 9, 2007

    funny vid

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  • badass1 February 9, 2007

    I prefer syrup..That was on Me,Myself, and Irene. No shit though...Kill Me First, Who licks ass besides dogs and that rusty trombone whore..Although I hear the a-hole is the quickest way to a womans heart...or is it a woman scorned?

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  • big_daddy305 February 9, 2007

    I don't mind slipping my girls asshole a little tongue every now and then when I'm going downtown. Nothing wrong with that...

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  • wellsukmyballz February 9, 2007

    I aint tossin nuthin but your girl on the other hand she can drop it like its hot and give me a ceasar any day

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  • big_daddy305 February 9, 2007

    Give you a "ceasar"? You're a retard... why do you try to type all niggerish? don't you have any class? Never mind. I know the answer already..

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  • big_daddy305 February 9, 2007

    Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise?

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  • peoplevshoople February 9, 2007

    ^^ I didn't think you was like that, I mean I always looked at you more as a peace maker

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  • peoplevshoople February 9, 2007

    Dont get me wrong though , I dont care,,,one thing I learned on here, the honkys talk about the niggers and spics and the nigger talks about the spics and the honkys, and the spics talk about the niggers and honkys....I personally dont give a shit...LOL

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  • peoplevshoople February 9, 2007

    I'll be a sponkyigger

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  • peoplevshoople February 9, 2007

    And Thunderbuttblast, You are any thing your mom fucked that day . Thats what happens when your mom is a prostitute....So we can honestly say....You are gulaush

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  • big_daddy305 February 9, 2007

    nah.. I was just making a reference to that fucking retard and I used a black reference because I know it will bother his low income, project living, roach infested, aids infected self and he'll eventually pull the race card. I'm not prejudiced or anything... but I dislike ignorance..

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  • floridacracker February 9, 2007

    chris rock is a racists lying ass nigger,you gonna tell me he eats pigs feat and them fuckers stand in shit there whole life and he's a chitlin eating mother fucker,whats that a shit chute?And then that niggers gonna say he don't toss the salad.O.K. rightttttttt..

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  • jesus February 9, 2007

    Here is poophole at the apex of his imagination: Jesus/Heysuess , THATS WHY THERE IS A LAW PROHIBITING BROTHER & SISTERS HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE RESULT Ain't this impressive? Like I said earlier, Jesus sure ain't gonna piss away any time being poophole's savior. Of all the thought-challenged motherfuckers on here, Poor ole Poophole is in a lonely class by himself. A pathetic case for sure, now let us fucking pray: Lord, up there in Heaven: please deliver poophole something of value -- anything lord -- any fucking at all. The turd really needs help. In my name we pray, a-fucking-men.

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  • dunedain February 9, 2007

    hey poophole:"you can be sad because roses have thorns,or you can rejoice because thorns have roses"

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  • teamshowoff February 10, 2007

    some one shoot this nigger

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  • peoplevshoople February 10, 2007

    JESUS/HETSUESS and DUNEPAIN IN THE ASS , I AM REALLY GLAD I GOT TO YOU YWO MOTHER FUCKERS BECAUSE YOU ARE TWO OF THE MOST HATED ASS HOLES ON THIS SIGHT AND IT IS A HONOR TO BE ABLE TO PUT YOU PUSSYS IN THEIR PLACE . I KNOW I HAVE FOLKS IN HERE CHEERING ME ON AND WHAT DO YOU CUNTS HAVE? I WILL TELL YOU .....YOU "HAVE" ....TO SIT AND THINK OF AWAY TO GET BACK AT ME IN WORDS. LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY ,HEY SUESS LOOK AT THE NAME YOU CHOSE TO COME IN HERE ,SO YOU COME IN HERE PRETENDING TO BE THE SON OF GOD.....MAN YOU ARE IN BIG BIG BIG TROUBLE....WHEN SOME THING GOES TERRIBLY WRONG IN YOUR LIFE THATS WHEN YOU WILL REALIZE WHAT YOU DID HERE . AND DUNEDAIN , YOU HIDE BEHIND A PHONEY MUSSLE AND SAY "I LIVE ACROSS THE STREET FROM A DUMP AND I DRIVE A CHRYSLER 300 AND THE DUMP IS A NICE PLACE TO HIDE A BODY". WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOME THING MOTHER FUCKER I DRIVE A LICOLN NAVIGATOR AND YOU AINT SHIT....EVEN THOUGH I DONT LIKE THE NAVIGATOR BUT I HAD TO POINT OUT HOW YOU ACT....FUCK BOTH YOU ASS HOLES YOU AINT SHIT.

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  • thunderbutt February 10, 2007

    Who the fuck died and made you judge ASSHOLE. Don't you ever get tired of .......... YOU?

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  • peoplevshoople February 10, 2007

    Your mother did thunderbuttblast !!!

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  • thunderbutt February 10, 2007

    you forgot to use upper caps numbnuts

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  • peoplevshoople February 10, 2007

    Thunderbutt, aren't you tired of the abuse yet? I chew you up and spit you out....some times I even feel bad and dont post at you but you still come back,,,,what the fuck ? Actually , I am starting think you are o.k

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  • thunderbutt February 10, 2007

    Say what you want about my mother but don't you EVER accuse me of being OK. If I was I sure as fuck wouldn't be here.

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  • britsontour February 10, 2007

    Peep, what goes around comes around. ..This is a cyber world full of the phoney brave. The greatest weapon you have here is a sense of humour and good timing.... The two greatest weapons you here are a sense of humour, good timing and a thick skin. ... The three ect, ect ect. [see python] ...What im saying is enjoy an fuck em all. your ok and so is your mother.

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  • britsontour February 10, 2007

    Hey crybaby4sure [he hates me] .... Get your pecker out of the cat and come say hello. ..fucking mong.

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  • thunderbutt February 10, 2007

    True Brit, it's fun to get others to believe their under your skin...

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  • britsontour February 10, 2007

    ^ You know the deal.

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  • peoplevshoople February 10, 2007

    Thanks brit

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  • britsontour February 10, 2007

    ^ Your welcome peep. What state you from anyhows?

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  • thunderbutt February 10, 2007

    State of dilusion

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  • peoplevshoople February 10, 2007

    PA brit

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  • peoplevshoople February 10, 2007

    that can be true thunder

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  • britsontour February 10, 2007

    Well howdy Peep. PA sounds a fine State. Im on the South Coast but the fishings poor this year. See ya.

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  • big_daddy305 February 11, 2007

    britsontour wrote:

    Peep, what goes around comes around. ..This is a cyber world full of the phoney brave. The greatest weapon you have here is a sense of humour and good timing.... The two greatest weapons you here are a sense of humour, good timing and a thick skin. ... The three ect, ect ect. [see python] ...What im saying is enjoy an fuck em all. your ok and so is your mother........... that would make it THREE things you fucking retard!

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  • britsontour February 11, 2007

    Duddy i know what i wrote,it may not be [perfect] but it makes sense to me. ... Do me a favour keep your nose out ... and stop pestering the girls on here you fucking perv. I bet the other 50% of your life that your not on here your bashing your bishop over a lads mag.

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  • carnutts4sure February 11, 2007

    Hey britsoncock , see you're still talking shit as usual ! Would " bashing your bishop over a lads mag " be the British version of "Choking your chicken to Playboy" ?

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  • johndoe781 February 14, 2007

    AND YOU WILL ALWAYS SMELL LIKE MIRACLE WHIP YOU FAGGOT...LOL...

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  • pablosdog February 15, 2007

    Chris Rock is one of the funniest mofo's on the planet. He deserves success and you crackers that hate him for it - mwahaha too bad bitches. Good luck come judgement day.

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  • dee_snutz February 21, 2007

    Cocane is a killer drug! and rocks kill!

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